Insert Caption: Kung Fu Panda
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Welcome back to another edition of Insert Caption -- the online game that karate chops all its competition in half. Last week, we asked you to give us captions for a photo from the new creepy flick The Strangers. Serious props go out to Kristi S. for cracking us up with one of my personal favorite winning captions of 2008 so far. (And so what if I wound up Netflix-ing Armageddon the other night because of Kristi? Is that so wrong?)
1. "Hurry up!!! Armageddon is on TBS tonight and I don't wanna miss a thing!!!" -- Kristi S.
2. "Liv: Take The Deal!
Scott: No Deal! No. Deal." -- Sam S.
3. "Mr. Tyler, put down the ax and allow me to explain. SHE was the one hitting on ME." -- Dodd A.
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I don't know if you're aware, but this week everybody (including we here at Cinematical) was kung fu fighting. Oh yes, those cats were fast as lightening. In fact, it was a little bit frightening. And ... I'll stop now. Kung Fu Panda has finally arrived in theaters, and we're celebrating by handing one grand prize winner one cast-signed Kung Fu Panda movie poster, one Kung Fu Panda "I Can Find It" book, one stuffed "Po" plush, one pack of Kung Fu Panda Hubba Bubba gum, one Kung Fu Panda McDonalds Happy Meal toy, one Kung Fu Panda "Tigress" pez dispenser and one HP/Kung Fu Panda activity CD. Phew. Get all that? Additionally, two runners-up will get the cast-signed movie poster. Sound off below kung fu caption-ers!
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1. "Hurry up!!! Armageddon is on TBS tonight and I don't wanna miss a thing!!!" -- Kristi S.2. "Liv: Take The Deal!
Scott: No Deal! No. Deal." -- Sam S.
3. "Mr. Tyler, put down the ax and allow me to explain. SHE was the one hitting on ME." -- Dodd A.
See full image and all captions
I don't know if you're aware, but this week everybody (including we here at Cinematical) was kung fu fighting. Oh yes, those cats were fast as lightening. In fact, it was a little bit frightening. And ... I'll stop now. Kung Fu Panda has finally arrived in theaters, and we're celebrating by handing one grand prize winner one cast-signed Kung Fu Panda movie poster, one Kung Fu Panda "I Can Find It" book, one stuffed "Po" plush, one pack of Kung Fu Panda Hubba Bubba gum, one Kung Fu Panda McDonalds Happy Meal toy, one Kung Fu Panda "Tigress" pez dispenser and one HP/Kung Fu Panda activity CD. Phew. Get all that? Additionally, two runners-up will get the cast-signed movie poster. Sound off below kung fu caption-ers!
Read the official rules for this contest
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Reader Comments (Page 1 of 3)
6-06-2008 @ 4:17PM
Maureen A said...
Are you sure Weebles wobble but they won't fall down?
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6-06-2008 @ 4:26PM
Nathan said...
One of these pandas is an impostor! Tell me something only the real panda would know.
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6-06-2008 @ 4:26PM
Matt said...
"Um...let's see...
which one of these things is not like the other...
which one of these things doesn't belong..."
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6-06-2008 @ 4:26PM
Tommy Liu said...
So...which one is the dummy here?
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6-06-2008 @ 4:33PM
totoro said...
"his junk waves goodbye? wtf?"
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6-06-2008 @ 4:35PM
blake said...
Silent But Violent... sorry...
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6-06-2008 @ 4:38PM
Brian said...
"Panda, this is an intervention. You're killing yourself with food!"
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6-06-2008 @ 4:39PM
ray friesen said...
I wish I had a hat like Crane's...
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6-06-2008 @ 4:41PM
ajtaormin said...
We were gone for just a second and we return to find you using a "different" type of kung fu on the doll. Not pleased.
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6-06-2008 @ 4:48PM
Mariah said...
Which one's the panda?
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6-06-2008 @ 4:50PM
daniel herrera said...
im sorry mr panda it appears we have some bad news. your weight watchers endorsement deal did not come through and they blame your nose picking .
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6-06-2008 @ 4:59PM
Tommy Liu said...
I don't think we should play Duck Duck Goose. It just...doesn't feel right.
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6-06-2008 @ 5:07PM
Alexander said...
Upon introducing his new friend, the panda, Mr. Squigly-lips never anticipated the mood to fall so flat.
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6-06-2008 @ 5:24PM
Todd G. said...
so, this human walks into a bar...
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6-06-2008 @ 5:29PM
Nick said...
C'mon, Jack! This isn't King Kong you're fighting. Just hit the thing.
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6-06-2008 @ 5:46PM
n8thegreat said...
As the staring contest wound down, the animate contenders quickly realized their gross miscalculation of the competition's skill.
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6-06-2008 @ 5:51PM
Mike Z. said...
So... These pants do make me look fat, then.
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6-06-2008 @ 5:52PM
Mike Z. said...
Po (literally translated "Calvin") expressed regret, but knew in his heart that when the others left the room, his favorite toy would come to life, and they would have infinite adventures, each of which could be boiled down to a 3-panel comic strip. Except on Sunday. Then it's longer.
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6-06-2008 @ 5:52PM
Ben B. said...
This just isn't working guys. I honestly think I should move to the San Diego Zoo. I hear they let us watch porn there.
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6-06-2008 @ 6:46PM
Consequence said...
Look, it's not what you think; the Weeble and I were just talking...
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