Insert Caption: Baby Mama
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Welcome back to another fun-filled edition of Insert Caption -- the game Totally Wicked Awesome Magazine called, "Delightful, Delicious and a Damn Good Time!" Last week we asked you to give us your bestest captions for a photo from this week's new release, The Forbidden Kingdom -- starring Jackie Chan, Jet Li and some white kid, who, judging from the picture, is quite obviously stuck in the middle with you ... and I'm wondering what it is I should do. Clowns to the left of me, Jokers to the right ... okay, that's enough. Congrats to our three winners below ...
1. "The MPAA's ongoing battle with illegal movie downloads in China as an interpretive dance routine." -- Todd G.
2. "This is my dance space, this is your dance space. Spaghetti arms!" -- Kathi F.
3. "Oh I know this! Wax on! Wax ggghhhhttt!" -- Paul R.
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And speaking of things stuck in the middle, this week we're catching up with our old SNL pals Tina Fey and Amy Poehler as they prepare to launch their new comedy, Baby Mama. The three winning captions this week will carry away one Baby Mama poster, one Baby Mama t-shirt, one Baby Mama baseball hat and one Baby Mama baby blanket. (One Baby Mama baby unfortunately not included since you have to make that yourself.) Now push ... harder ... and sound off below!
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1. "The MPAA's ongoing battle with illegal movie downloads in China as an interpretive dance routine." -- Todd G.
2. "This is my dance space, this is your dance space. Spaghetti arms!" -- Kathi F.
3. "Oh I know this! Wax on! Wax ggghhhhttt!" -- Paul R.
See full image and all captions
And speaking of things stuck in the middle, this week we're catching up with our old SNL pals Tina Fey and Amy Poehler as they prepare to launch their new comedy, Baby Mama. The three winning captions this week will carry away one Baby Mama poster, one Baby Mama t-shirt, one Baby Mama baseball hat and one Baby Mama baby blanket. (One Baby Mama baby unfortunately not included since you have to make that yourself.) Now push ... harder ... and sound off below!
Read the official rules for this contest
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Reader Comments (Page 1 of 3)
4-18-2008 @ 4:11PM
Matt said...
"no, you can only hear the silicon waves if you hold them up to your ears"
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4-18-2008 @ 4:13PM
Matt said...
you should always thoroughly inspect a dual-water bong before you buy it.
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4-18-2008 @ 4:26PM
David said...
"No, really -- she's just uploading tonight's episode of 'Mascara.'"
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4-18-2008 @ 4:33PM
WARBRINGER DOOM said...
How many times do i have to tell you. Those are your eyes not your boobs!
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4-18-2008 @ 4:42PM
Ross said...
"Careful, Kid, you'll suck your eye out"
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4-18-2008 @ 5:15PM
Nathan said...
Be careful! When you've got milk goggles on, every baby looks cute.
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4-18-2008 @ 5:17PM
William Goss said...
Tina was already drafting up the press release for when Amy was toapologize for her off-kilter Ray Charles impression.
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4-18-2008 @ 5:30PM
Kathi Fleming said...
Tina waited with baited breath for the instructor to turn on the pumps. Would her eyeballs really be sucked out of her socket? You can learn so much at birthing seminars!
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4-18-2008 @ 5:54PM
Todd G. said...
Ron Jeremy sent them over and for the life of me I have no idea what they're used for.
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4-18-2008 @ 6:43PM
Rick said...
I'm thinking of trying out for Wall-e 2
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4-18-2008 @ 7:51PM
Brad B said...
I'm not putting these on my breasts! That'd hurt!
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4-18-2008 @ 8:27PM
Max said...
"Wow, these things are doing exactly what this movie is going to do to audiences!"
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4-18-2008 @ 10:24PM
Vincent said...
Little did she know, the teleportation pod that she had entered had a brestfeeding fly in it. These Pumps were the first stage of the treansformation
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4-18-2008 @ 11:12PM
jake said...
Are these the same pumps they used to suck the funny out of SNL?
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4-18-2008 @ 11:59PM
Kurifurisan said...
My eyes! The goggles....they do nothing!
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4-19-2008 @ 12:44AM
Stephen Mergele said...
Mmmm, delicious eye-milk.
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4-19-2008 @ 4:51AM
loutang82 said...
This is cool and all, but why not just buy the milk?
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4-19-2008 @ 11:14AM
Chaz King said...
'It's all fun and games until somebody loses an eye'
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4-19-2008 @ 11:15AM
Chaz King said...
Hey Tina, I don't get it. Why do they call these the 'Best' pumps?
Amy you twit! That's 'BREAST' with an 'R'.
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4-19-2008 @ 3:53PM
LiqwidZero said...
"Now, students, are you all taking notes?"
"Our subject today is this blonde lady who seems to be trying to milk her eyes. She is doing it wrong. Now, women, proceed with taking your shirts off and we will all learn the proper way to use these extraordinary devices!"
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