Review: Beowulf
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Note: The Beowulf screening that I attended was held at a massively awesome IMAX cinema in London. The film was presented in a frankly stunning 3-D format that I honestly cannot wait to experience again. Having said that, I shall try to review the film in two parts: the presentation and the film itself.
Part I: The Presentation
Holy ****ing moly. I've simply never seen anything like it. IMAX 3-D and a movie that was tailor-made for this kind of presentation. Not a "big-scale" movie that just happened to look good on a giant screen (like, say, Superman Returns), but a film that was actually constructed with the giant 3-D exhibition in mind. And to say it works resoundingly well is an understatement on par with "baby ducks are cute." Having spent the last thirty years scouring through as many movies as humanly possible, I consider myself a passionate-yet-cynical flick-watcher. It takes a lot for me to be "stunned," "dazzled," or "amazed" -- but this screening of Beowulf is something I'll remember for a very long time. Basically, this is the finest "3-D" experience I've ever witnessed, from the "yikes, it's coming right at me!" stuff to the feeling of total "immersion" in the story. On a purely visual scale, Beowulf is one of the most entertaining movies I've ever seen.
Spend the extra gas money if you have to, but find an IMAX theater and see the flick there. You won't be sorry.
Part II: The Movie
My main problem with Robert Zemeckis' most recent animated experiment (The Polar Express) was that it was very lovely to look at, but I found a hollow core at the center. Very little heart, and even less of a narrative, basically: A cinematic novelty item. But when I heard that Zemeckis would be teaming with writers Neil Gaiman and Roger Avary for a relatively faithful adaptation of the legendary Beowulf poem, I was more than a little intrigued. Having recalled enough of Beowulf from high school to know that it was a grim and moody adventure story, I filed this flick into my "wanna see" pile and waited to see how things turned out.
So to those of you who don't have an IMAX cinema within driving distance, I can offer the following: Beowulf is a surprisingly ballsy experiment and an unexpectedly entertaining flick. Ballsy because, for a movie so pricey and massive, it sure is DARK -- and entertaining simply because it's a fast-paced and wonderfully pulpy throwback to the "swords and sandals" adventures that we all loved as a kid. Sure, there's a little "strangeness" to the affair: The CGI characters (many of whom look exactly like the actors who provide the voices) take a little getting used to, and some of the more florid moments come dangerously close to 'camp' territory, but at its best, Beowulf is like Shrek meets Frank Frazetta on the set of 300. (And frankly I'm kind of stunned that the filmmakers got away with a PG-13 rating on this film; it's really quite harsh, violent and gory! Yay!)
If you don't remember much of Beowulf, here's a very brief recap: A horrific creature called Grendel is massacring King Hrothgar's men, so a call goes out for heroes. Along with a dozen brutes, Beowulf arrives on the Danish shores and promises to rid the countryside of the rampaging beast. But once the creature is thwarted, well, that's when the trouble really begins. Suffice to say that Grendel has some close relatives who don't take too kindly to his defeat. Thus begins a cyclical tale of power and corruption that's pretty damn fascinating. I mean, the epic poem hasn't survived for 1,300 years for no reason.
You want to just sit back and enjoy a pulpy adventure movie? Beowulf works best in that capacity, but this is coming from a guy who owns Legend, Krull and The Sword and the Sorcerer, so clearly I'm kind of a sucker for the genre. Lead (voice) actor Ray Winstone provides a gravelly gravity to the titular hero, and he's more than capably flanked by Brendan Gleeson as the loyal warrior Wiglaf. John Malkovich skulks around the background, adding a little color, and Crispin Glover is chillingly effective as the tortured Grendel. Much ink will be spilled over the virtual performance of the (virtually) naked Angelina Jolie, and while the "creation" is certainly alluring, I found her presence to be one of the flick's more nagging (if relatively minor) distractions. (Most of the actors, even Anthony Hopkins as a garrulous king, manage to sink into the characters, but Jolie simply stands out as ... Jolie.)
Sure, one can nitpick the finer details until the cows come home, but the beauty of Beowulf is that Zemeckis and company were compelled to create a big-time, big-movie spectacle -- and on that scale they've succeeded quite powerfully. The film maintains a wonderful "dark storybook" vibe that carries a viewer through the 'rough spots' with very little trouble, and I could spend a few meaty paragraphs detailing the sheer awesomeness of the action sequences. (Short version: They're amazing.) Also, the pounding Alan Silvestri score is the composer's best work in years.
Best of all, this adaptation brings some sense and accessibility to an epic story that, frankly, most people know very little about. That's not to say it's a precisely faithful adaptation (because it's not), but the movie stands as an unapologetically enthusiastic marriage between old-school heroism and modern-day wizardry.
Plus it kicks ass!
Reader Comments (Page 1 of 1)
11-14-2007 @ 8:36PM
Kidazy said...
The movie looks really amazing and I can't wait to see it myself, I only hope that they show it in our Imax theater!
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11-15-2007 @ 11:45AM
kevin said...
I caught a sneak preview on Tuesday for Beowulf in digital 3-d and after the pre-review on Cinematical that exclaimed that the IMAX 3D version was like watching Star Wars on the big screen for the first time, I couldn't wait.
Without 3D glasses, the movie is junk. Whereas movies based on videogames strive to translate into cinema, Beowulf strives to be a video game. Fight scenes play out like weak imitations of the PS2 game "Shadow of the Colossus". Voice acting is only saved by John Malkovich; however, even he grates 60% of the time.
It was pretty; however, it was far from consistent in its visual treatments. Secondary characters ride on horses like they were crash test dummies mounted on sticks devoid of any expression or fluidity of movement. Cut scenes are merely 3D fashion shows with completely useless fly-bys through tree limbs in reverse. Jolie will put butts in seats, but if that's all you want to see, rent Gia: she still can't act, but she's a cracked-out, naked lesbian supermodel.
No, I would not watch it on DVD, TV or any other medium sans 3D. Like the equally vomit-worthy
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11-15-2007 @ 11:48AM
KO said...
oops... it cut off.
I caught a sneak preview on Tuesday for Beowulf in digital 3-d and after the pre-review on Cinematical that exclaimed that the IMAX 3D version was like watching Star Wars on the big screen for the first time, I couldn't wait.
Without 3D glasses, the movie is junk. Whereas movies based on videogames strive to translate into cinema, Beowulf strives to be a video game. Fight scenes play out like weak imitations of the PS2 game "Shadow of the Colossus". Voice acting is only saved by John Malkovich; however, even he grates 60% of the time.
It was pretty; however, it was far from consistent in its visual treatments. Secondary characters ride on horses like they were crash test dummies mounted on sticks devoid of any expression or fluidity of movement. Cut scenes are merely 3D fashion shows with completely useless fly-bys through tree limbs in reverse. Jolie will put butts in seats, but if that's all you want to see, rent Gia: she still can't act, but she's a cracked-out, naked lesbian supermodel.
No, I would not watch it on DVD, TV or any other medium sans 3D. Like the equally vomit-worthy Miami Vice movie, Beowulf would have been better off without any attachment to previous works. Other than 2 boss battles, the movie is Great Stuff... no, not as in a great movie; as in that aerosol can of spray foam that you use for filler that's highly toxic, but expands to fill a bunch of imperfections temporarily.
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11-20-2007 @ 12:25PM
Eric Delacruz said...
Oh, what a yawn! A complete waste of my $12.00. Ray Winstone is perfect but everyone else should have their guild cards revoked. Angelina should have stayed bare-assed and in the kitchen although, I am glad to see that she has found a way to use her home wrecking skills on-screen. Zemeckis needs to find a new approach to film making. The novelty became very old , very fast.
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11-20-2007 @ 12:23PM
Eric De La Cruz said...
oh, what a yawn! This was a total waste of my $12.00. Ray Winstone is perfect but, everyone else should have their Guild cards revoked. Angelina Jolie should remain bare-assed and in the kitchen although, I was impressed that she has found a way to use her home wrecking skills on-screen. Robert Zemeckis should find another means of employment. The novelty has worn.
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11-23-2007 @ 1:17PM
dave said...
CRAP CRAP CRAP! Though the IMAX version might have been more interesting this movie is still Crap! The animation is extremely detailed but the movement of the highly detailed animated characters is stilted and non-life like, which makes the detail of the animation beautiful but the effect looks very much like stick figures or like your watching the animated scened after you finished a level on a PC game. All and all there is a reason I did not finish reading this book in High School and it is good to find out my taste for a crappy story has not changed. The movie has some good action but it is slow and boring. This is a DUD!
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11-27-2007 @ 1:14PM
Applewhite said...
This movie adaptation of the classic Old English poem, while not completely faithful to the original, adds some new twists to intrigue modern readers.
The decision to use animation throughout, and 3D at that, works very well, though there are some places where the actions seem not quite lifelike.
This adaptation includes all 3 segments of the original, but whereas in the poem Beowulf manages to wipe out all 3 threats, in the movie, he is bested by the second, as he is bewitched by Grendel's mother--played by a naked Angelina Jolie.
Anthony Hopkins is forceful as King Hrothgar, dn Ray Winstone is a buff Beowulf who fights Grendel in the nude because man made weapons can't harm the creature.
It turns out that Hrothgar had a run-in with Grendel's mother years ago, and when he says that Grendels father can no longer harm any man, it has a double edged meaning.
When he carefully questions Beowulf about whether he actually killed Grendel's mother, Beowulf is evasive, for good reason, and that reason will resuface 50 years later in the form of a new offspring that is a fire breathing dragon.
For those who only vaguely remember the old story, or who had to struggle through its interpretation in English class, this version breathes new life into an action-adventure story that has lasted over 1300 years.
It is well worth seeing, and if it inspires a few people to read the original, or even the graphic novel version that is now out (which IS faithful to the original story), it will have served to good purpose.
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11-29-2007 @ 3:44PM
Kyle said...
has anyone heard of freek.com giving out a free screening of beowulf and drinks?
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1-30-2008 @ 12:07PM
Richard Hauck said...
The movie fixed some major problems in the original poem: fused the two manuscripts into one story; added a truly interesting female presence (ahem): made Grendel into a great whiner; turned Wealtheow into a solid character; filled out the Xian theme, which in the poem is barely touched on. The latter is important because given the historical presence of Christ, any mere-man hero must fall, though he does refigure the Christ myth. In spite of some very weak dialogue, the rewriting of the story was pretty darn good, and made the movie worth it.
But the animation-over-actors technique still sucks! Did you notice that the characters seldom blink? Did you see that they all looked pithed? Wealtheow was the worst--stunned into silent resignation, IQ dimming with her
growing awareness of what's wrong. Hrothgar as mentally
deficient gnome--uck. For special high-speed effects: sure, good stuff. Great dragon. But the film as a whole looks like an obsolete computer game. I'm hoping this fad will die. In TV commercials, the technique looks very sickly.
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