The Geek Beat: Illumination
Filed under: Classics, Fandom, George Lucas, Steven Spielberg, The Geek Beat

With the fourth Indiana Jones film arriving in theaters this week, a single debate seems to be raging across the Internet; it rages even now over at my favorite geek haunt: Which is better, Temple of Doom or Last Crusade? I had to stay out of it because I've been pondering this Indy Week piece for too long to risk ripping off someone else's ideas. (So, Phantom Zone, consider this my two cents – and I will see you shortly!) I hope you will crave my indulgence with this piece, and not just dismiss me as that girl you hated in Old English, or rip out my heart and show it to me.
I'm a Last Crusade girl. All the way ... and it's partly nostalgia. The movie came out when I was in the best year of grade school. We all discussed it over lunch, and the best ways to reenact it on the playground. Oddly, while I got to be Kim Basinger when we played Batman, it never occurred to the boys to make me be Elsa Schneider. We were all our own versions of Indy. I remember the "name of God" scene to be one of our favorites, and we all came up with horrible creatures to be under each letter, collapsing in laughter when we decided J should be "Jack in the Box."
I'm a Last Crusade girl. All the way ... and it's partly nostalgia. The movie came out when I was in the best year of grade school. We all discussed it over lunch, and the best ways to reenact it on the playground. Oddly, while I got to be Kim Basinger when we played Batman, it never occurred to the boys to make me be Elsa Schneider. We were all our own versions of Indy. I remember the "name of God" scene to be one of our favorites, and we all came up with horrible creatures to be under each letter, collapsing in laughter when we decided J should be "Jack in the Box."
In adulthood, I not only owed my history degree to a long cherished desire to be Indy, but that early dose of Grail legend helped nudge me into a medievalist. More than that, I earned a gold star on at least one occasion in Chaucer. While I was good at all things English, I was famous for my stupidity in linguistics. So imagine my professor's surprise when my hand shot up in answer to her query: "Why didn't Chaucer write a J into his alphabet poem?" "Because in the Latin alphabet, J is an I." "How on earth did you know that, Miss Rappe?" "Because Indy forgets and misspells Jehovah." In Scotland, I had my own "the tomb of Sir Richard!" moment when I followed a badly drawn map to the tomb of Bishop Wishart. While it wasn't exactly the second marker to the Grail, I knew how Indy felt.
But those are the personal reflections. The "professional" (ha!) reason I hold Last Crusade to be the better of the Indy prequel/sequels is because it is the perfect medieval quest. That is why I kicked and screamed against a fourth installment for so long. One element that makes an Indy film successful is a level of pseudo-history. When Dr. Jones delivers a lecture on Tanis and the Staff of Ra, there isn't a question of suspending disbelief. Indy convinces you that it's a level of arcane knowledge that you too would know if you had a Ph.D in archeology. The same held true for Last Crusade, and not Temple of Doom. With all the talk of fortune and glory, a vaguely interesting artifact, and a badly represented culture, it just didn't work. It was fun, it was a thrill ride ... but it wasn't the brains we expect from Indiana Jones. Last Crusade, on the other hand, was. Spielberg and Lucas managed, intentionally or not, to reach a level of literary and historic allusion that few films pull off successfully.
Within the first half hour, Last Crusade manages to reach the historic-fiction level of Raiders, when Jones and Donovan discuss the "bedtime story" of the three knights. If you know your Arthurian legends, this is clearly a "historic" version of the three knights who did find the Grail – Percival, Lancelot and Galahad. Percival fails to retrieve it because he lacks wisdom to ask the right questions of the Fisher King, Lancelot is allowed only a glimpse because he is impure, Galahad succeeds because he is the most holy. So profound is his encounter with the Grail that he slowly disappears from the mortal plane and ascends to heaven. Indiana Jones, grounded in pseudo-myth as it is, doesn't get that fantastical – but all three brothers meet a similar fate. Two return to Europe with the knowledge after a glimpse at the Grail, while the third remains behind to guard it because he is the most pure. Incidentally, I have always maintained that the Grail of Last Crusade didn't actually bestow immortality, not in the way all the characters believed it did. Maybe if you stayed behind to guard it, you could physically live forever – but I believe the immortality granted was the kind Galahad achieved; something more metaphysical in nature.
Indy and his father find themselves mimicking this age-old quest when they try to beat the Nazis to the Grail. Again and again, Henry Jones Sr. tries to make his son see that the search is about wisdom; something poor Indy doesn't understand. He is a kind of Percival, a man who doesn't ask the right questions and who snubs his father's knowledge until it is nearly too late. In fact, I would venture to say that Jones Sr. has the unfortunate role of playing the wounded Fisher King, who Indy has to save with the Grail. The lack of wisdom and faith is, naturally, what destroys both Elsa Schneider and Donovan. And it is Indy's own sin, like Lancelot's, which costs him the Grail and nearly his life.
There aren't just Arthurian allusions to Last Crusade. It also takes on the trappings of a medieval morality play. Indy and his father must overcome the evil temptress. Elsa exists merely to be medieval literature's favorite device – a beautiful, promiscuous woman! There are monsters, rivaling any dragon or troll, in the form of Nazis and tanks. Finally, there's just simple greed. The lust for the Grail that kills Elsa and Donovan (and nearly kills Indy) is pretty similar to the gruesome fate that befalls the three men in "The Pardoner's Tale." Medieval literature is chock full of these lessons – shiny prizes equal death.
But most importantly, in medieval quest literature (especially when it concerns the Grail), it isn't the finale that is important, but the journey. And we realize this at the end of Last Crusade, too. "What was it you found, Dad?" "Illumination." Not only is it the theme of a Grail quest, but it is the ultimate point of the movie – the Jones' are enlightened about each other, their relationship, about history, myth, and faith ... the list goes on. Thus, Last Crusade is more than a Raiders rehash; a goofy father-son action piece. It is, in the words of Marcus Brody, "man's search for the divine in all of us." That's why it is better than Temple of Doom, that is why it is as nearly good as Raiders, and ultimately, why I will always feel Indiana Jones should have remained a trilogy. You can't beat a series of films that ends with illumination. You can't mess with the quest motif.
Then again, I hear Kingdom of the Crystal Skull is pretty good...









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5-20-2008 @ 2:11PM
BondsBabe said...
Raiders is of course my favourite but since we're choosing strictly between the Temple of Doom and Last Crusade, I'd have to go with last Crusade as well. Though I was just a little girl, when Temple came out I just did not like Kate Capshaw's Willie Scott, she was no Marion to me. Though to be honest I didn't much care for Elsa either.
I was already in love with Sean Connery from his King Agamemnon role in Time Bandits, and of course as James Bond in my first taste of the Connery's Bond in Diamonds Are Forever so though just hit my teens when Crusade came out, that little girl in me still loved Sean Connery and Indiana Jones too. So that combo to me alone was a good reason to enjoy Last Crusade. Though my boyfriend still thinks Connery was too good for the role of Henry Jones Sr.
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5-20-2008 @ 2:24PM
Gustavo Brunetti said...
Not only that, Ms Rappe, but Last Crusade is also a perfect exemple when you want to explain the three-act structure of many movies. I'm a Last Crusade man, too. In fact, it's my favorite of the trilogy.
But the reason why I think Indy is not really Indy in Temple of doom is that he's a true Hollywood hero in ths movie. In Raiders and in Last Crusade, Indy was after the artifacts because of the artifacts, because of the prestige that would come after finding them, whereas in Temple of Doom, he's after a stone that would be "just a stone" in a museum in order to save a bunch of helpless villagers. That is, he selflessly risks his life. Is this the Indy that shoots tha knife-spinning man in Raiders? I don't think so.
Not that I don't like selfless heroes. But I like Indy better.
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5-20-2008 @ 3:09PM
Akbar Fazil said...
TOD all the way.
Crusade is a pale comparison to the two previous films. So much they had to go to the Raiders well again instead of making something new and different. I would have accepted that but making Sallah and Brody into comic relief bumbling fools destroyed the film.
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5-20-2008 @ 4:38PM
Moo said...
I hate to ride the fence but i go back and forth on this one. I DO think that Last Crusade gets a lot of unworthy grief, tho.
The action is flat out better in TOD...no question there, I think. The railcar sequence is one of the best pure action sequences in movie history.
But one of my favorite things about Indy is that the "MacGuffin" is more than just a MacGuffin in Raiders and (to a lesser extent...but still greater than in TOD) in Last Crusade. The Ark and the Grail have far greater weight as a quest object than the Sankara Stones do. They are mysterious. They have their own gravitas that the Stones lack.
I just used "gravitas" and "MacGuffin" in the same paragraph, i wonder how many other cheesy buzzwords i can insert?
Anyway, the Grail is kinda played out now after Davinci Code, but at the time LC came out it was still mysterious and fascinating. That's why I think LC works.
It's not perfect. I agree that they dumbed down Brody a little too much (but i still like the fish out of water aspect of it. He's an academic not a field man). But it's still a hell of a lot of fun and a film very worthy of being in the trilogy.
I hope the same can be said of Kingdom!!
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5-20-2008 @ 7:18PM
Akbar Fazil said...
To your westernized christian faith based view the Grail and the Ark might carry more weight. I for one was glad that TOD broke out of that mold but was saddend with all the religions/myths/what not in this world they had to go back to the JudeoChristian well again.
5-20-2008 @ 7:48PM
Moo said...
Clearly I do come from a Judeo-Christian background, but the Ark and the Grail are firmly rooted specific "artifacts" of Judeo-Christian mythology. Yes I use the term mythology as I am not, myself, religious.
The Sankara Stones are...at best, loosely based upon Lingam, stone (or other) manifestations/totems of the Hindu god Shiva. Shiva, of course, is mentioned in TOD so that's why, as I understand it, the Stones are thought of as Lingam. There are no references that I'm aware of in Hindu mythology to The "Sankara Stones" as there are in Judeo-Christian mythology and accompanying/subsequent literature to the Ark and the Grail. Please someone correct me if I'm wrong here.
Anyway, that's just a long-winded and possibly ignorant way of saying that i find artifacts with dozens or hundreds of literary works published about them to carry more weight than something Lucas largely made up because Spielberg didn't want to do a Haunted House story...
5-20-2008 @ 6:10PM
DS said...
Temple of Doom all the way. "Last Crusade" feels like a cheap knock-off version of Indy. The sets look fake, the special effects are awful, the plot is slapped together and vague. Sean Connery is excellent and the tank chase is okay, if a bit too jokey, but otherwise it is a pale shadow of an Indy movie. "Temple of Doom" is tightly plotted, slickly made, spectacular.
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5-20-2008 @ 8:00PM
Ben B. said...
Bless you and this ridiculously awesome article, for you have so eloquently put into words what I have been thinking for the past 20 years. I could never quite put it what was so great about Last Crusade, and you hit it right on the head.
Now I feel illuminated.
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5-20-2008 @ 8:07PM
Moo said...
copy and paste it in the zone and pass it off as your argument.
I think that's what i'm gonna do...
heheheh
5-21-2008 @ 6:43AM
bowenbloke said...
Ben B isn't me. Nice try Papa, taking the Zone crap onto poor LS' blog. You will pay. You've betrayed Shiva.
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5-21-2008 @ 6:55AM
bowenbloke said...
By the way, as much as I can understand the referencing of Elsa as a medieval device, I find that a bit of a stretch in defending a generally weakly-written and played character. This aint medieval literature anymore, this is modern scriptwriting, casting and acting.
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5-21-2008 @ 7:09AM
Elisabeth said...
How does making her into a medieval archetype defend her as a character?
THAT post comes later today. ;)
I should have known there were Zoner games afoot...
5-21-2008 @ 12:06PM
Moo said...
you're both banned.
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5-21-2008 @ 12:29PM
Tigerlily said...
I always felt Last Crusade was a fitting end to the Indiana Jones movies. You said it so well, it was a journey and "the Jones' are enlightened about each other, their relationship, about history, myth, and faith ... "
The quest was completed, they ride off into the sunset, better men for what they have learned and experienced. I prefer to remember Indy that way, at his peak, riding off to new adventures. It's hard to see your heroes age, and worse yet, for their creators to even hint at replacing them with younger blood
But, a hand off installment, that perhaps ended in the way Last Crusade began, with Indy placing his hat on the head of a young man....could be quite poignant if done well.
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