1. "It's not so much that he talks, dear, but that he's actually talking about NOTHING!" -- David L.
2. "Yes, I get it dear, "Bee Mine." But this, this is my freakin' Valentine's Day
gift???" -- Eric S.
3. "I'm sorry sweetie, were you talking? I was just thinking about my enormous chin." -- Eric A.
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This week we have something very cool (and healthy!) in store for you. Not only will you get to take home a copy of the brand spanking new Atonement DVD (out March 18), but one lucky winner will also ride away with super cool his and hers beach cruisers (as pictured below -- click to enlarge)! With only a few months before summer hits, why not make it so you'll be hittin' the beach in style. Check 'em out folks ...
... now all you have to do is give us your most wittiest caption for the photo below from the hit Oscar-winning movie Atonement, starring the very lovely Keira Knightley and equally as lovely James McAvoy (guys can be lovely if they have an accent, right?). Remember, Atonement hits DVD on March 18. Now sound off below ...
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3-14-2008 @ 4:17PM
matt said...
Girl - witty English observation.
Guy - witty English double entendre.
Girl - witty English retort.
Guy - witty English come-on.
Girl - (frustrated) witty English refusal.
And....scene.
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3-14-2008 @ 4:26PM
Randall said...
Check it out, I'm holding this flower with only my thumb! I am full of teh' win!
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3-14-2008 @ 4:26PM
Randall said...
Check it out, I'm holding this flower with only my thumb! I am full of teh' win!
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3-14-2008 @ 4:29PM
Joel Mulder said...
Next time, if you are going to propose, use a ring, will ya?
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3-14-2008 @ 4:35PM
Jonathan Kuhn said...
Don't you dare say anything about "completing me."
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3-14-2008 @ 4:36PM
Avram Dodson said...
... she loves me not. Damn! Can I borrow one of those?
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3-14-2008 @ 4:44PM
Karen N. said...
Keira- Oh dear, and you spent so much on this arrangement from Martha Stewart Flowers!
James- Was that vase made in China or something?!
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3-14-2008 @ 4:45PM
Todd G. said...
I was going to sell this vase on eBay, you bleedin' idiot.
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3-14-2008 @ 4:47PM
matt said...
Elizabeth, you need to be realistic. I don't think Will or Jack are coming home and Darcy may be into guys... this may be the very last marriage proposal you ever receive.
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3-14-2008 @ 4:57PM
Liam said...
Good Lord! Would you look what I just picked out of my nose?
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3-14-2008 @ 5:06PM
Claire said...
Keira: *GASP* You have the missing half of my magical monkey slipper!
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3-14-2008 @ 5:12PM
icandigthat said...
My God, Cecilia. How many effing times do i have to tell you that flowers are NOT for eating?!?
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3-14-2008 @ 5:13PM
Dave said...
Look, I know I'm not Orlando Bloom, but I did hold my own quite well in "Last King of Scotland." That's something, right?
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3-14-2008 @ 5:26PM
Sam said...
Oh sorry! I hope you're not in a-ton of trouble.
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3-14-2008 @ 5:28PM
rex said...
A little known fact in the US is that the Sylvester Stalone blockbuster arm-wrestling movie "Over the Top", is in truth a remake of the more genteel English thumb-wrestling movie "The Lorry Driver".
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3-14-2008 @ 5:33PM
Gus Ro. said...
So wait.. the one with the BIGGER part gets their wish fulfilled??
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3-14-2008 @ 5:52PM
blake said...
No really...
Stick em' up.
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3-14-2008 @ 5:54PM
Brian D said...
This "acting" thing is a lot harder without the green screen and gay pirate.
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3-14-2008 @ 6:41PM
Rufus said...
So, check it out. It says text my Pepsi winning code to this number but I'm afraid it will charge me $2 for the service.
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3-14-2008 @ 6:48PM
Cairo said...
My gawd! The card on these flowers is addressed to another woman! How dare you!!!
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