Insert Caption: Charlie Bartlett
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Look at movie photo. Insert caption. Win awesome prizes. Repeat. Last week, we asked you to get all kinds of witty for a photo from the new romantic comedy Definitely, Maybe, starring Ryan Reynolds as a guy who definitely knows how to entertain little Abigail Breslin with stories from his past. Throw a bunch of C.D.'s (what are those?) into the equation, and the musical references -- combined with your admiration for Mr. Reynolds -- were plentiful (and somewhat hilarious). Congrats to Bob B. who turned Ashlee Simpson (who's she?) into a household name ... again.
1. "I don't know how she does it, but Ashlee Simpson really knows how to speak to me in a way few artists can." -- Bob B.
2. "Ryan comes clean after castmates uncover a long hidden secret from his past, as Ricky Reynolds, the first American boy in the 1984 reformation of the boy band Menudo." -- Eric W.
3. "I'll be honest with you, I love his music, I do, I'm a Michael Bolton fan. For my money, I don't know if it gets any better than when he sings "When a Man Loves a Woman"". -- Anthony G.
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This week, we're heading back to high school with the ever-so-optimistic Charlie Bartlett. The film stars Anton Yelchin as a rich kid who becomes the self-appointed psychiatrist to the student body of his new high school. (And can you guess where he holds most of his sessions? Hint: There's more than enough paper to go around.) One lucky grand prize winner will get to take home a totally sweet original Charlie Bartlett painting designed by pro skater/icon Steve Caballero. You can check out the painting to the right, and click on it for a larger version. Sound off below fellow captioners ... but do take it easy on the toilet humor. Zing!









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2-15-2008 @ 4:38PM
Juan said...
Charlie wondered if suggesting a gloryhole would be inappropriate
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2-15-2008 @ 4:55PM
CPav said...
Charlie was shocked when the high-pitched giggle came from the next stall. Surely this was where Senator Craig said to meet him?
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2-15-2008 @ 4:56PM
William Goss said...
"So how many times am I supposed to tap my foot?"
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2-15-2008 @ 5:04PM
Agent Five said...
Whoa, whoa, we're gonna have to pause the session for a sec. Who wrote this and where did they get my phone number?
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2-15-2008 @ 5:21PM
Dave said...
Number one or number two?
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2-15-2008 @ 5:21PM
Matt said...
I can't believe... you sank my battleshit!
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2-15-2008 @ 5:23PM
Gregory Rubinstein said...
As Charlie stared at the isolated stall, he realized that it was totally unnecessary to wear a blazer.
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2-15-2008 @ 5:25PM
Gregory Rubinstein said...
As Charlie closed his Bible, he thought to himself what would be the best excerpt for this occasion.
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2-15-2008 @ 5:27PM
Nathaniel said...
Girl: "WHO...DOES...NUMBER...2...WORK...FOR?!?!"
Charlie: "Could I get a courtesy flush over here?"
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2-15-2008 @ 5:32PM
rex said...
Betsy admitted that this was not her idea of a good date, but it was much better than her trip to the movies with Travis Bickle.
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2-15-2008 @ 5:57PM
blake said...
Bless me Father, for I have sinned...
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2-15-2008 @ 6:26PM
Ralph said...
You can't spare a square...?
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2-15-2008 @ 6:37PM
Sheri said...
Girl: Can you teach me how to see through bathroom stall walls, too?
Charlie: No, I'm a magician.
Girl: No, you just played that part on "Curb"
Charlie: Well, at least I didn't play the "Loose-Teenaged Girl" part in 40 Year Old Virgin
Girl: Wow! You recognized me from that role? You really are a magician.
Charlie: I told you so. By the way, nice cleavage.
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2-15-2008 @ 7:11PM
Kurifurisan said...
"As you can see by our nontraditional confession booths, we here at Our Lady of the Charmin pride ourselves on being a bit more progressive than other churches."
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2-15-2008 @ 8:26PM
Rae said...
guy: ummm your not larry craig
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2-16-2008 @ 12:52AM
kaws-one said...
" What do you mean you can't spare a single square?! "
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2-16-2008 @ 1:17AM
crazy duck said...
girl: " just because you tuck it between your legs doesn't give you the right to be in here"
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2-16-2008 @ 10:50AM
Joe said...
Seriously . . . it was a buck snort.
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2-16-2008 @ 12:29PM
Michael Records said...
Charlie: i fucking knew it, girls do take shits!!!
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2-16-2008 @ 1:38PM
Cory M said...
It was only when his neighbor asked if he had a spare tampon that Charlie realized he'd entered the wrong restroom.
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