Jessica Alba Looks Horrific!
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Note to Jessica: Please don't ever cut your hair. Yes, that's Jessica Alba up top re-creating that memorable scene from Alfred Hitchcock's Psycho. No, thankfully, she's not starring in another remake -- this time the gal took part in a photo shoot for Latina Magazine where she re-created memorable scenes from several classic horror films. Hmm, I think I smell a trend brewing. Yup, definitely a trend. And is it me, or does Alba look like she's kinda laughing in that image; not screaming. It's like a laugh scream -- and I hear only the most talented actresses can pull one off successfully.
The other films Alba, ahem, crucified during the photo shoot include Rosemary's Baby, Scream, The Birds and The Ring. You can check out those photos in the gallery below, and be sure to let us know (as well as Alba) which one you think she should remake next.
[Photos via Egotastic]
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2-20-2008 @ 12:18PM
Porcalina said...
Compared to other similar shoots that have been done recently these are pretty bad. And her expressions are just further evidence of her inability to act.
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2-20-2008 @ 10:02PM
DARLENE said...
FINALLY, SOMEONE SAID IT WHERE I DIDNT HAVE TO....BESIDES A "ONCE IN A WHILE" (AND ONLY RECENTLY) COMMERCIAL SHE MAY DO, WHAT "DOES SHE REALLY DO"? I READ, OR BELIEVE SHE'S ONE OF THOSE THAT HAVE AN UNCLE OR CLOSE RELATION IN SHOW-BIZ THAT HELPED HER GET-IN AND POSSIBLY KEEP HER IN IN WHATEVER IT IS SHE DOES OR WILL GET TO DO IN THE FUTURE.
2-20-2008 @ 12:25PM
E said...
The Rosemary's Baby pic is hysterical
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2-20-2008 @ 1:15PM
DAVID F said...
These are horrible.....which matches Alba's vapid talent.
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2-20-2008 @ 1:42PM
eugene said...
her bad acting only makes her cuter... she tries so hard. :p
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2-20-2008 @ 1:49PM
Gina said...
You're right, she looks ecstatic in both of the first two pictures. :-) "I'm getting killed and I'm so happy about it!"
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2-20-2008 @ 2:20PM
Mr. R said...
That stroller must have a monitor playing Fantastic four in a loop. And is it just me or is the Scream killer actually hiding from her bad acting? Someone cheer those birds to finish the job!!
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2-20-2008 @ 8:18PM
Victoria said...
I love the photos with the exception of the Psycho photo. But, her photos are a lot better than the ones Lindsay Lohan did as a tribute to Marilyn Munroe. Now, they were truly scary!
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2-20-2008 @ 8:41PM
Laurie Fleming said...
Just yet another example of how the media hypes up these average looking people. I wish I didn't have to keep seeing her big, wide, open mouth anymore. I also wish she'd just stay over in the Latino market and give me a reprieve. But now that she's knocked up, I'm sure it's gonna get worse, before it gets better.
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2-20-2008 @ 9:28PM
manuel lopez said...
At least the world knows who she is,but who are you a nobody.
2-20-2008 @ 8:59PM
tennislover867 said...
She looks great. I wanna see you people bashing her try to make a scream and scared faces look 'cute'. And i'm sure she's making a hell of a lot more money then you are so something must be working for her, huh.
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2-20-2008 @ 9:05PM
NANCY said...
she looks like she is black in them.
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2-20-2008 @ 9:08PM
kenere said...
She looks cute....Someone saw her profile with hot & sexy photos on 'MeetRich.com', a dating site for celebrities and millionaires. It seems the profile looks sincere and attractive. Is it real!?
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2-20-2008 @ 9:13PM
AJ said...
Whoever wrote the title has no eye for beauty. While I prefer women with long hair, some do look better with a short due. Jessica is one of those few versatile beauties that looks great no matter what, I sure wouldn't turn her down!
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2-20-2008 @ 9:45PM
Oh My My ! ! ! said...
Basic Instinct should be next ! ! ! !
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2-20-2008 @ 11:40PM
Fatima said...
Most of this country is going to hell. Were are the clean cut family movies for the young & the old to watch. I pity most of these actors & actresses. Their movies make me sick, that's why I don't even watch them or allow them in my house! You can't use the N-word, but they certainly don't mind if u blasphemy the Holy name of our Lord Jesus Christ, where every angel in HEAVEN kneels at HIS HOLY name!!! That's a fact, look it up in the BIBLE. Get out your BIBLE,read it for once. As far as Jessica Alba, she won't be having a scary, & at the same time, smiling face trying to scream when she lands in the fires of hell for fornication, setting a bad example, & not following the ten commandments. She won't have to fake her scream, it will be real. She'll have the most terrifying face when the demons drag her & Lindsey Lohan to hell when they die. Of course, if they repent in time, with a sincere heart, they can be saved from the pits of hell. So can u. But, I wouldn't wait until the last minute to change. U could die instantly in a car accident, then your toasted, literally And, I know many/most of u will say who am I to judge. I'm not judging, I'm just telling u these R GOD'S rules, not mine. But they make perfect sense to me, & many others. There called the TEN COMMANDMENT'S. And that's what the Bible says when u don't follow them.
Doesn't anyone believe in satan anymore. What's wrong with u people? Face the facts & change your life. And, for Linsey Lohan posing as Marilyn Monroe, get me a bucket to puck in. Her mother should be ashamed of herself, approaving of her daughters immoral behavior! Posing nude, shame, shame, shame! The beauty of the human body is for only your spouse to see/enjoy. Why would u idolize another human being like M.M., or anybody? And, one who has had abortions, commited adultry, drug addict, etc. She was a human being, & people act like she was God or something. I know God has a lot of Mercy, but He's also very just!!! I never want anyone to go to hell. However, the Bible says the road to hell is very WIDE, & the road to Heaven is very NARROW, & FEW WILL MAKE IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! If you're famous or not, your soul isn't worth SELLING for the pits of hell for all ETERNITY!!!!!!!!!!!!! For all of u who are blinded by sin, I'll pray for u. You can try to argue with me, but your conscious knows the truth. Unless, you're so blinded by SIN u can't see the truth.!!!!!!!!!
Remember, God luvs u, but u can't make it to eternal paradise that last for ever & ever if u live in sin, and don't repent.
I wasn't planning on sharing this with u , but many years ago I heard hell. I didn't see it, but heard it. You hear of sane people having certain experiences. (And, no, I have no mental illness, or used drugs.) And this happened to me when I was praying to God. I asked HIM what hell was like. And, believe me, to my surprise He answered my prayer. It was the most terrifying,horrific ect., noises of screams u couldn't even begin to image. And, I never, &, I mean never want to experience again! The best actress in hollywood couldn't even compare her scream to theirs in hell!! I started to tremble out of fear. I prayed the Our Father & then no longer experienced the horrific screams. I certainly got my answer! U can believe me or not, it doesn't matter because I know the truth. I'm trying to help u, even if it's one person. I've never had another experience like that again. This happened over 25 yrs. ago when I was a teenager. God be with u & may He Bless u & your loved one's!
2-20-2008 @ 10:25PM
Shorty said...
I LOVE Jessica Alba, if ever there were a girl-crush, it's here. I like all her work, and all her looks, though this psycho one is not my fav. Sorry to disappoint and go against the grain here, but she is HOT!!
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2-20-2008 @ 10:32PM
Stella said...
she can start on remaking her career.
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2-20-2008 @ 10:41PM
Ray said...
Man, that Rosemary's Baby pic is just AWFUL. She looks like she's playing peekaboo.
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2-20-2008 @ 10:45PM
Bridget said...
It's probably a wig I would think. I doubt she would cut her hair for one photo shoot. She's pregnant it would grow back fast anyways and all those hollywood chicks wear extensions anyways.
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