1. "I was speaking figuratively when I said I had a lot of baggage." -- Mike R.
2. "Crap... I thought I ditched the Verizon guy at the pig roast!" -- Russell K.
3. "They just put Jonah Hill on a spit and fired up the tiki torches. I'm outta here!" -- Andrew W.
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This week, we're taking a trip back to ancient China for a visit with legendary martial arts stars Jet Li and Jackie Chan. Their new movie, The Forbidden Kingdom, arrives in theaters on April 18 -- and ... I just feel so bad for that poor, innocent white kid right now. It'd be hard enough running into one of those guys in a dark alley -- imagine getting stuck between both AND you have to go to the bathroom real bad? Ouch. The three lucky winners from this week will run (as fast as they can) away with one Forbidden Kingdom poster, one pack of Forbidden Kingdom trading cards, one box of green tea and one container of incense. Hmm, I smell a lot of captions this week ... and for some reason they smell like burnt roses with a splash of lemon vanilla? Sound off below ...
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Reader Comments (Page 1 of 3)
4-11-2008 @ 4:58PM
Michael Records said...
FINISH HIM!!!
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4-11-2008 @ 5:37PM
Patty Pritchett said...
"Are you sure this is the best way to relieve a sore throat?"
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4-11-2008 @ 5:38PM
Patty Pritchett said...
"Wait! Can I call my mother first?"
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4-11-2008 @ 5:38PM
Patty Pritchett said...
What do you mean, 'It was take-out?' I swear I made it myself!
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4-11-2008 @ 5:39PM
Michael Schmitt said...
No, nO, NO!!! How many times do I have to show you?! You 'Walk Like An Egyptian' THIS WAY!!!
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4-11-2008 @ 5:39PM
Patty Pritchett said...
Okay, okay, but lose the smelly guy!
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4-11-2008 @ 5:40PM
Patty Pritchett said...
Okay! I promise I won't sing the "Mister Clean" jingle anymore!
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4-11-2008 @ 5:47PM
fistfullofdeuce said...
If we were in a room filled with otherwise useless items, he wouldn't have had time to choke you.
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4-11-2008 @ 6:02PM
Dennis said...
Look .. I don't think this is the way to do the Heimlich maneuver.. Call 911!
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4-11-2008 @ 6:16PM
Patty Pritchett said...
Okay! I am a punk-ass white kid who couldn't fight his way out of a paper bag! Now can you get this homeless guy off me?
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4-11-2008 @ 6:27PM
Jamaal said...
I take it back, Lethal Weapon 4 was waaaay better than Rush Hour!
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4-11-2008 @ 6:41PM
Roy Behymer said...
I counter your "bum puppeteering standing crane" with a strangle hold. Wax off this!
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4-11-2008 @ 8:07PM
mes310 said...
I still stand by it...Seagal and Van Dammee for life!
-Michael Sultan
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4-11-2008 @ 8:51PM
Elevator said...
Excellent, the 'A list' cast is all here... wait, you aren't Shia LaBeouf!
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4-11-2008 @ 9:14PM
Kanah Fuller said...
"I'm sorry I called you Bruce!"
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4-11-2008 @ 9:25PM
Shane Brooks said...
Paper may beat rock but how does it hold up against 'hand squeezing throat'?!
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4-11-2008 @ 10:28PM
cr in chicago said...
"I told you not to bring up his 'retirement'!"
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4-11-2008 @ 11:18PM
paul said...
Oh I know this! Wax on! Wax ggghhhhttt!
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4-11-2008 @ 11:44PM
Tarheel said...
Try as they might, European missionaries could never grasp the intricacies of the Chinese Hokey Pokey.
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4-12-2008 @ 12:02AM
Vincent said...
Needless To say, Jet Li And Jackie Chan Have had ENOUGH of Shia Labouef...and those twins from that disney show. But their bodies are in the trees...
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