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First Trailer for Adam Sandler's 'You Don't Mess with the Zohan'

I know it's a cliche, but I seriously think I just threw up a little in my mouth. What do you get when Hollywood decides they want to make another Borat film? Yup, you get You Don't Mess with the Zohan. Oh trust me Mr. Zohan, I won't mess with you -- I won't even go near you. Yahoo has the first trailer for this Adam Sandler comedy, and it might just be me, but I actually think his films are getting dumber. I know, they've always been pretty dumb -- but this one ... I don't even know what to say, honestly. Go watch it yourself. Maybe you dig this type of thing, and more power to you if you do -- but it's just not my cup of manishevitz. It's like Borat mixed with typical idiotic Adam Sandler comedy, and it just looks so wrong on so many different levels. The scariest part of the whole thing is that Judd Apatow actually co-wrote this script? Judd? Seriously? Dude!

Unlike Borat, though, Sandler plays an Israeli Mossad agent who decides to leave his home country, cut his hair and travel to the United States in an attempt to cut other people's hair. Based on the trailer, it appears his sexy middle-eastern strip-tease/hairdresser moves have women lined up around the block for a cut ... but it isn't long until Rob Schneider shows up as a taxi driver and a bunch of "funny" terrorists want to mess with the Zohan. Ah, but you see -- you don't want to mess with the Zohan. Because when you mess with the Zohan ... I don't know; I give up. Feel free to let us know what you think of the trailer in the comments section below. Maybe I'm just having a bad day. You Don't Mess with the Zohan hits theaters on June 6.

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