Theatrical Release of Uwe Boll's 'Postal' Cancelled
Filed under: Distribution
Uwe Boll's latest "masterpiece" Postal was scheduled to open next weekend in 1500 theaters, deliberately going up against Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull. But, according to a story at Cinema Blend, Boll's people issued a release this morning claiming that U.S. distributors have dropped the film and that it will only be released on four screens. An additional source says the film will open in five cities: New York, Los Angeles, Chicago, Denver and Tucson. Boll claims that he has even tried to rent additional screens, but to no avail. Typically, the outspoken, outrageous director is calling it a conspiracy, the latest example of everyone being out to get him. He also says, "Theatrical distributors are boycotting 'Postal' because of its political content. We were prepared to open on 1500 screens all across America on May 23rd. Any multiplex in the U.S. should have space for us, but they're afraid."
Frankly, that's highly unlikely, just as it's unlikely that the film is being canceled because it's bad. The most likely reason is that none of Boll's films have ever turned a profit, unlike films by bad directors like Michael Bay, Eli Roth and Brett Ratner, who are moneymaking machines, despite their ineptitude. Postal stars Zack Ward as "Dude," who teams up with his cult leader uncle (Dave Foley) to heist an amusement park. Unfortunately, the Taliban(!) has the same idea at the same time. Of course, George W. Bush (Brent Mendenhall) and Osama bin Laden (Larry Thomas) also appear. Like Boll's other films, it's based on a video game.
In other Boll news, the petition to stop the German-born director from making any more films currently stands at nearly 276,000. It needs one million signatures by May 23 to take effect, though it's not clear if the cancellation of Postal changes the rules. But even if we have to write off Postal, Boll's next film Tunnel Rats, has just begun making the rounds. Only time will tell if the world is ready for it.









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5-16-2008 @ 7:47PM
GL said...
It's a conspiracy against bad films!
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5-16-2008 @ 9:37PM
Franklin said...
Regarding that poll: I interpret it as there are way less than 1 million people who know who Boll is.
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5-16-2008 @ 10:27PM
the_boo said...
Dear Uwe,
It's not a conspiracy, you're films do so poorly that the theatre owners loose money on your films. From now on your films will be lucky to get straight to DVD releases and your video game films are just going to be Sci-Fi channel movies of the week. Sorry, you're just not as good as you seem to think you are, I don't know if it's flat out arrogance or if you are like the poor kids that show up to American Idol auditions thinking they are the best singers in the world because their mothers said they are.
I wish you the best in all your endeavors however I feel that if you continue to pursue directing you will be very disappointed in the result.
Sincerely,
Boo
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5-18-2008 @ 1:55AM
DylanG said...
My point is that prior to In the Name of the King, despite having numerous failures, he had no trouble securing a semi-large release for it. That one failure wouldn't change it so that only four theatres would accept his next movie.
I mean, lets face the facts here. His movies do bad. But for almost 100% of the theatres to turn his film down is ridiculous. It points to censorship. Theatres in my neighborhood are still playing 2 month old flops (Run Fatboy Run, Superhero Movie) that probably get a few audience members a day. Postal might not have gotten the 1500 theatres he expected, but it should have had no trouble securing 100 at least.
Postal was banned from these theatres because of the content. Full frontal male nudity, lampooning 9/11, babies being shot. That's why. If not, theatres would have at least allowed him to rent the space, as they would make guaranteed money off of that.
5-18-2008 @ 11:24AM
the_boo said...
see that's the thing, it wasn't banned, it was never picked up. It's not censorship if the theatre owners know there will be backlash from the customer base because they chose to carry the film. Uwe's business model doesn't work anymore now that his tax shelter is gone. He couldn't afford to rent the auditoriums to screen his film in anyway, in order to rent a house most chains charge you for every ticket in the auditorium. That means an average size auditrium would cost him $27,000 just for the weekend, just one. You can break down the math from there, but the money just doesn't exist. It would be censorship if someone told the theatres they couldn't play the movie, but that's not the case, they CHOSE not to because there is no money for them, remember he doesn't have a distributor anymore so there is no-one making the kind of deals for him that most distributors make such as the "you're gonna lose money on this film, but we'll give you the big one at a better rate" deal. I have a fairly intimate knowledge of these systems. I can assure you, the decision is purely financial.
5-23-2008 @ 3:40PM
DylanG said...
It wasn't banned by the most literal sense of the word, but it was boycotted and it was due to the content, not financial reasons. As I've stated, theatres in my neighborhood are still playing movies like "Run Fatboy Run" and "Deception". I guarantee "Postal" will make more on a per theatre average this weekend than those are. I'd buy your claim about it being financial if it wasn't for the fact that I work in a theatre and they constantly get movies that are obviously going to bomb. Hell, we got a movie called Kenny about a plumber, which got about ten people per showing and it was from a no-name distributer that couldn't have bargained down prices.
I can't speak on the rental business (I know nothing about that), but I'm positive this has to do with the content of the film, and not the financial aspects.
5-17-2008 @ 1:25AM
DylanG said...
This has everything to do with the content of the film. In the Name of the King had no trouble getting into theatres a few months ago, despite Boll's track record. That one failure wouldn't be enough to have every theatre chain boycott his film only a few months later.
I think that this has to do with the controversial opening sequence, in which 9/11 is mocked. That's probably why it was boycott and it's a shame, as it looks like a hilarious movie.
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5-17-2008 @ 4:27PM
the_boo said...
It may have opened on just over 1,000 screens, but it only has grosses posted for 2 weekends. That means the theates and the studios all lost money on that movie. It has nothing to do with some grand censorship conspiracy and everything to do with him not being worth the paper he's printed on.
5-17-2008 @ 11:33AM
Jen said...
Although I will never see this movie, I feel kinda sorta just a wee bit bad for him.
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5-17-2008 @ 2:50PM
Scott Weinberg said...
"Any multiplex in the U.S. should have space for us, but they're afraid."
He's absolutely right. They're afraid of wasting one of their auditoriums on a film that won't make a dime, especially during the early summer season when there's actual money to be made.
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5-19-2008 @ 2:17PM
airtoast said...
Poor Boll! Hopefully his next, and mercifully last, video game movie, Far Cry, will at least make it into half a theater.
BTW, I predicted all of this "Postal" stuff over a year ago:
http://community.allgames.com/profiles/blog/show?id=502933%3ABlogPost%3A15273
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5-23-2008 @ 5:36PM
David said...
I have seen this movie. I went to Tuscon and caught a screening of it a couple of months ago. This movie is HILARIOUS!! I know Uwe's past movies have given a new definition to the word "suck" but this one is unlike all of them. And this movie WAS picked up by the theatres and then subsequently dropped because they got to see it. The company that created the game (Running With Scissors) was the ones that were going to rent the screens. The money was offered and they still turned it down. This was not a financial decision but I don't think it's a conspiracy against Uwe either. I'm positive that nobody wants the backlash of showing a movie that makes Bush and Osama friends that planned the attacks together. Not to mention the 9/11 scene. Would you want to be working in a theatre in New York when that movie opened?
All in all, I can't blame the theatres for their decision. It's a GREAT movie but a bit to contraversal for the up tight masses.
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