Insert Caption: Sex and the City
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Welcome back to another edition of Insert Caption -- the game Carrie Bradshaw plays whenever she's all dressed up with nowhere to go (see photo below). Last week, we asked you folks to bring us back some funny captions from your trip to Narnia for The Chronicles of Narnia: Prince Caspian, and that you did! Congrats to Anthony G. for his inspired caption below ...
1. "According to Mapquest this is where the renaissance fair should be." -- Anthony G.
2. "The interns on Dr. Moreau's island weren't quite sure what they got themselves into after putting on their new uniforms" -- Josh B.
3. "Introducing the cast of High School Musical: Braveheart Edition." -- Kirby H.
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This week, we all have sex on the mind -- and I wonder why? Could it be because the gals from Sex and the City are about to make their big-screen debut? I think mayyybe ... Since Carrie, Samantha, Charlotte and Miranda are four very special ladies in our lives, we decided to give away some very special gifts to those who provide us with the best captions for the photo below. That being said, one grand prize winner will receive one Sex and the City Collector's Edition DVD set with all six seasons of the hit show, two different Sex and the City movie posters and one Sex and the City soundtrack. Meanwhile, two runners up will receive the two different posters and the Sex and the City soundtrack (info on the soundtrack after the jump). Not bad, huh? The perfect foreplay before Sex and the City arrives in theaters on May 30. Sound off below ...

See the official rules for this contest
The Sex and the City Soundtrack features brand new songs from Fergie, Jennifer Hudson, Jem and more! Available May 27th. Click here to check it out: http://www.sexandthecitymovie.com/soundtrack.html
1. "According to Mapquest this is where the renaissance fair should be." -- Anthony G.2. "The interns on Dr. Moreau's island weren't quite sure what they got themselves into after putting on their new uniforms" -- Josh B.
3. "Introducing the cast of High School Musical: Braveheart Edition." -- Kirby H.
See full image and all captions
This week, we all have sex on the mind -- and I wonder why? Could it be because the gals from Sex and the City are about to make their big-screen debut? I think mayyybe ... Since Carrie, Samantha, Charlotte and Miranda are four very special ladies in our lives, we decided to give away some very special gifts to those who provide us with the best captions for the photo below. That being said, one grand prize winner will receive one Sex and the City Collector's Edition DVD set with all six seasons of the hit show, two different Sex and the City movie posters and one Sex and the City soundtrack. Meanwhile, two runners up will receive the two different posters and the Sex and the City soundtrack (info on the soundtrack after the jump). Not bad, huh? The perfect foreplay before Sex and the City arrives in theaters on May 30. Sound off below ...

See the official rules for this contest
The Sex and the City Soundtrack features brand new songs from Fergie, Jennifer Hudson, Jem and more! Available May 27th. Click here to check it out: http://www.sexandthecitymovie.com/soundtrack.html









Reader Comments (Page 1 of 7)
5-23-2008 @ 4:08PM
Rich said...
WebMD offers no help on why her STD has grown over her body.
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5-25-2008 @ 10:25PM
annie said...
After 4 years, I cant help but wonder " do all good things come to those who wait".....
5-23-2008 @ 4:16PM
Gina said...
"This will be my last column, as I am being eaten alive by hideous furry gray mold."
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5-23-2008 @ 4:20PM
Tommy Liu said...
What would Doogie Howser write?
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5-23-2008 @ 4:25PM
Kyp said...
www.webmd.com. Symptom search. Let's see, "Sprouting tentacles."
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5-23-2008 @ 4:34PM
Brian said...
Dear Diary,
Today's rehearsal for Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer went especially well! Although I had my heart set on playing Yukon Cornelius, I think the Abominable Snowman suits me just fine.
Love,
Bumble
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5-23-2008 @ 4:35PM
Nick said...
"And that's when I realized: even a well placed voice over won't be able to save me from this hideous top."
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5-23-2008 @ 4:38PM
Jay said...
Her transformation from socialite to yeti nearly complete, Carrie writes her final, twisted column.
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5-23-2008 @ 4:41PM
John said...
Dear Abby.........
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5-23-2008 @ 4:41PM
feebo said...
Why is it your lover just wants to sweep you off your feet, take you for a romantic ride around Central Park, but the second he's your husband he buys you in a Yeti costume?
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5-23-2008 @ 4:43PM
ajtaormin said...
And with one final blow, I brought down the mighty snuffleupagus.
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5-23-2008 @ 4:51PM
Joe Piarulli said...
And so, after buying this laptop and coat, I have no money left for heating and have had to move from New York to Delaware City.
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5-23-2008 @ 5:01PM
Adi B said...
Curious... I never realized how much my hands looked like John McCain's.
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5-23-2008 @ 5:04PM
William Goss said...
All this porn spam an-- what's this? Ferris Bueller's Pants Off?!? HONEY...!
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5-23-2008 @ 5:12PM
rex said...
I couldn't help but wonder, had my desires to look young, fashionable and fabulous led to dressing like a sea cucumber?
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5-23-2008 @ 5:16PM
Kurt said...
"youth serum not working on hands" Googled the wicked witch.
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5-23-2008 @ 5:18PM
Brent Todd said...
After successfully splicing my head with the body of a fly and the hands of Jeff Goldblum I only look now to get the legs of an ostrich to make my new self complete.
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5-23-2008 @ 5:19PM
Hagamaba said...
I have no idea why the whores who read cosmo consider me a icon of fashion.
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5-23-2008 @ 5:23PM
Josh said...
Gossip Girl has a midlife crisis and moves to the Overlook Hotel.
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5-23-2008 @ 5:28PM
Mike L. said...
Sarah didn't realize she signed on for a Japanese horror movie until the man-hands slowly materialized from her woolly jacket.
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