Insert Caption: The Chronicles of Narnia: Prince Caspian

by Erik Davis May 16th 2008 // 4:01PM

Filed under: Action, Fandom, Family Films, Movie Marketing, Contests, Insert Caption, Hold the 'Fone

Welcome back to another edition of Insert Caption -- the game everyone in Narnia was talking about a thousand years from now! Last week we asked you to dust off that pimpin' fedora and come up with a caption for a photo from Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull -- which, for those who've been counting down the seconds (looks away in shame!), hits theaters in less than one week! Congrats to Anthony T. (who won the first three Indiana Jones films on DVD) for a caption that was, well, a real hidden treasure.

1. "We've finally made it to the tomb of the ... Goddammit Nicolas Cage!!!! What are you doing here?!!" -- Anthony T.

2. "Unbeknownst to the two adventurers, the shadowy figure behind them had just enough silly string left to seal their doom..." Sean A.

3. "Geez, Dr. Jones. I know I told you I'd help you clean out your attic, but I'm going to need more than $10 an hour..." -- Pete M.

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This week we're all returning to the land of Narnia in honor of the highly-anticipated sequel to The Lion, the Witch and The Wardrobe: The Chronicles of Narnia: Prince Caspian. We're not asking you to take out the villains and save a prince, mind you, but we would like a funny caption for the photo below. In return, you see, three lucky winners will be awarded one Chronicles of Narnia: Prince Caspian cast-signed poster, one Chronicles of Narnia: Prince Caspian soundtrack and one Chronicles of Narnia: Prince Caspian illustrated "making of" book. You know the drill ...

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Tags: cinematical, featured, indiana jones and the kingdom of the crystal skull, IndianaJonesAndTheKingdomOfTheCrystalSkull, summer2008, the chronicles of narnia prince caspian, TheChroniclesOfNarniaPrinceCaspian

Reader Comments (Page 1 of 5)

5-16-2008 @ 4:14PM

Mike Z. said...

Ok, Lucy: Ceremonial War Garb, awesome. Dressing up like Gimli, not awesome.

5-16-2008 @ 4:39PM

Ramble said...

"Uhh... What the hell is Iron Man still doing here?"

5-16-2008 @ 8:30PM

Suraj C. said...

QUICK!!!
Everyone freeze for a photo shoot!

5-16-2008 @ 5:00PM

Greg Holkan said...

Caspian: "Alright, I know he's big..."
Peter: "You're kidding, right? What am I, 14? 15? What do you expect any of us to do against that? For Aslan's sake, Lucy still plays with dolls and wets the bed!"
Lucy: "Do not!"
Caspian: "Hey, if you're not going to get into the spirit of this thing, you can forget it."
Peter: "Oh, I'm sorry, it's just that I have a problem with walking into a damned meat grinder, Prince Child-Endangerment."
Caspian: "Look, either we do this or I get the back up kids!"
Peter: "Back-up kids? What the hell are back up kids?"
Caspian: "Errr, um. Nevermind."
Peter: "No, no, you've roused my curiosity. I really want to know."
Caspian: "Giant oogley-headed monster coming this way, can't talk now."
Peter: "Then we don't fight."
Caspian: "Do we have to do this now?"
Peter: "Yes. What are back up kids?"
Caspian: "We've just found it prudent to have extras, is all."
Peter: "Extras. Really?"
Caspian: "They're handy to have around in case the first set of kids is, you know, horribly mutilated by a giant creature with an uncountable number of heads."
Peter: "I like this plan. I'm glad to be a part of it."

5-16-2008 @ 5:03PM

William Goss said...

"Uh, these are the Epic Movie 2 auditions, right?"

5-16-2008 @ 5:08PM

rex said...

According to Mapquest this is where the reneissance fair should be.

5-16-2008 @ 5:22PM

totoro said...

To his increasing dismay, Barry Zito finds himself relegated to an actual "bullpen".

5-16-2008 @ 5:22PM

Frank said...

Remember where we parked...

5-16-2008 @ 5:30PM

Chupacabra said...

Hey, little bearded man...what part of "ugly people to the back of the shot" did you not understand? Alright, lets try this again, big smiles people!

5-16-2008 @ 5:59PM

Rufus said...

Michael Jackson's 'Thriller' - As Directed by Peter Jackson.

5-16-2008 @ 6:21PM

blake said...

I promise, Edmund. You'll get your Turkish Delight.

5-16-2008 @ 11:26PM

Christopher said...

"We are here for the Renaissance Festival traning class"!!!

5-16-2008 @ 6:44PM

ajtaormin said...

We defeated the Balrog, we fought hundreds of thousands of orcs and goblins, some of us even died for pete's sake. What did you do?

Uhhhh...We walked through a closet?

5-17-2008 @ 5:33PM

Aaron said...

Well hopefully I can get in other movies and not be the enxt Daniel Radcliffe since I'm only in this one.

5-16-2008 @ 6:54PM

Josh said...

Yup. It's a Gorgon. Sorry about that guys.

5-16-2008 @ 6:54PM

Roy Behymer said...

I'm sorry Edmund, but it's true. Susan does look more confident and masculine than the rest of us. By Aslan's mane, just look at that bloody big sword of hers.