Insert Caption: The Comebacks
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It's winner MADNESS this week on Insert Caption. We're finally able to announce the grand prize winner for our Darjeeling Limited contest. Have fun in India, Alan T. (And no, he's not THE Alan T., a.k.a. fantasy dad Dr. Jason Seaver). We expect an exotic magnet or two (legal note: winners are in no way expected or obligated to purchase souvenirs, exotic magnets or otherwise, for trip providers). We'll also be sending a framed Planet Terror poster signed by Robert Rodriguez to Jordan M. (yes, THE Jordan M.) for last week's contest while our two runners up get DVDs and action figures.
1. "Look, don't hit me again but I really do think I have Bingo."
-- Alan T.
See full image and all captions1. "And they say there are no roles left for women in Hollywood..."
-- Jordan M.
2. "This party's dead, we're outta here!" -- Peter A.
3. "Easily flammable house, check. Crowd of lost souls wandering aimlessly, check. Unattainable cool chicks all over each other, check. Yep, it's freshman year of college all over again." -- Chris O.
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We're looking for a few more winners this week. And really, who needs India when you can win a tee-shirt, Frisbee, cup (the kind you drink out of, not protect the privates with), wristband and mini-poster from the new sports spoof The Comebacks? Just write one of our three captions for the pic below of David Koechner and Apollo Creed and sweet, victory could be yours, too. Good luck!
UPDATE: Winners Announced! Click Here









Reader Comments (Page 1 of 5)
10-19-2007 @ 5:39PM
dan2ktj said...
You're about to see why the call him HAPPY Gilmore!
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10-19-2007 @ 5:39PM
Kanah Fuller said...
"Whoa, I've seen that look before and it ain't good!"
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10-19-2007 @ 5:41PM
Corey said...
Hmmmm......I wonder where Seabiscuit is.
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10-19-2007 @ 5:43PM
William Goss said...
Clearly, Dave didn't know what Carl meant when he said they could get a stew goin'.
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10-19-2007 @ 5:46PM
Gregory Rubinstein said...
"Whatcha talkin' about David?!"
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10-19-2007 @ 5:46PM
Gregory Rubinstein said...
"You better not treat the horses like you treated me last night. They may not be able to take it."
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10-19-2007 @ 5:47PM
Gregory Rubinstein said...
"When I examine the horses, I usually don't wear gloves, but for your sake, I will just this once."
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10-19-2007 @ 5:48PM
Kurifurisan said...
This was the moment Carl remembered why he and David aren't friends anymore.
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10-19-2007 @ 5:49PM
Steven Sposato said...
"Now you take this home, throw it in a pot, add some broth, a potato. Baby, you've got a stew going!"
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10-19-2007 @ 5:55PM
The Mighty Bifkin said...
"Italian Stallion huh? Soon see about that."
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10-19-2007 @ 6:10PM
Adam Page said...
I think you're going to need a longer glove.
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10-19-2007 @ 6:23PM
Stephen Mergele said...
Anything I write will be smarter than this movie
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10-19-2007 @ 6:30PM
lt goodluck said...
Apollo, before we clear you for your surprise appearance in Rocky 7, you're going to have to take a physical.
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10-19-2007 @ 6:58PM
peter said...
my turn!
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10-19-2007 @ 7:03PM
Kevinc said...
I'm telling you there is a laugh in here somewhere, we just have to find it!!
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10-19-2007 @ 7:12PM
Ventisca said...
I'll show you a reading rainbow
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10-19-2007 @ 7:31PM
Ryan Beesley said...
Moonlighting as a horse proctologist does have its drawbacks, but as you know, it can also be very rewarding. Now if you'll just put on the facemask and snorkel, we can get started.
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10-19-2007 @ 8:05PM
Alex B said...
Your putting that where?!
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10-19-2007 @ 8:16PM
shell9957 said...
You can't just go beating up on everyone you meet. Sometimes gentle persuasion is the best course of action.
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10-19-2007 @ 9:22PM
aaron Covington said...
i'll give you a *@ing stew, Apollo.
loved that OJ post tho lol
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