Lame in 2007: Jessica Biel (#17)
 Lame because: To be fair, Jessica Biel is lame every year. But 2007 was a banner year for her, turning in bad performances in Next and I Now Pronounce You Chuck & Larry. Then she was rumored to be signed as Wonder Woman in the Justice League movie -- a rumor that thankfully proved false. Oh, and she complained that she can't get any good roles. Do I need to point out the obvious reason for that? How to turn it around: She's already figured it out: She's playing a stripper in Powder Blue, and she's agreed to get naked in the film. Well played, Jessica!
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Reader Comments (Page 1 of 1)
12-12-2007 @ 9:49PM
bob said...
the writers of this site suck DICK. JESSICA BIEL cannot be lame. She can never be lame. She is the hottest actress in hollywood.
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12-19-2007 @ 9:17AM
deheor said...
She deserves a little credit. Even on her absolute worse day she still displays more talent (and personality) than Jessica Alba. Granted this may not say much but it does keep her half a step above the lame.
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12-19-2007 @ 4:09PM
rumor mongerer said...
She's a dyke.
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12-20-2007 @ 1:33AM
Jess said...
Oh thank you so much. I cannot stand Jessica Biel. Finally someone agrees with me.
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12-21-2007 @ 3:51PM
discodan said...
Stop hating again Cinematical, she's Jessica Biel, not Susan Freakin Sarrandon. All she has to do is show up and look hot, then roll credits.
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