Shoot 'Em Up: Insert Caption
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If there's still any doubt as to the lasting effect Brokeback Mountain has had on our collective image of the Western, look no further than the 69 captions we received for last week's 3:10 to Yuma contest. (Of course we also owe a great debt of gratitude to Jon Stewart for putting it all in historical context with that hilarious Oscars montage). Some moviegoers may be disappointed to hear that Russell Crowe and Christian Bale do not get... it... on... in Yuma, but I can tell you that they do seem to develop Jonah Hill-Michael Cera-style man-crushes on each other if that counts for anything. Congrats to our victors below, you win... his-and-hers Yuma t-shirts.
1. "Oh well, the 5:25 to Yuma it is." -- Kathi F.
2. "You're right. From way up here, your career does look much bigger than mine." -- Charles P.
3. "I TOLD you to get directions... now look where we are, EuroDisney." -- Josh S.
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This week we move on to a movie that sounds like a Western, Shoot 'Em Up, but is actually far "manlier": An action film in which Clive Owen kills men with carrots, beds Monica Belluccci while simultaneously shooting a flurry of henchmen, and counts a newborn baby as his sidekick. That's -- how do you say? -- gangsta. Unfortunately we don't have any carrots to give away (we have a strict no-weapons policy here), but our three winners will get a Shoot 'Em Up t-shirt, hat and shot glass. Cheers.
UPDATE: WINNERS ANNOUNCED! Click Here
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Reader Comments (Page 1 of 5)
9-07-2007 @ 12:19PM
keepleft said...
"Deciding when to when to begin weaning a baby onto solid foods can be a difficult process for many parents."
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9-07-2007 @ 12:28PM
Mike M said...
"I told you mine was bigger!"
"Well, I also have a carrot..."
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9-07-2007 @ 12:25PM
Jay J said...
"Waskilly Wabbit gonna pop a cap in yo ass, you don't drop dat piece."
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9-07-2007 @ 12:26PM
tikirob said...
"It duck season!"
"Rabbit Season!"
"Duck Season!"
"Rabbit Season!"
Rob
http://www.movie-cat.com
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9-07-2007 @ 1:00PM
Aubrey Williams said...
No! You change the baby.
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9-07-2007 @ 12:29PM
dan2ktj said...
Qwen: "I've signed on to do ANOTHER baby transporting movie.... SHOOT ME or I'll kill you!"
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9-07-2007 @ 12:44PM
Wayne said...
If "rock, paper, scissors" doesn't get your juices flowing, you should try the new "gun, carrot, bottle".
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9-07-2007 @ 12:51PM
ABIRD0006 said...
Wow you sure do have a big piece I prefer the short and strong ones myself though.
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9-07-2007 @ 12:49PM
ABIRD0006 said...
Enis I'm not going to quit you so put the carrot up there and wait for me to come home!
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9-07-2007 @ 12:56PM
blake said...
"Erect nipples up really make me want to shoot someone."
"So do carrots..."
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9-07-2007 @ 1:00PM
Jeff said...
I see your schwartz is as big as mine.
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9-07-2007 @ 1:12PM
Kanah Fuller said...
On the heels of Rob Zombie's revisioning of Halloween comes Quentin Tarantino's remake of 'Look Who's Talking'
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9-07-2007 @ 1:16PM
dan hogelin said...
The carrot is mightier then the sword.
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9-07-2007 @ 1:16PM
Bus said...
In a photo from his past, Clive Owen shows us why his career as an au pair failed.
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9-07-2007 @ 1:29PM
Josh said...
What I lack in size, I make up for in firepower.
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9-07-2007 @ 1:31PM
Erle D. said...
...Soooo...What if we give Bugs a gun and have Clive Owen play him?
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9-07-2007 @ 1:35PM
Josh Mathis said...
I said NO Merlot!
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9-07-2007 @ 1:42PM
dan2ktj said...
w nNnn b c !!!
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9-07-2007 @ 1:44PM
outsidethemovies said...
I can either shoot you or shove this carrot somewhere uncomfortable.
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9-07-2007 @ 1:50PM
Travis Johnson said...
Doesn't it just blow your mind that we're in this room with neon colored baby bottles, pointing guns at each other, and look.....I'm holding a friggin carrot!
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