Insert Caption: One Missed Call
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Welcome to the first official Insert Caption of 2008! Last week we asked for your best caption from the film Charlie Wilson's War, and received more than a few submissions with creepy sexual undertones. What gives? Does Tom Hanks really look a guy who has sex constantly on the mind? How about we don't answer that. Here were the three winners, all of which were awarded with a sweet Charlie Wilson's War prize package (Charlie Wilson himself not included).
1. "Houston, we've found a bra strap." -- Andrew W.
2 "Scene from the scrapped James Bond project "From Oscar with Love" -- Kurt P.
3. "Remember the good 'ole days when you were a prostitute chasing the fairy tale, and I was a simpleton who didn't know much, but knew what love was..." -- Jason A.
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And now, in honor of this week's only wide release, we're giving you a chance to give us your best captions for the photo below from the new J-horror remake One Missed Call. If you thought those voicemail messages from your ex were borderline maniacal, well what if you received a voicemail from your future self ... with the date, time and details of your future death? Um, how do you say "I'd like to officially cancel my service ASAP" in Japanese? The three winners of our favorite captions will walk away with a One Missed Call t-shirt and poster ... for those times when you need to be reminded of that one call you desperately wanted to miss. Sound off below ...
Reader Comments (Page 1 of 3)
2-01-2008 @ 4:52PM
Nicole K said...
Mom! I can't talk right now, I'm with a girl!
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2-25-2008 @ 3:57PM
Lyndsy said...
Her: I...I love you.
Him: I'm sorry...I've got to take this...
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1-04-2008 @ 4:12PM
Eddie said...
Him: Yes, as a matter of fact I am unhappy with my current long distance provider...
Her: Oh God, not again!
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1-04-2008 @ 4:15PM
Joshua said...
What??? Of course my refrigerator is running...
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1-04-2008 @ 4:25PM
techstar25 said...
- "Who is it? What are they saying?"
- "I don't know - but it sounds like Japanese!"
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1-04-2008 @ 4:23PM
Alyson said...
Him: Can you hear me now?
Good.
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1-04-2008 @ 4:23PM
david records said...
Oh man! Apparently our careers will die when this movie premieres! That's funny, we don't have careers to kill! Joke's on you, prank caller!
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1-04-2008 @ 4:23PM
Christopher said...
"Yes!! Hello, this is Edward Burns can you please get my agent on the phone??
"What do mean who is this"??
"This is Edward...Edward Burns!!" "I'm trying not only to get me, but Shannyn (Sossamon) out of this film & we need help"!!!!
"Hello...Hello..Hello"!!! "Damn Missed the call"!!!
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1-04-2008 @ 4:43PM
mmf2103 said...
HE: "I am NOT out of work! I'm just striking with the other DGA members!"
SHE: "WGA, sweety."
HE: "Them too!"
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1-04-2008 @ 5:48PM
Bill said...
What's that, ET is hiring? Thank God!
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1-04-2008 @ 6:06PM
blake said...
"Even if my acting career was helped out by our similar facial features, Mr. Afleck... I still was a director before you."
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1-04-2008 @ 6:45PM
Kathi Fleming said...
Why did you put the Grim Reaper in our Friends and Family plan?
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1-04-2008 @ 7:44PM
YellaHayes said...
What? We didn't say a bunch of money on our car insurance by switching to Geico?
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1-04-2008 @ 8:45PM
Wayne said...
"For the last time, I'm not the guy who plays Jack on 'Lost'!"
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1-04-2008 @ 9:07PM
Andrew K said...
Him:
Death knows we have free nights and weekends.
Thats when we're most vulnerable!
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1-04-2008 @ 9:17PM
youreveryselfish said...
Hello?....No, she can't come to the phone right now; this is her boyfriend....We're busy....That's just none of your business....Hey, who is this anyway?...Not possible. Not possible! She never told me she was married!
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1-04-2008 @ 10:34PM
Bob Mc said...
"What will it sound like when you die?" Ed Burns talking about relationships in another of his movies.
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1-04-2008 @ 11:48PM
crazy duck said...
caller: "on april 15th 2063 you are gonna die from cellphone radiation"
girl:"who was it?"
caller:"some old guy.anyways i know you've been around the block a few times but i don't want anything getting between us"
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1-05-2008 @ 12:02AM
Gregory Rubinstein said...
Girl thinks to herself "please don't be mom, please don't be mom..."
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1-05-2008 @ 3:26AM
jake s. said...
"Pepperoni! I said pepperoni!!!"
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