Insert Caption: James Bond and Coen Brothers' Collections
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Thanks to all who entered our Fred Claus contest for a chance to win a trip for four to Finland. As much as we'd like to send you all to Finland (OK, we're just saying that, almost all of you), we could only choose one winner, selected through a careful democratic process (similar to the Electoral College but simpler and logical). Congratulations to our winner below. Say hello to lovely head of state (and Conan O'Brien look-alike) Tarja Halonen for us. And like we told we told our India winner, though you are in no way legally (or morally) obligated, an exotic magnet is always nice. Or maybe even a snow globe.
Grand Prize Winner:
1. "Vince wished he had heeded Dorothy's warnings. He was quickly learning why nobody screws with the Lollipop Guild." -- Anthony G.
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To make up for our inability to send almost all of you to Finland, we return this week with two amazing prizes to dole out. The first is one copy of the James Bond Ultimate Collector's Set, which includes every single Bond title on DVD. That's like a five-night, six-day trip around the world all in one beautifully packaged box, and without the threat of double-crosses or parasites. See the pic from Die Another Day after the jump.
Also, in honor of their new film No Country for Old Men, we're giving away three copies of the Coen Brothers Movie Collection, which includes Fargo, Raising Arizona, Miller's Crossing, Blood Simple and Barton Fink. See the pic from Fargo after the jump, and get bonus points if it's funnier when read in a thick Midwestern accent. Feel free to submit a caption for each photo in a single comment. It will help if you specify which caption is for which photo (especially if you choose to only enter one of these contests), though hopefully we'll be able to figure that out. Winners will be announced Friday. Good luck!
UPDATE: WINNERS ANNOUNCED! Click Here
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Reader Comments (Page 1 of 4)
11-26-2007 @ 6:57PM
Gregory Rubinstein said...
Fargo:
Frances the necrophiliac looked around to make sure no one was around.
Bond:
As Halle stared at Pierce, she though to herself, "If I win the Insert Caption contest I entered in last week, I hope they leave out the movies Pierce Brosnan was in."
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11-26-2007 @ 6:57PM
Gregory Rubinstein said...
Bond:
As Halle stared at Pierce, she thought to herself "God, I wish he was Daniel," but as Pierce looked at Halle, he was thinking "God I wish this movie was Swordfish, then Halle would have her top off"
Fargo: "Hey deputy, come over here. I found another one that's been killed by my career!"
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11-26-2007 @ 7:04PM
rex said...
Fargo caption:
Oh yeah! You-becha Ed! That is a good snow angel, but you're supposed to do it on your back don-cha-know?
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11-26-2007 @ 7:19PM
Walt W said...
Bond: "Was it difficult cutting your own hair with that knife?"
Fargo: "I'm sorry! I won't criticize your snow angel technique ever again"
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11-26-2007 @ 7:23PM
Cath said...
Fargo:
Contrary to popular belief, the Olympic biathalon event is no sport for the faint of heart.
Bond:
"No, really, I dig guys with no fashion sense!"
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11-26-2007 @ 7:41PM
Chris Olig said...
Fargo: As she knelt there seething with fury, she vowed she would take revenge on the moose that killed her partner.
Bond: Usually I take offense when getting sloppy seconds from a guy named Billy Bob, but I'm going to make an exception this time.
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11-26-2007 @ 7:53PM
colin17 said...
Bond: Oh, I was just looking at- um , your drink! Yeah, your drink.
Fargo: This guy's an organ donor!
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11-26-2007 @ 7:58PM
Max Rosen said...
FARGO:
"I got his keys! His wife and kids are about to get Punk'd!"
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11-26-2007 @ 7:59PM
Brent said...
1st Picture:
Sorry Pierce, you will just have to wait until Swordfish like everyone else to see these.
2nd Picture:
Dontcha know you can hear the baby seals if you press your ear to the snow?
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11-26-2007 @ 8:03PM
Nate said...
And yah thought they smelled bad on the outside, yah know?
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11-26-2007 @ 8:06PM
Joshua Sieben said...
Bond: Hey That's not a martini
Fargo: I told him not to eat the yellow snow
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11-26-2007 @ 8:06PM
Nate said...
"And I thought they smelled bad on the outside, dontcha know."
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11-26-2007 @ 8:07PM
Nate said...
Fargo:
"And I thought they smelled bad on the outside, dontcha know."
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11-26-2007 @ 8:08PM
Bus said...
Fargo: As she knelt there seething with fury, she vowed she would take revenge on the moose that killed her partner.
Bond: Usually I take offense when getting sloppy seconds from a guy named Billy Bob, but I'm going to make an exception this time.
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11-26-2007 @ 8:09PM
Kevin Tostado said...
Fargo comment:
"Oooh, I thought they smelled bad on the outside." Hope you guys get the reference. :-)
Bond comment:
Bond speaking:"Drive-by fruiting my a--, that was you Jinxie, wasn't it?" Another fun reference for you.
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11-26-2007 @ 8:18PM
Alan said...
Fargo:
"Help! This man just saw the new Rob Schneider film!"
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11-26-2007 @ 8:18PM
Caleb Copeland said...
Die Another Day:
"I hope that mojito is strong enough to get you through this movie."
Fargo:
"Lou?"
"Yah?"
"Trooper needs a jump."
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11-26-2007 @ 8:28PM
Adib said...
Bond:
If you suggest one more time that Monster's Ball was a fluke, I will stab you through the heart...And no, you can not have a sip of my mojito.
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11-26-2007 @ 8:44PM
Joe said...
Fargo:
"Aw shucks, come on, Lou! Come on now, it really wasn't that bad, Lou. Wake up! Aw jeez...I knew I shouldn't'a told him the woodchipper story."
Bond:
"That knife reminds me of an old friend of mine, Richard Stamper. Never heard of him? Aw, that's too bad. I think of him everytime 'Rocketman' comes on the radio."
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11-26-2007 @ 8:57PM
Dan M said...
Bond
Q's latest invention must be working! I'm staring right at Halle and haven't thought of Billy Bob's naked, writhing, sweaty, hairy, body once... oh... oh... oh... damn!
Fargo
Ah, geez. Either he overdosed on Viagra or he's frozen stiff.
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