Insert Caption: The Chronicles of Narnia: Prince Caspian
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Welcome back to another edition of Insert Caption -- the game everyone in Narnia was talking about a thousand years from now! Last week we asked you to dust off that pimpin' fedora and come up with a caption for a photo from Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull -- which, for those who've been counting down the seconds (looks away in shame!), hits theaters in less than one week! Congrats to Anthony T. (who won the first three Indiana Jones films on DVD) for a caption that was, well, a real hidden treasure.
1. "We've finally made it to the tomb of the ... Goddammit Nicolas Cage!!!! What are you doing here?!!" -- Anthony T.
2. "Unbeknownst to the two adventurers, the shadowy figure behind them had just enough silly string left to seal their doom..." Sean A.
3. "Geez, Dr. Jones. I know I told you I'd help you clean out your attic, but I'm going to need more than $10 an hour..." -- Pete M.
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This week we're all returning to the land of Narnia in honor of the highly-anticipated sequel to The Lion, the Witch and The Wardrobe: The Chronicles of Narnia: Prince Caspian. We're not asking you to take out the villains and save a prince, mind you, but we would like a funny caption for the photo below. In return, you see, three lucky winners will be awarded one Chronicles of Narnia: Prince Caspian cast-signed poster, one Chronicles of Narnia: Prince Caspian soundtrack and one Chronicles of Narnia: Prince Caspian illustrated "making of" book. You know the drill ...
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1. "We've finally made it to the tomb of the ... Goddammit Nicolas Cage!!!! What are you doing here?!!" -- Anthony T.2. "Unbeknownst to the two adventurers, the shadowy figure behind them had just enough silly string left to seal their doom..." Sean A.
3. "Geez, Dr. Jones. I know I told you I'd help you clean out your attic, but I'm going to need more than $10 an hour..." -- Pete M.
See full image and all captions
This week we're all returning to the land of Narnia in honor of the highly-anticipated sequel to The Lion, the Witch and The Wardrobe: The Chronicles of Narnia: Prince Caspian. We're not asking you to take out the villains and save a prince, mind you, but we would like a funny caption for the photo below. In return, you see, three lucky winners will be awarded one Chronicles of Narnia: Prince Caspian cast-signed poster, one Chronicles of Narnia: Prince Caspian soundtrack and one Chronicles of Narnia: Prince Caspian illustrated "making of" book. You know the drill ...
Read the official rules for this contest
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Reader Comments (Page 1 of 5)
5-16-2008 @ 4:14PM
Mike Z. said...
Ok, Lucy: Ceremonial War Garb, awesome. Dressing up like Gimli, not awesome.
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5-16-2008 @ 4:39PM
Ramble said...
"Uhh... What the hell is Iron Man still doing here?"
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5-16-2008 @ 5:00PM
Greg Holkan said...
Caspian: "Alright, I know he's big..."
Peter: "You're kidding, right? What am I, 14? 15? What do you expect any of us to do against that? For Aslan's sake, Lucy still plays with dolls and wets the bed!"
Lucy: "Do not!"
Caspian: "Hey, if you're not going to get into the spirit of this thing, you can forget it."
Peter: "Oh, I'm sorry, it's just that I have a problem with walking into a damned meat grinder, Prince Child-Endangerment."
Caspian: "Look, either we do this or I get the back up kids!"
Peter: "Back-up kids? What the hell are back up kids?"
Caspian: "Errr, um. Nevermind."
Peter: "No, no, you've roused my curiosity. I really want to know."
Caspian: "Giant oogley-headed monster coming this way, can't talk now."
Peter: "Then we don't fight."
Caspian: "Do we have to do this now?"
Peter: "Yes. What are back up kids?"
Caspian: "We've just found it prudent to have extras, is all."
Peter: "Extras. Really?"
Caspian: "They're handy to have around in case the first set of kids is, you know, horribly mutilated by a giant creature with an uncountable number of heads."
Peter: "I like this plan. I'm glad to be a part of it."
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5-16-2008 @ 5:03PM
William Goss said...
"Uh, these are the Epic Movie 2 auditions, right?"
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5-16-2008 @ 5:08PM
rex said...
According to Mapquest this is where the reneissance fair should be.
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5-16-2008 @ 5:22PM
totoro said...
To his increasing dismay, Barry Zito finds himself relegated to an actual "bullpen".
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5-16-2008 @ 5:22PM
Frank said...
Remember where we parked...
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5-16-2008 @ 5:30PM
Chupacabra said...
Hey, little bearded man...what part of "ugly people to the back of the shot" did you not understand? Alright, lets try this again, big smiles people!
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5-16-2008 @ 5:59PM
Rufus said...
Michael Jackson's 'Thriller' - As Directed by Peter Jackson.
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5-16-2008 @ 6:21PM
blake said...
I promise, Edmund. You'll get your Turkish Delight.
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5-16-2008 @ 6:44PM
ajtaormin said...
We defeated the Balrog, we fought hundreds of thousands of orcs and goblins, some of us even died for pete's sake. What did you do?
Uhhhh...We walked through a closet?
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5-16-2008 @ 6:54PM
Roy Behymer said...
I'm sorry Edmund, but it's true. Susan does look more confident and masculine than the rest of us. By Aslan's mane, just look at that bloody big sword of hers.
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5-16-2008 @ 6:54PM
Josh said...
Yup. It's a Gorgon. Sorry about that guys.
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5-16-2008 @ 7:34PM
Kathi Fleming said...
Tonight, the part of Lucy will be played by a freakishly small bearded man. Don't forget to tip your waiters.
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5-16-2008 @ 8:15PM
Gina said...
"We're gonna need a bigger lion."
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5-16-2008 @ 8:47PM
Max said...
Brilliant!
5-18-2008 @ 10:08AM
EatingPie said...
If you don't win, there is no God... er... Aslan!!! :-)
Besides, somebody took mine, and when I read it, it wasn't funny anyway. :-)
-Pie
5-16-2008 @ 8:30PM
Suraj C. said...
QUICK!!!
Everyone freeze for a photo shoot!
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5-16-2008 @ 8:36PM
Gregory Rubinstein said...
Peter: "Wow, look how fast speed racer is going! Oh look at that... he ran out of gas."
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5-16-2008 @ 8:46PM
Max said...
I was actually talking about just chronic. You know--like pot?
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