Watch Natalie Portman Get Naked in Wes Anderson's 'Hotel Chevalier'
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We've already told you about the Wes Anderson-directed short film Hotel Chevalier, which is apparently a prequel of sorts to his soon-to-be-released feature film The Darjeeling Limited. We also told you how the short would not be screening alongside the feature when it hits theaters in limited release this weekend, and then we also told you how the short would be available on iTunes, instead, for folks who want to watch it now. Good news everyone -- you can finally watch it ... now. Yup, Hotel Chevalier is currently up on iTunes, as a free download (bonus!), and, yes, Natalie Portman takes off the clothes for the first time (without a body double, I believe). Since that's all anyone seems to care about (I like Portman, but I always feel like I'm watching a 14-year-old girl trying to look 28), I figured -- heck, why not draw attention to the fact.
Me? I'm not watching the short just yet. Tomorrow morning I need to get up at the ass crack of dawn and make my way into the city for a New York Film Festival screening of The Darjeeling Limited, with a Q&A to follow featuring Anderson and members of the cast. Thus, because it's a festival screening, Hotel Chevalier will show before the feature. And, well, I'd rather watch it up on the big screen than on my computer monitor. But I understand that not everyone can attend the NYFF screenings of Darjeeling, and so I'm happy iTunes made the short available for those who want to see it prior to watching the feature. That said, I can't tell you if the short is good or if Portman's nudity was well worth all the hoopla. But I can say that, regardless of the negative reviews, I'm really looking forward to The Darjeeling Limited. I dig Anderson, I like his quirky sense of humor, and so if I can somehow get into that particular headspace at 10 in the morning, then I hope to enjoy the flick. Feel free to watch the short, then come back here and tell us what you thought. Does Portman still look barely legal, or is she starting to show her age?









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9-26-2007 @ 9:25PM
Jake Spurlock said...
Anybody have a link for iTunes? I have searched, and have turned up nothing.
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9-26-2007 @ 9:26PM
Jake Spurlock said...
Found a link on Defamer.
http://phobos.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewMovie?id=265079483&s=143441
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9-26-2007 @ 10:40PM
Milhuisen said...
Anyone know how to watch it in Australia ? It looks like you can only watch it through the American iTunes Store, which means you need to live in the States ? Can anyone help ?
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9-26-2007 @ 11:26PM
bnewmark said...
The entire movie was already uploaded on rapidshare:
hxxp://rapidshare.com/files/58485850/NataliePortman.avi
OR
hxxp://rapidshare.com/files/58496383/Natalie_Portman-Hotel_Chevalier.avi
It's ~35 MB, very good quality, resolution 640x264, xvid compression.
The clips with Natalie Portman nude are also available on Egotastic:
http://www.egotastic.com/entertainment/celebrities/natalie-portman/natalie-portman-nude-in-hotel-chevalier-002828
If they delete the files before you get to download them, simply google for:
"natalie portman" "hotel chevalier".
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9-26-2007 @ 11:36PM
Adam said...
of course. because I live in canada I cant get it... come on Apple! It's been HOW LONG since the movie store launched? Why aren't we getting it too!?
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9-27-2007 @ 3:07AM
Rufus said...
Five comments and all about as insightful as a torrent comments page ;)
First off, you don't see her naked. You see her getting undressed and the bruises kind of detract from any deep throbbing wants. She looks like a normal twenty something... with a toothpick in her mouth.
Anyway, I enjoyed the short and it definitely got my interest. I want to see Darjeeling anyway but this, along with the wonderful music, the colour schemes (well matched to the end) and the quirkyness of the male lead (I was reminded of Shopgirl several times) it all combines to deliver what could be a top notch Wes Anderson experience.
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9-27-2007 @ 4:43AM
Aurorasbored said...
Downloaded it myself, and yep I agree with the above. Not nude (and who cares, she's a lot more explicit in Closer) and actually a pretty damn fine short film, mostly due to Schwartzmann.
However, I goddamn hate Wes Anderson and his "brand" of hipster filmmaking for dummies, though I find this short (and Darjeeling to seem) more lush and ambitious than he usually does with his paper cutouts of movies. And he is eminently helped by the scorching chemistry with these two when he lets them let loose.
Which isn't enough. Man. Anyone who doesn't feel like a private moment when Swartzmann bends to kiss Portman's hip is simply not a sexual being. There are some wicked, sharp dialogue moments ("If we fuck, I'll feel like shit tomorrow." "That's okay with me.") and the Marc Jacobs designs are great.
One. Big. Complaint. The fucking music SUCKS. Sucks. I hate Wes Anderson's hamhanded taste in music in his films always have *Hey Jude, why how original!* and in this case not only is it shittily symbolic ("I want to get into your head" goes the chorus) it's just plain shit. I made sure to look through the credits so I would never have to hear this whiny ass, faux-Shins, pap.
And the sound mix is such that I was blasting my speakers and couldn't hear the dialogue only the shitty shitty repetitious plunking of a one Mister Peter Sarstedt. Get off my planet and annoy someone else with your balladery.
Anyhoo. Talked enough now for a 13 minute short, sheesh. Anger issues much?
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9-27-2007 @ 4:14PM
DAVID said...
PICTURE QUALITY WAS POOR BUT SHE DEFINATELY HAS A NICE ASS!!!!!!!!!!!
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9-27-2007 @ 5:55PM
David said...
She's nude, but apparently only showing ass to the camera. It's still a shame she would lower her standards for a movie. I bet you her career tanks after this, because people will view her as some bimbo now. BTW, her short hair is awful.
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9-27-2007 @ 5:57PM
David said...
She's nude, but apparently only showing ass to the camera. It's still a shame she would lower her standards for a movie. I bet you her career tanks after this, because people will view her as some bimbo now. BTW, her short hair is awful.
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9-27-2007 @ 6:55PM
CEABOO said...
my sister just died and i needed to tell somebody
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9-27-2007 @ 7:52PM
crashkidd34 said...
I'm not sure which one is the bigger moron: the person who complains about the music or the one calling Natalie Portman a "bimbo" for being a young woman showing her beautiful body.
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9-27-2007 @ 7:58PM
crashkidd34 said...
By the way: thanks for giving away parts of the dialogue, dipshit. I guess it's too late for a spoiler alert now.
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9-28-2007 @ 3:52AM
Aurorasbored said...
Are you kidding me? *spoiler alert* for a 13 minute movie? What you didn't have enough time to watch the thing but you had the time to read and comment on the post--twice?
And the music is a damn valid criticism, as well as the mix of it. I don't like hearing any score overpower the dialogue however quirky. So in conclusion, who's the dipshit now? [/end 7th grade]
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9-28-2007 @ 2:24PM
Rob said...
google video link is down. here's another:
http://www.madwell.com/flash/hotel.htm
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9-28-2007 @ 2:26PM
pudge72 said...
the google video version was taken down. you can watch it at http://www.madwell.com/flash/hotel.htm
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10-03-2007 @ 10:48AM
jmalcolm said...
I couldnt finish it. All the smacking and slurping sounds make it sound like they were eating spaggetti out of each others mouths.
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10-07-2007 @ 1:43AM
Josephine said...
I think this scene was completely unsexy and weird. I don't understand the above person who talked of the chemistry evident between them- what chemistry?? This short was so awkward it was painful to watch, and Natalie Portman looks more like a nude 12 year old boy than a 20-something year old woman.
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10-08-2007 @ 2:26PM
illcasibe said...
i love to have a nice view on naked chinese women
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10-15-2007 @ 5:18PM
stoic said...
This music is stupid. Anderson is but a painter, he has a knack for creating good imagery, but everything else is lame and pretentious. His humor was good, once, maybe twice. Bottle Rocket was good... sure... but he has exhausted it. Wes Anderson- No. This short was overly-underacted and contrived.
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