New DVD Picks of the Week: 'Ocean's Thirteen,' 'Shrek the Third' and 'Princess Bride'
Filed under: DVD Reviews, New on DVD, Home Entertainment, George Clooney, Hold the 'Fone
Ocean's Thirteen
George Clooney and pals caught a lot of flack for faltering (somewhat) in the second installment of this crime caper trilogy. Critics berated Hollywood's finest for enjoying themselves off set so pointedly you'd think dead hookers were popping up left and right. Excuse the guy if he needs a break from trying to save Darfur and prepping pensive, top-notch fare like Syriana, Good Night, And Good Luck, Michael Clayton and so on. And for all its faults (I'm looking at you, Julia Roberts cameo), Twelve was still as entertaining as a popcorn movie needs to be. There seemed to be a "you owe us" attitude among some critics, and Thirteen for the most part put the carping to rest. Its biggest strength? It becomes personal for Ocean's crew, once Reuben (Elliott Gould) is royally screwed over (nearly keeling over as a result) by Al Pacino's SOB casino mogul. Not only is our faith fully restored in Ocean et al here, but suddenly we're rooting for them harder than ever. As nice as it is to see Pacino hooting and hollering again (mostly hollering), the real treat in terms of new blood is Ellen Barkin as his empowered assistant/ the "cougar" Linus (Matt Damon) attempts to seduce in the movie's funniest sequence. Who'd think Barkin could be still be so sexy 16 years after Switch?
Shrek the Third
Speaking of critical lashings, Shrek's third outing was a popular target for ire this past summer. Not so much in terms of popular opinion, though. Mylesomaticx, for one, declared it "THE BEST MOVIE EVER MADE" in his/her user review on Moviefone. Whoa there, Mylesomaticx. I'll play the diplomat and say it falls somewhere smack dab in the middle of the critiques of the Rotten Tomatoes majority ("flat and pointless," says one) and the Caps Locked Mylesomaticx. I didn't find Shrek the Third any less enjoyable than Shrek 2 (which got glorious reviews), that's for sure. There are more storylines here (they could've done without those creepy dronkeys) and the humor, seemingly skewed even further for adults, is still funnier and smarter than the vast majority of animated rip-offs we see nowadays. The suddenly ubiquitous actor Justin Timberlake (when in the world does he find time to practice the Moonwalk?) joins the fun as Artie, the rightful heir to the throne of Far Far Away, and is surprisingly adept at voicing a whiny teen. But Mike Myers needs to hurry up and play someone/something else. Is it just me or is he becoming increasingly interchangeable with the character Shrek? Luckily, The Love Guru, his first non-Shrek film in five years, opens next June. JT co-stars.
The Princess Bride: 20th Anniversary Collector's Edition
Like this one needs any selling points. Of course that's assuming you didn't buy either or the new editions that came out last year. This 3.0 version includes three new featurettes and a DVD game, and while the featurettes are fun, the game... not so much. Speaking of fun, ever wonder what Humperdinck's been up to lately? Stop lying. Check out the Princess Bride: Where Are They Now? feature that ran on Moviefone a couple months back.
Other New Releases (Nov. 13)
Amazing Grace
La Vie En Rose
Paris, Je T'aime
This Is England
Absolute Wilson
Golden Boy
It's a Wonderful Life: Collector's Edition
Close Encounters of the Third Kind: 30th Anniversary Edition
Reader Comments (Page 1 of 1)
11-13-2007 @ 4:49PM
YouFaceTheTick said...
Wow. Just wow. Positive comments about Oceans 13 and Shrek 3? Seriously. How little do people expect from movies that absolutely moronic crap like this is considered worthy of anything beyond derision?
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11-13-2007 @ 6:18PM
VP said...
^^
Not everything in movies has to be about saving world hunger and finding a cure for AIDS. I have enough problems in my own world that i wouldn't mind fun popcorn flicks that don't need much thinking, but are enjoyable to watch. If you don't like popular mainstream movies then go to a arthouse and nobody will miss your condescending self.
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11-13-2007 @ 7:16PM
YouFaceTheTick said...
I DO like movies - be they popular or art house. Ijust not poorly made ones written by hacks and directed by people looking to cash a paycheck. I never said popular movies are bad...I made a point that two of those films are wretched, gross examples of filmmaking in 2007. Shrek 3 made the 2nd almost seem good and that's an exceptional feat. Oceans 13 - I JUST had the grave misfortune of watching it on a flight from Bangkok Friday night - can only be summed up as a smug F-U to anyone willing to pay for the agony of watching something half-hearted and poorly conceived.
Some very good 'popular' films this year:
Harry Potter and the Order of Phoenix
Ratatouille
Superbad
Knocked Up
Pretty decent 'popular' films this year:
Hairspray
Live Free or Die Hard
Meet the Robinsons
POTC 3
Good grief...criticizing horrible movies doesn't mean one dislikes all movies.
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11-14-2007 @ 10:03AM
techstar25 said...
That DVD Cover for The Princess Bride is probably the finest cover artwork you'll ever see. Take a close look and you'll see that the text says "Princess Bride" even if you hold it upside down. Also if you hold it upside down it shows Wesley wearing the mask (against a different background). Pretty darn cool.
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