Insert Caption: The Chronicles of Narnia: Prince Caspian

Posted May 16th 2008 4:01PM by Erik Davis
Filed under: Action, Fandom, Family Films, Movie Marketing, Contests, Insert Caption, Hold the 'Fone

Welcome back to another edition of Insert Caption -- the game everyone in Narnia was talking about a thousand years from now! Last week we asked you to dust off that pimpin' fedora and come up with a caption for a photo from Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull -- which, for those who've been counting down the seconds (looks away in shame!), hits theaters in less than one week! Congrats to Anthony T. (who won the first three Indiana Jones films on DVD) for a caption that was, well, a real hidden treasure.

1. "We've finally made it to the tomb of the ... Goddammit Nicolas Cage!!!! What are you doing here?!!" -- Anthony T.

2. "Unbeknownst to the two adventurers, the shadowy figure behind them had just enough silly string left to seal their doom..." Sean A.

3. "Geez, Dr. Jones. I know I told you I'd help you clean out your attic, but I'm going to need more than $10 an hour..." -- Pete M.

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This week we're all returning to the land of Narnia in honor of the highly-anticipated sequel to The Lion, the Witch and The Wardrobe: The Chronicles of Narnia: Prince Caspian. We're not asking you to take out the villains and save a prince, mind you, but we would like a funny caption for the photo below. In return, you see, three lucky winners will be awarded one Chronicles of Narnia: Prince Caspian cast-signed poster, one Chronicles of Narnia: Prince Caspian soundtrack and one Chronicles of Narnia: Prince Caspian illustrated "making of" book. You know the drill ...

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Reader Comments

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1. Ok, Lucy: Ceremonial War Garb, awesome. Dressing up like Gimli, not awesome.

Posted at 4:14PM on May 16th 2008 by Mike Z.

2. "Uhh... What the hell is Iron Man still doing here?"

Posted at 4:39PM on May 16th 2008 by Ramble

3. Caspian: "Alright, I know he's big..."
Peter: "You're kidding, right? What am I, 14? 15? What do you expect any of us to do against that? For Aslan's sake, Lucy still plays with dolls and wets the bed!"
Lucy: "Do not!"
Caspian: "Hey, if you're not going to get into the spirit of this thing, you can forget it."
Peter: "Oh, I'm sorry, it's just that I have a problem with walking into a damned meat grinder, Prince Child-Endangerment."
Caspian: "Look, either we do this or I get the back up kids!"
Peter: "Back-up kids? What the hell are back up kids?"
Caspian: "Errr, um. Nevermind."
Peter: "No, no, you've roused my curiosity. I really want to know."
Caspian: "Giant oogley-headed monster coming this way, can't talk now."
Peter: "Then we don't fight."
Caspian: "Do we have to do this now?"
Peter: "Yes. What are back up kids?"
Caspian: "We've just found it prudent to have extras, is all."
Peter: "Extras. Really?"
Caspian: "They're handy to have around in case the first set of kids is, you know, horribly mutilated by a giant creature with an uncountable number of heads."
Peter: "I like this plan. I'm glad to be a part of it."

Posted at 5:00PM on May 16th 2008 by Greg Holkan

4. "Uh, these are the Epic Movie 2 auditions, right?"

Posted at 5:03PM on May 16th 2008 by William Goss

5. According to Mapquest this is where the reneissance fair should be.

Posted at 5:08PM on May 16th 2008 by rex

6. To his increasing dismay, Barry Zito finds himself relegated to an actual "bullpen".

Posted at 5:22PM on May 16th 2008 by totoro

7. Remember where we parked...

Posted at 5:22PM on May 16th 2008 by Frank

8. Hey, little bearded man...what part of "ugly people to the back of the shot" did you not understand? Alright, lets try this again, big smiles people!

Posted at 5:30PM on May 16th 2008 by Chupacabra

9. Michael Jackson's 'Thriller' - As Directed by Peter Jackson.

Posted at 5:59PM on May 16th 2008 by Rufus

10. I promise, Edmund. You'll get your Turkish Delight.

Posted at 6:21PM on May 16th 2008 by blake

11. We defeated the Balrog, we fought hundreds of thousands of orcs and goblins, some of us even died for pete's sake. What did you do?

Uhhhh...We walked through a closet?

Posted at 6:44PM on May 16th 2008 by ajtaormin

12. I'm sorry Edmund, but it's true. Susan does look more confident and masculine than the rest of us. By Aslan's mane, just look at that bloody big sword of hers.

Posted at 6:54PM on May 16th 2008 by Roy Behymer

13. Yup. It's a Gorgon. Sorry about that guys.

Posted at 6:54PM on May 16th 2008 by Josh

14. Tonight, the part of Lucy will be played by a freakishly small bearded man. Don't forget to tip your waiters.

Posted at 7:34PM on May 16th 2008 by Kathi Fleming

15. "We're gonna need a bigger lion."

Posted at 8:15PM on May 16th 2008 by Gina

16. Brilliant!

Posted at 8:47PM on May 16th 2008 by Max

17. If you don't win, there is no God... er... Aslan!!! :-)

Besides, somebody took mine, and when I read it, it wasn't funny anyway. :-)

-Pie

Posted at 10:08AM on May 18th 2008 by EatingPie

18. QUICK!!!
Everyone freeze for a photo shoot!

Posted at 8:30PM on May 16th 2008 by Suraj C.

19. Peter: "Wow, look how fast speed racer is going! Oh look at that... he ran out of gas."

Posted at 8:36PM on May 16th 2008 by Gregory Rubinstein

20. I was actually talking about just chronic. You know--like pot?

Posted at 8:46PM on May 16th 2008 by Max

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