Lame in 2007: Tom Cruise in an Eyepatch and a Fat Suit (#8)
 Lame because: Mr. Katie Holmes just couldn't catch a break this year. First he released oh-so-serious photos from his upcoming oh-so-serious movie Valkyrie ... and we all giggled because he looks silly in an eyepatch. People wondered if he should just stick to action movies. Then photos leaked of him in a fat suit and bald cap, making a cameo in an upcoming Ben Stiller film. We all laughed, glad to see he had a sense of humor about himself -- and then he got mad that the photos were leaked, proving we were wrong about that sense of humor thing. How to turn it around: First, stop being crazy. Second, make some more action movies. Third, stop being crazy. (I'm including it twice because the first time might not take.)
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Reader Comments (Page 1 of 1)
12-03-2007 @ 1:04PM
DL said...
This post is lame and getting old. If you read the news TPTB not just TC were P.O. with the paparazzi shots of the movie esp Stiller,Jack Black and the other actors. I even think the paps and many movie sites are killing the surprises of the movies and other lowlife fans.
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12-03-2007 @ 4:35PM
Erica said...
Its disappointing when it spoils the movie because I was on Justjared and x17online for celebrity news and out of nowhere comes this pictures from various movies.
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12-04-2007 @ 12:41AM
Olivia said...
Lame in Cinematical/2007: Bashing of Cruise by some bloggers. Its bordering on tired. The more you guys bash him Im starting to root for him because he is not doing anything to you guys and its the media who keeps bringing up Scientology when Matt Lauer was so yesteryear and Brooke Sheilds and Tommy are now BFF's.
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12-12-2007 @ 4:29PM
elessar said...
Groan...
For the UMPTEENTH time, Cruise's eyepatch is part of his character. Claus von Stauffenberg lost an eye in the North African campaign in 1943 or so and is known to have worn either a glass eye or an eye patch. Do some fracking research before you make an @$$i9 statement like this.
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12-12-2007 @ 4:33PM
elessar said...
GROAN....
For the UMPTEENTH time, Cruise's eyepatch is PART OF HIS CHARACTER. Claus von Stauffenberg lost an eye in the North African Campaign in 1943 and is known to have worn a glass eye or, yes, an eyepatch. Seriously, do some fracking research before making such an idiotic remark.
BTW, Tom HAS done some good dramas in his career. Born on the 4th of July? Magnolia?
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