Welcome back to another fantastical edition of Insert Caption -- where you write something funny and we give you free stuff. This week is packed with announcements, so we're gonna jump right in. First off, remember that Vespa we gave away two weeks ago? You remember -- it was only the greatest prize we've ever put up in the history of the site. Well, we all debated this one hardcore, but there was one caption that just hit everyone in a certain spot, in a certain way, and so congrats to Colt H. for giving us the following winning caption:
1. "When Harry DIDN'T Meet Sally." -- Colt H.
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Last week, we asked you to scope out a photo from this weekend's big release, 10,000 B.C., and provide us with the wittiest caption possible. I have to hand it to you folks this time around, because the captions rocked! While, as always, your filthy minds were at play (leave that poor cat alone!), three captions stood out among the rest:
1. A guy with a penchant for older women realizing too late that his new spray deodorant which promised to "attract cougars" meant it literally. -- Ryan T.
2. Unlike his great grandson Siegfried, Hershel wasn't quite so animal savvy. -- Eric W.
3. Yes, I definitely want my nipples pierced, I was just hoping you had a smaller needle. -- Julie D.
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Finally, this week we're looking for your best captions for the below photo from the very funny animated flick Bee Movie, starring the voice of Jerry Seinfeld as a bee who leaves the hive, learns humans are stealing honey for their own consumption and proceeds to sue the entire human race. The three winning captions will walk away with their very own copy of Bee Movie on DVD -- for those times when you and your honey are in the mood to snuggle up to something sweet. (Aren't I lame?) Sound off below!
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Reader Comments (Page 1 of 4)
3-07-2008 @ 4:07PM
Humanzee said...
'Just one more season of Seinfeld, please?'
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3-07-2008 @ 4:30PM
Matthew Lucas said...
"So you see honey, I couldn't POSSIBLY have been cheating on you last night! I was having a conversation with a talking bee!"
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3-07-2008 @ 4:35PM
Dave said...
"It's not so much that he talks, dear, but that he's actually talking about NOTHING!"
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3-07-2008 @ 4:37PM
Jennifer said...
What was I supposed to do? He was trying to "sting" me!
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3-07-2008 @ 4:43PM
bob said...
I know the cookbook said to be creative about food substitutions - but I think there's a definite difference between blueberry and bumblebee Jello.
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3-07-2008 @ 4:50PM
Joel Russo said...
This was about the time when Mark realized his wife's clothing line for bees meant she was out of her f*cking mind.
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3-07-2008 @ 4:51PM
Anwa123 said...
First birds hit my windows, now bees hit my cups? Darn that glass cleaner!!!
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3-07-2008 @ 4:58PM
rex said...
That's all I could do to stop him! He just keeps making sarcastic observastions about ordinary things, like, "Don't you hate it when you go to the bathroom and there's no toilet paper?" What does that mean?!!!
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3-07-2008 @ 5:04PM
matt said...
You're the man, you kill the cute, little anthropomorphic bee.
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3-07-2008 @ 5:46PM
Susie said...
"I now understand your belief in reincarnation, Honey. There's no way that bee's not Jerry Seinfeld."
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3-07-2008 @ 5:58PM
phalange said...
Help me Obee-wan, you're my only hope!
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3-07-2008 @ 6:08PM
John said...
"Well, I'm sorry honey, but I bet even this bee knows where my 'rhymes with Dolores' is."
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3-07-2008 @ 6:13PM
Chris said...
Honey, I caught the bee that stung you in your chin, causing it to swell to bizarre and enormous proportions!
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3-07-2008 @ 7:38PM
Kathi Fleming said...
I used to eat honey, before this jerk made me realize it's Bee cud. Gross.
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3-07-2008 @ 7:38PM
Jordan said...
So if we keep him in here, he'll finally stop advertising the movie?
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3-07-2008 @ 7:43PM
Bashir said...
Come to me my jungle friend...
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3-07-2008 @ 9:13PM
Gregory Rubinstein said...
"Not master of your domain anymore, are you?"
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3-07-2008 @ 9:16PM
Gregory Rubinstein said...
"See, I told you that no one actually saw what happened in the series finale of Seinfeld! He traded his prison sentence for life as a bee!"
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3-07-2008 @ 10:54PM
Stephen Mergele said...
"Honey, I knew I said I'd be understanding, but it's a bee! How am I supposed to react? I just thought you were gay!"
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3-07-2008 @ 11:25PM
Josh S said...
A bee in a glass is your best excuse for being out late last night?
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