Um, that's Storm Shadow and the Baroness, not Covergirl.

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Those costumes are bad, very bad. They have removed the one thing that made the characters unique. The point is that they didn't all look the same. They didn't all wear some fatigues. They all looked unique and that reflected their character. My God, they're going to kill this franchise aren't they. He might have had flames, but at least Optimus Prime was still a truck, and still somewhat recognizable.
I was excited about GI Joe, but now that are going all "X-Men black" on us, I really not so sure.

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Ugh, agreed. The "X-men black" is a terrible idea.

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Yeah...I got excited when I saw SnakeEyes, now...not so much. Where is StormShadow's mask and hood?

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what a crapfest this movie is turning out to be... let me guess cobra and cobra comander are all gong to be wearing black as well.... wow.. its going to be awesome and noone will be able to tell what side anyone is on... and cobra comander wone wear a mask and destro wont have a silver head and they are going to change the name of the movie to "army guys" man someone should be paying me for these ideas...

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Shouldn't Storm Shadow look at least slightly tough or bad ass? Instead he looks like he's modeling his gay little white coat. How in the world can you fuck up a character like Storm Shadow, he was easily the one of the coolest of the giJoe characters from the 80s. I guess if they can turn bumble bee into a camaro, then a ninja can be turned into tinkerbell.

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This movie is starting to piss me off. I just read that G.I.J.O.E. is going to stand for "Global Integrated Joint Operating Entity". This is ridiculous and too PC for me.

I may boycott this movie. If the producers can't get rid of their rectal-cranium inversion and figure out that selling out America is not the best way to sell more tickets.

I'm a U.S. Army Vet and I grew up watching the G.I. Joe cartoons. I'm proud to be an American and you should be too. Don't sell out our troops because the Liberal news media is trying to paint what we are doing over in Afghanistan and Iraq as unpopular.

Believe me when I tell you this, Iraqis want us there. They'd much rather have the US Troops there than someone that uses biological weapons on his own people. As for Afghanistan, anyone here remember 9/11/2001?

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TEASER POSTER READS :

Yo, Joe ! This is gonna blow ! And knowing is half the battle : )

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What did you expect them to wear, yellow spandex? Hahahaha...it's so true, the magic that made those characters bad ass is gone thanks to some Edna Mode woman at the studio who thought it vould look vay cooler like sdat...
Man, really, this is going to be an uptight character thing.
In the worst case scenario they could eliminate the blue color from Cobra but not the Joes, F them if they have a black flame thrower, that was the coolest figure ever!!!
I sound like a geek, hey, I had my childhood too. F this!

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Guys you should really lighten up and wait and see. It sounds like the are taking some cues from the Devils Due comic series, and lets fact it the cartoon is one of the campiest ever made.

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