Cinematical Seven: When an Animated Series Goes Live Action ... and Gets it Right
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Whether or not shows like Aqua Teen Hunger Force or The Simpsons succeeded in translating their television dynamics to the big screen depends on your point of view, but the release of Speed Racer this weekend raises a more specific question about the viability of turning an animated series into a live action spectacle on the big screen. The Adventures of Rocky and Bullwinkle and Underdog both suggest how this goal can go wrong -- namely, by imploding on its absurd conceits. You may disagree with the inclusion of some of the following titles, all of which culled their material from animation, but it's fair to say that each of them takes its subject matter at face value, allowing the natural ingredients of the original sources to remain intact. Well, maybe not Super Mario Bros., but that one is a special case (fire away, if you must). Until somebody makes an Animaniacs movie with real actors, I'm sticking to this list.
1. Popeye (1980)
Robert Altman's offbeat ode to the famous Fleisher cartoon starring the spinach-eating strongman and his darling Olive Oil is the great misunderstood work of the director's career. Robin Williams and Shelley Duvall manage to bring utterly ridiculous characters into a realm of believability that you could never imagine when watching the show. Suddenly, Popeye made sense -- goofy, almost surreal sense, but sense nonetheless -- in the real world. Thanks to veteran adult cartoonist Jules Feiffer's screenplay and a soundtrack so catchy Paul Thomas Anderson borrowed from it twenty years later in Punch-Drunk Love, the classic status of Popeye can't be denied.
2. Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (1990)
If you consider that director Steve Baron made the quiet, eerily contemplative independent film Choking Man just last year, it's actually not hard to understand how this truly creative man put a real effort into turning TMNT into exactly the serious-minded kind of action film you would see in a world where talking mutant animals converse and fight crime. Although it does pit a couple martial art-trained turtles against an urban warlord with a giant rat as the main funnel for the underlying morality play, TMNT has a totally natural feel to it -- so that you could almost imagine running into one of these hip green dudes on the city streets and act natural. Almost.
3. Transformers (2007)
All you haters bite your tongues. Sure, Transformers hardly works as anything more than war porn -- "a boy and his car," as Steven Spielberg initially described the film, didn't end up feeling as innocuous as it sounded -- but holy god, yes, this is precisely what it felt like to indulge in the joy of watching a bunch of extraterrestrial robots pummel each other to pieces as they rambled on about intergalactic responsibilities in mechanical baritone. Michael Bay truly did justice to the franchise, and yet he managed to escape the 1980's vibe with unabashed product placement that actually works (thanks, eBay).
4. Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles II: The Secret of the Ooze (1991)
With a subtitle that sounds like a Troma production, you'd think Ooze was basically a mindless studio attempt to capitalize on the success of the first movie. Maybe that was the case, but the end result still manages to deliver a lot of fun, maintaining the momentum of the first film by picking up right where it left off. It's a tad sillier, but only to the extent that it feels like the good-time yin to the original movie's darker yang.
5. Scooby-Doo (2002)
It looks like Scooby. It talks like Scooby. But wait ... why is Scooby the only animated creature in a live action movie? Because the warbling, hyperactive investigative canine isn't really a dog in the proper sense. He's more like a superhero, able to reverse the natural order of things and drag along poor Freddie Shaggy as his best friend. The movie was written off by many people unwilling to give it a chance, which is too bad, because Scooby truly replicates the unhinged style of this great cartoon, a sort of Sam Spade for Saturday morning cartoon junkies. The sequel is another story.
6. George of the Jungle (1997)
I'm guessing the song is already stuck in your head. You don't have to be a Tarzan aficionado to enjoy this wacky jungle spoof, which is a much better showcase of Brendan Frasier's ability to let his over-the-top personality take charge than, say, The Mummy. Don't get me wrong: Mummy isn't all bad, but Jungle allows Frasier to truly go bananas (sorry) and the movie's all the better as a result, retaining the cartoon's cheerful vibe.
7. Super Mario Bros.
Now here's a single instance where camp wins out. What do you expect from an adaptation of a 2-D run-and-jump game with the most redundant tune in twenty years? OK, maybe a Koopa that actually looks like Koopa, a less cumbersome back story and some sort of action-oriented dynamics that revisit the thrill of the original Nintendo franchise. Mario doesn't offer that, but it's so strangely absurd (a parallel universe where dinosaurs turned into humans?) that it does manage to recreate the thrill of discovering the Mario games for the first time, since they, too, are pretty out there. Disagree? Go for it.
Reader Comments (Page 1 of 2)
5-08-2008 @ 11:03PM
mjeanes said...
The only thing that the Super Mario Bros. movie got right was ... wait, there was really nothing--the pipes maybe? That flick was abysmal. I've not yet seen Speed Racer, but I imagine that the hypercolor trippy aesthetic on display in the trailer would have suited a Mario movie much better than that dour black and blue hued flick with Bob Hoskins. I don't expect Oscar-caliber entertainment from a video game adaptation necessarily, but the Super Mario movie is nearly unwatchable.
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5-08-2008 @ 11:12PM
Zack said...
I think this list proves that animated series should not go live action.
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5-08-2008 @ 11:43PM
mcfeets said...
Nice list. However, it should be noted that Scooby's best friend was Shaggy, not "Freddie."
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5-08-2008 @ 11:45PM
AJ Wiley said...
Well, I'm glad to see TMNT love, even though in the case of the first movie it drew most heavily from the original black-and-white indie comics, which were very violent and bizarre. No one loves that movie as much as I do. And yes, I actually enjoy the two sequels as well, though not as much.
However, Popeye, Transformers, Scooby-Doo (seriously, the sequel was MUCH better, though it was still bad), and Super Mario Bros. were all failures.
I haven't seen George of the Jungle, but I have a soft spot for Dudley Do-Right, which also featured Alfred Molina in a delightfully wacky turn as Snidely Whiplash.
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5-09-2008 @ 12:36AM
James Ryan Hamm said...
I'd drop "Secret of the Ooze" and replace it with "Josie and the Pussycats"; which went far beyond expectations. Its a very savvy comedy with an important message about commercialization.
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5-09-2008 @ 1:28AM
Rich said...
I came out of Josie and Pussycats in tears. I hadn't laughed that hard in years. The only other movies that made me laugh that hard were Dumb and Dumber and Home Alone...
yeah i know, but they were funny.
5-09-2008 @ 1:23AM
lowrentherzog said...
And Rachael Leigh Cook was hot in that, yo.
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5-09-2008 @ 1:28AM
Christopher said...
"Scooby-Doo" was a waste of space!! I hated ..just hated the movie...it killed the memory of the cartoon!!
I Hoped that this movie might be successful where other cartoon remakes have failed (Josie, Dudley Do Right, Howard the Duck, Rocky & Bullwinkle), it wasn't. I loved the "Scooby-Doo" cartoons when I was growing up. But a live-action movie? Bad dialogue, lousy CGI, etc!
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5-09-2008 @ 3:17AM
Scott Weinberg said...
Great list, Eric. I'm a huge fan of Altman's Popeye. And if you dug George of the Jungle, the DTV sequel is actually a little bit funny.
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5-09-2008 @ 3:53AM
Robert Frenay said...
Who the hell insults Rocky & Bullwinkle and praises the Super Mario Bros. movie in the same breath?
Somebody who needs to get their head checked is who.
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5-09-2008 @ 4:25AM
Argent said...
i entered into state of incredulity when you praised TMNT, which was at most a forgettable attempt to cash in on a craze near it's peak.
it was surpassed in a big way when you opted to include the sequel, which was just plain crap.
i think a braver thing here wouold have been to say 'look, lets reappriase popeye, which really deserves to be reappraised. i guess transformers was an ok action flick, but as for the rest -- there just haven't been any truly good cartoons to movie conversions. just lots of mediocre to bad ones. sad, but true.'
incidentally, super mario brothers was based on a video game not a cartoon and doesn't really belong on this list. if you're gonna widen the criteria like that, we might as well deal in most every marvel comic book franchises (DC as well, if you count superfriends), wing commander and...god, i hate you for even making me think of this...dungeons and dragons.
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5-09-2008 @ 5:36AM
Mike D said...
At least nobody mentioned The Flintstones. Crap, I just did.
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5-09-2008 @ 6:28AM
MCW said...
Hey, Flintstones 2: Viva Rock Vegas is in my queue. I loved the first one. The first time I caught sight and drooled over Halle Berry... Mmmmmm -> http://img2.timeinc.net/ew/dynamic/imgs/040722/174433__flintstones_l.jpg
Flintstones 1 was great, but never got to see 2.
5-09-2008 @ 8:43AM
Pukenshette said...
Popeye was created by EC Segar not the Fleischer Bros....
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5-09-2008 @ 9:40AM
Mike said...
Wow. Just wow. To me, the above list is evidence how inherently bad cartoon to live action films are. The lone stand out is Transformers and even it had me cringe and look away when the Autobots started breakdancing. To claim that Altman (He's Laaaarrrge) and anyone who cast Vanilla Ice in a cameo somehow "get's it right" and hold the examples up as the pinacle of the genre is flatly embarassing. I had no idea Scott and Eric resented their dignity quite this much. Wow.
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5-09-2008 @ 10:33AM
John R said...
Transformers, like nearly every Bay "film", was a GM commercial. They only character they got right was Optimus. Everything else was a showcase of what is selling at your local GM delear.
Case in point: Jazz was a Martini & Rossi Porsche 959 race car in the original source material. How do you go from that to a bleeding Pontiac Solstice?
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5-09-2008 @ 10:40AM
james said...
Super Mario was also a cartoon, so I think that it can still be on the list (and I love that stupid movie SOOOOO much). The Turtles movies both sucked (I at first thought you meant the new cgi movie). Transformers while not as good as the animated movie was still entertaining. I still think that Popeye sucks, hated it as a kid and I still think it's really bizarre.
But SCOOBY DOO?????? Have you actually watched the movie? Scrappy Doo is the big bad!!!!
I guess, SMB excluded, I disagree with your entire list. If nothing else you do cement the fact that Cartoon to Live action translations don't work.
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5-09-2008 @ 11:10AM
Jennifer said...
The best part of Scooby Doo was Scrappy being the bad guy. Even as a child I hated that little punk...
5-09-2008 @ 11:42AM
MosquitoControl said...
There isn't a single watchable movie on this list. Not a one.
In fact, this is the most confusing post I've seen on this site. I checked my calendar, but April Fool's was over a month ago.
What gives?
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5-09-2008 @ 11:47AM
kevjohn said...
You kinda lost me after #2.... maybe #3. If I could learn to accept Transformers as a big screen cartoon, my level of dislike for it would decrease a bit I suppose. Popeye is indeed an underrated gem though, the TMNT was a respectable effort, until Vanilla Ice entered the picture.
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