Well look what we have here -- you're back again, asking me to feed your caption contest addictions. I'll do it. Someone has to do it. Just remember, the first one's free. Wait. Scratch that. They're all free! Yes, welcome back to another installment of our universe famous caption contest. While you're probably all dying to find out who won the Vespa we gave away last week (thanks to Penelope and her freaky pig nose), you're gonna have to wait a little while longer. Sorry folks. In the meantime, how about you give us your best captions for the photo below from Roland Emmerich's 10,000 B.C. The top three captions from this week will walk away with (deep breath) one 10,000 B.C. The Legend tee, one 10,000 B.C. beanie, one 10,000 B.C. weathered baseball cap, one saber tooth necklace, one set of 10,000 B.C. photo postcards in a notebook, one set of lenticular buttons and one wooden pyramid puzzle. If all that stuff isn't enough to create your very own prehistoric beast (like the one featured below), then I don't know what is. Sound off folks!
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Reader Comments (Page 2 of 8)
2-29-2008 @ 5:10PM
Rufus said...
For God sake... the lights go up, the music stops and everything looks different.
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2-29-2008 @ 5:16PM
JB said...
Don't piss in my water!!
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2-29-2008 @ 5:20PM
Cooter said...
How long again until they invent Altoids?
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2-29-2008 @ 5:41PM
Jonathan Kuhn said...
(whispers to himself)
"Don't be afraid. It's just an historical inaccuracy."
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2-29-2008 @ 5:49PM
Kurifurisan said...
Unlike his great grandson Siegfried, Hershel wasn't quite so animal savvy.
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2-29-2008 @ 5:52PM
ubie said...
"Ok..OK...No more West Virginia "teeth/Tooth" jokes, I promise!!"
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2-29-2008 @ 5:53PM
Rich said...
In 10,000 BC, Sabertooth eats you...
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2-29-2008 @ 5:59PM
Todd G. said...
"nice pussy, nice pussy..."
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2-29-2008 @ 6:08PM
CPav said...
Sometimes, even the biggest pussy can't make up for morning breath.
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2-29-2008 @ 6:28PM
blake said...
Yes, Britney. I really do want custody of the boys...
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2-29-2008 @ 6:41PM
Sam said...
Dirty Mouth? Clean It Up With Orbit Gum.
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2-29-2008 @ 7:29PM
thisjustanother said...
hey look, we can do a 300 rip-off too!
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2-29-2008 @ 7:51PM
Christian said...
How's my breath? And remember, I could swallow your whole head.
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2-29-2008 @ 8:09PM
Shob said...
I can has cheezburger now?
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2-29-2008 @ 8:55PM
Kathi Fleming said...
Someday, maybe Fred will win the fight
And that cat will stay out for the night.
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2-29-2008 @ 8:59PM
Kathi Fleming said...
Wow, Grandma, what big teeth you have.
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2-29-2008 @ 9:02PM
Brian Davis said...
Chester Cheeto is starting to question his agents advice about this crazy Dracula B.C. movie.
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2-29-2008 @ 9:28PM
paul said...
Cat, you're ruining my high.
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2-29-2008 @ 9:30PM
paul said...
What's my motivation, here?
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2-29-2008 @ 9:33PM
paul said...
I got your pussy, right here caveman.
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