Are These the Fifty Best Breasts in Movie History?
Filed under: Fandom, Angelina Jolie, Lists
Just when you think you've seen it all -- and just when you were sick of all these damn lists -- comes Film Threat's four-parter on the fifty best breasts (aka boobs, aka ta-tas) in movie history. Now they don't seem to target specific films and characters within those films; this is more of a fifty best breasts in Hollywood history, as the list centers more on the actresses -- the women -- than the roles they've taken on. My favorite part of this list has to do with the fact that they included YouTube clips featuring all of the actresses in their best, well, attire (my personal favorite has to be the clip for Chesty Morgan). Some of the clips are from films, others are these weird stalker-ish montages -- nevertheless, it's all worth a look.
By now you're probably wondering who made their list. Well, noticeably absent is Angelina Jolie (who I would've thrown on there, if only for that ultra-sexy Tomb Raider outfit). Earlier ladies include Mae West, Jane Russell, Marilyn Monroe, Dorothy Dandridge, Elizabeth Taylor, Jayne Mansfield and the lovely Sophia Loren. We also have a little of Raquel Welch, Tura Santana and Pam Grier. Some more recent ladies include Jennifer Connelly (and yes, they include video of the scene with her riding the horse in Career Opportunities), Monica Bellucci, Jennifer Tilly, Scarlett Johansson and Rosario Dawson (video from her Clerks II dance -- gotta love it!). And of course, how could they leave off those busty animated characters; Jessica Rabbit rounds out the list of fifty.
I should also note that this list was created to help raise awareness for the American Cancer Society, considering it's National Breast Cancer Awareness Month. So it's all for fun and a good cause; hopefully no one will be offended. That said, I've included the Chesty Morgan video after the jump because, quite frankly, it's all kinds of awesome. Do you agree with their list, or are there breasts women they left out? (Um, I'd like to be first in asking where Salma Hayek, Jennifer Love Hewitt, Carla Gugino, Eva Mendes and -- heck -- Lindsay Lohan are, just to name a few ...)
[via Hollywood Elsewhere]










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10-08-2007 @ 8:04PM
garfinkel said...
Phoebe Cates. Fast Times. Still the best.
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10-08-2007 @ 8:33PM
Darren said...
Take out Connelly because she needs push up bras now.
The rest are good. Good thing they didnt include the manly chests women like Keira Knightley and Rachel McAdams. Right on about Salma and I have to include Bruce Almighty and Jag's babe Catherine Bell.
Katie Holmes may be dressing too conservatively but she's got a hot body especially perfect breasts.
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10-09-2007 @ 2:05AM
Jason said...
Smart call that Angelina Jolie is missing. She is overrated and she's not all that when nude. Nowadays she's not a good example for anorexic bulimic young and old women.She looks frightening.
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10-09-2007 @ 2:58AM
WILL said...
they should have thrown in Meatloaf from fight Club
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10-09-2007 @ 10:29AM
Jon said...
Classy feature there guys.
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10-09-2007 @ 4:22PM
kevjohn said...
This is easily the most offensive article I have ev.... OK, she's gone!
Carla Gugino is not on the list and Jessica Rabbit is? What kind of nonsense is this? Why not include the broads from Heavy Metal if you're going to include cartoons? I'd also consider Halle Berry's perfect mounds, and Laura San Giacomo (for awesomeness-to-body-size ratio alone). My favorites would have to be...
SHE'S COMING!! SHHHHHH!
In closing, please refrain from such low-brow material in the future. That is not what the internet is for.
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10-30-2007 @ 4:10PM
ayda said...
#4, Jennifer, is that you?
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