Insert Caption: 10,000 B.C.
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Well look what we have here -- you're back again, asking me to feed your caption contest addictions. I'll do it. Someone has to do it. Just remember, the first one's free. Wait. Scratch that. They're all free! Yes, welcome back to another installment of our universe famous caption contest. While you're probably all dying to find out who won the Vespa we gave away last week (thanks to Penelope and her freaky pig nose), you're gonna have to wait a little while longer. Sorry folks. In the meantime, how about you give us your best captions for the photo below from Roland Emmerich's 10,000 B.C. The top three captions from this week will walk away with (deep breath) one 10,000 B.C. The Legend tee, one 10,000 B.C. beanie, one 10,000 B.C. weathered baseball cap, one saber tooth necklace, one set of 10,000 B.C. photo postcards in a notebook, one set of lenticular buttons and one wooden pyramid puzzle. If all that stuff isn't enough to create your very own prehistoric beast (like the one featured below), then I don't know what is. Sound off folks!
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Reader Comments (Page 1 of 8)
2-29-2008 @ 4:08PM
Joshua said...
My cat's breath smells like cat food.
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2-29-2008 @ 4:10PM
Joshua said...
Just a second I'm Pretty sure I have a tic-tac around here some where.
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2-29-2008 @ 4:47PM
Dave said...
ok...ok, I will scrach behind your ears.
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2-29-2008 @ 4:19PM
Jason said...
Caveman....the OTHER white meat...
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2-29-2008 @ 4:18PM
Joshua said...
No I swear I called you a WU-ssy
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2-29-2008 @ 4:21PM
Joshua said...
I told you before I'm a Neanderthal, not a dentist.
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2-29-2008 @ 4:24PM
nate said...
i kan haz Rock noi? nom nom nom
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2-29-2008 @ 4:27PM
Dave said...
Dude....ever hear of floss?
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2-29-2008 @ 4:46PM
Liam said...
Good God my man....what happens if you get a cavity in one of those? Pain! Oh I will feel your pain!
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2-29-2008 @ 4:37PM
bovious said...
"OK, this is clearly f*d up, but if I get a determined look in my eyes, Emmerich will cut away from the action in a way guaranteed to obfuscate whatever happens next, and after about 40 edits I'll be roasting this kitty on a spit over a fire."
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2-29-2008 @ 4:38PM
Mike said...
New Employee Orientation day is never easy for Ted Nugent's gardners.
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2-29-2008 @ 4:42PM
TvLover said...
*sniff* *sniff* Ewww....
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2-29-2008 @ 4:46PM
John said...
"Hey! Wake up! It's six a.m. and you forgot to feed me last night!"
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2-29-2008 @ 4:49PM
Nathan said...
Take a look and tell me what you think. Everybody always calls them "saber" teeth, but to me they look more like scimitars.
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2-29-2008 @ 4:49PM
Geri said...
Dude, kindly step off, 'cause you have serious mastodon breath.
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2-29-2008 @ 4:50PM
austin said...
I swear...I never touched your ball of yarn!!!
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2-29-2008 @ 4:53PM
Julie said...
Yes, I definitely want my nipples pierced, I was just hoping you had a smaller needle.
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2-29-2008 @ 5:00PM
Nathan said...
Oh no. This is sort of embarrassing. I've got one of my saber teeth jammed into my lower jaw there and now I can't get my mouth shut. I'm probably drooling all over the place, right? Could you be a peach and just pop that out for me?
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2-29-2008 @ 5:02PM
Ray said...
"oh my, what big teeth you have grandma"
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2-29-2008 @ 5:09PM
The Red Monkey said...
Hey, you were great in 300!
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