The Write Stuff: Success!
Filed under: Comedy, Scripts, Home Entertainment, The Write Stuff

Hello everybody. You've probably been wondering where I have been the past few weeks. Wringing your hands, gnashing your teeth, drinking heavily. Constantly hitting "refresh," waiting for an update. Even if you haven't, just play along for me. I'm a needy man. Thank you.
When I started this column -- your #1 source for writing tips, advice, interviews, strike coverage, and life lessons -- I hoped the nice little hook would be that I am a writer trying to make it big myself. Well friends, after a year and a half of short-term gigs, false starts, near-misses, and one big ol' crushing strike -- my writing partner and I have finally crossed over. We just got staffed as writers on the FX comedy "It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia." It's a genuinely hilarious show, and one of my favorites on television. I couldn't be more excited.
And so "The Write Stuff" takes an interesting turn. I'm not going to have as much free time now, so it won't be a weekly thing anymore. But I would love to keep the column afloat with semi-regular interviews and Q&A. Please keep on leaving your questions in the comments or at my personal site. I'll get to each one eventually.
As for your previous questions, I believe I've addressed every one you guys have submitted over the past several months, except this one (Nothing personal, Scott, just slipped through the cracks!):
Scott asks:
Can you give some advice to a writer outside of the US? I live in Australia, just started writing screenplays. What are the chances of me getting a break while not living in the US? I cant afford to move there at the moment, unfortunately. Is it worthwhile submitting scripts to US companies from Australia? Or would they just toss them out because they don't want to go to the hassle of arranging meetings and such?
I don't know a great deal about Australian film production, but it certainly seems like it would be less competitive than Hollywood. (What isn't less competitive than Hollywood?) Since you've got the home field advantage, have you thought about trying to get a screenplay produced Down Under? You can probably even get help with financing, a grant, or at least some nice tax breaks from the Australian Film Commission. (Check out their website here.)
If you're insistent on getting your work looked at in America, I do know that most screenplay competitions accept submissions from outside of the U.S. As for submitting your screenplay to U.S. production companies, I imagine it's roughly the same procedure as if you lived here. You'd want to have an agent or manager representing you to call on your behalf. If your screenplay is excellent, they're not going to care if you live in Australia or Narnia. Good luck!
That should bring us up to date. Next up for the site is an interview with Michael Ian Black. Black offers hilarious commentary on VH1; he worked on both The State (brilliant but tragically short-lived MTV show) and Stella (brilliant but tragically short-lived Comedy Central show), and wrote the upcoming romantic comedy Run Fatboy Run. If you have any questions for him, please leave them in the comments and they will be asked. I'll be posting that interview the week of the film's release.
And thanks for all the encouragement you loyal readers have given me since "The Write Stuff" began. I hope the column helps you aspiring writers as much as your feedback helps me. Take my recent success as proof that anybody can make it...and get to work!










Reader Comments (Page 1 of 2)
3-12-2008 @ 12:06PM
Scott Weinberg said...
Dude, CONGRATS! I love the show and now I plan to love it even more.
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3-12-2008 @ 5:13PM
Monika said...
Congrats, Patrick! Have fun and break a leg..
Wait, does that apply to screenwriters?!
Whatever the case, we're rooting for you.
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3-12-2008 @ 9:54PM
Elisabeth said...
Congrats!! Now we can say "we knew you when." :D
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3-12-2008 @ 9:47PM
Yossi Szpigiel said...
yes
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3-12-2008 @ 10:22PM
james said...
OMG!!! that is the greatest show on tv!!! you are one lucky bastard, granted with a little bit of talent thrown in!!!
You Rock dude. You have to make Charlie be full of so much heroin again!!! good luck dude, I am mad envious
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3-12-2008 @ 11:10PM
Maynard said...
Awesome news!! Only one thing- promise me you'll make the new episodes funnier than the episodes of season 3. Puke city my friend. Help them get back on track!!
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3-13-2008 @ 2:18AM
Jordan said...
Congrats, man, good luck with the show!
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3-13-2008 @ 12:13PM
Peter Hall said...
Congratulations, especially since it means Always Sunny is getting a 4th season!
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3-13-2008 @ 12:15PM
KMF said...
Congrats Patrick!! :D
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3-13-2008 @ 12:28PM
TLJ said...
A question for Michael Ian Black:
Nature decides that you can't be both dashingly handsome and a comedy genius. So which would you give up, the pretty or the talent?
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3-13-2008 @ 1:57PM
Peter Martin said...
Congrats - really wonderful news, but rats - here's another show I'll have to start watching religiously.
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3-13-2008 @ 3:26PM
sami said...
Really interesting about the beautiful women!
http://www.spymac.com/details/?2351307
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3-13-2008 @ 4:50PM
Adam Conway said...
I have a question. I was wondering if you could possibly write about the process of getting hired to the staff of a tv show. I have always wondered what exactly you must do to get on a writing staff, so if you could please share your process of gettin hired that would be much appreciated.
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3-13-2008 @ 3:49PM
Adam Conway said...
I have a question. I was wondering if you could possibly write about the process of getting hired to the staff of a tv show. I have always wondered what exactly you must do to get on a writing staff, so if you could please share your process of gettin hired that would be much appreciated.
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3-13-2008 @ 4:50PM
gpinuellas said...
Sunny in Philly is one of my favorite shows! Its really funny! Please write something that includes Rickety Cricket! He's my favorite "non-gang" character!
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3-13-2008 @ 4:11PM
gpinuellas said...
Sunny in Philly is one of my favorite shows! Its really funny! Please write something that includes Rickety Cricket! He's my favorite "non-gang" character!
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3-13-2008 @ 5:34PM
Lane said...
My only question is how will Patrick survive what I'm assuming is a drug fueled orgy of a writer's room?
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3-13-2008 @ 7:52PM
Thad Garrison said...
The difference between the two photos is that Marilyn Monroe looked stunning and Lindsay Lohan looks like a junkie whore.
Marilyn was 36 in her photos, Lindsay is 21 going on 52.
Gross.
Shame on NY Magazine for exploiting a demented girl who is clearly too high or too drunk 90% of the time to make rational decisions. Offering Lohan publicity in return for taking off her clothes is the equivalent of holding a sandwich in from on a starving homeless person and telling them to dance for it.
Gross.
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3-14-2008 @ 1:57AM
Thad Garrison said...
Ahem. My browser auto-filled my comment accidentally with an old comment.
What I meant to say was:
Congrats! I love this show! When is Season 3 gonna be on DVD and when does Season 4 start???
3-14-2008 @ 3:28AM
Lee said...
My single favorite show. Keep it up! Congrats!
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