Insert Caption: Speed Racer

Welcome back to another edition of Insert Caption -- the game even Tony Stark would love if he wasn't a fictional character and completely made up. We're reversing the order of things for this installment; last week's winners are listed down below and after the jump, while this week's caption is, well, look down. Yup ... Speed Racer time! And this week we're giving away sooo much, it's impossible to list it all without running out of gas, er, space. One grand prize winner will race away with one Limited edition Speed Racer tool box loaded with a Soul Industry Tee, Hot Wheels 1:64 Mach 6, 1:64 Racer X, 1:24 Mach 5 and a Pullbax™ Mach 5; plus Speed and Racer X Lego Mini-figures, one Speed Racer t-shirt and so much more. Additionally, two runners-up will take home a prize package containing more shirts, backpacks and lots of other goodies. See the official rules for complete details and sound off below ...



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Last week, we asked you to give us your most creative captions for a photo from the new movie Iron Man (which, in case you didn't know, is quickly becoming one of the best reviewed superhero movies of all time). In exchange for your words of wisdom, we decided to toss a brand new LG "the V" cell phone -- plus a super cool Iron Man poster -- to 10 of you. 10! Why? Because we're completely out of our minds -- that's why! (And because we love our readers more than anything. Awww.) Congrats to our ten winners, listed below and after the jump.

1. "As you can see, Flavor Flav and I are now engaged." -- Nathan T.

2. "That's right, it's all fun and games until someone trips and falls on a Lite Brite..." -- Eric W.

3. "I want you to draw me like one of your French girls wearing this ... only this!" -- Martin E.

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4. "Where exactly are the speakers to your chestPod?" -- Kanah F.

5. "My eyes are up here." -- Kingsley J.

6. "I know what you're thinking, but you have to see the big picture. Imagine that around this disc is a whole big red and yellow metal costume! So, are you interested in investing?" -- Chris P.

7. "It still only plays Black Sabbath songs, can you help me? At least some Journey or Star Ship, please Man!" -- David B

8. "Look, it's not important how the Roomba got like this; what matters is that you're going to fix it, alright!?" -- Ray R.

9. "I don't care what it is sir. If you can't put it in the bin you are not getting through security." -- Shane M.

10. "And if you think that's cool, wait till you see my decoder ring." -- Daniel B.