Insert Caption: The Love Guru
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Welcome back to another edition of Insert Caption -- the game where you don't have to be a guru in order to win fabulous movie-related prizes. Last week, we asked you to point, laugh and get your caption on with a photo of two heads (belonging to Steve Carell and Anne Hathaway) from the film Get Smart. And that you did! Congrats go out to David R. for turning us on and off in the same sentence.

1. "That better be your shoe-phone, Max." -- David R.
2. "Um, I think we are just about in over our heads." -- Cherlyn
3. "I told you the Marie Antoinette spa treatment was a bad idea!!" -- Tim
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This week, we're searching for a little love (and advice) from Guru Pitka (Mike Myers) in The Love Guru. Our old friend returns to live-action comedy with this flick about a self-help guru who travels from India to the states to help a star hockey player whose wife left him for a rival athlete. Sound familiar? Have you found yourself in a similar romantic squabble as of late? And are you seeking advice from all the wrong people (like that guy with the wooden leg who keeps asking to square off against you in a game of naked Twister)? Well, look no further my fellow caption-ers, because the three winners from this week will prance away with one The Love Guru Guru Pitka magic 8- ball action figure (pictured right, click to enlarge). This way, next time trouble comes knocking at your heart, you'll have your own personal guru to help steer you in the right direction. Sound off below ...

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1. "That better be your shoe-phone, Max." -- David R.
2. "Um, I think we are just about in over our heads." -- Cherlyn
3. "I told you the Marie Antoinette spa treatment was a bad idea!!" -- Tim
See full image and all captions
This week, we're searching for a little love (and advice) from Guru Pitka (Mike Myers) in The Love Guru. Our old friend returns to live-action comedy with this flick about a self-help guru who travels from India to the states to help a star hockey player whose wife left him for a rival athlete. Sound familiar? Have you found yourself in a similar romantic squabble as of late? And are you seeking advice from all the wrong people (like that guy with the wooden leg who keeps asking to square off against you in a game of naked Twister)? Well, look no further my fellow caption-ers, because the three winners from this week will prance away with one The Love Guru Guru Pitka magic 8- ball action figure (pictured right, click to enlarge). This way, next time trouble comes knocking at your heart, you'll have your own personal guru to help steer you in the right direction. Sound off below ...
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Reader Comments (Page 1 of 3)
6-20-2008 @ 4:16PM
Poppascotch said...
"everyone wanted to be John Malkovich" he thought, no one had the heart to tell him that no one wants to be Verne Troyer
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6-20-2008 @ 4:08PM
rex said...
This is hard to say, but the reason I called the four of you in to my office is to let you know that you are being downsized.
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6-20-2008 @ 4:18PM
Matt said...
"You've all clearly taken it, so you may as well tell me which of you gave Clemens the HGH."
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6-20-2008 @ 4:39PM
Matt Downham said...
Okay, so the height of your careers are just a little below these ceiling tiles...
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6-20-2008 @ 4:45PM
crabbie said...
I can't believe how bad we all suck.
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6-20-2008 @ 4:56PM
G said...
If you want to join the Lollipop Guild, fill out these forms, take a seat and wait for my assistant, Glinda, to call you up.
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6-20-2008 @ 4:59PM
Rich said...
Reducto finally had enough of Freezoid, Zarog & Skon and opened his own law offices.
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6-20-2008 @ 4:59PM
phil.dixon said...
Head, shoulders, knees and toes.....
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6-20-2008 @ 5:00PM
Kathi Fleming said...
You, sir, are no John Malkovich.
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6-20-2008 @ 5:00PM
phil.dixon said...
No, hobbit, you bow to no one......we all bow to you.
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6-20-2008 @ 5:05PM
Royce Ackerman said...
Really Mike? Really? This is the best you could come up with? "He's a midget, give him a tiny office." Great, after five years. You really hit it out of the park. Can't wait to do the same gag in Austin Powers: You Only Shag Twice or whatever.
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6-20-2008 @ 5:17PM
Kurt said...
We're sorry, we thought this was a shrink's office.
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6-20-2008 @ 5:49PM
Mike D said...
You should get rid of those "Eat Me" and "Drink Me" treats in the waiting room.
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6-21-2008 @ 3:11PM
Nick said...
I hate to talk down to you, Guru Pitka, but we just don't need anyone's help bringing pretty ladies into the office.
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6-20-2008 @ 6:53PM
MR.R said...
"Gentlemen, ladies, thank you for coming. Just wanted to let you know I will be playing Mike Meyers credibility in this film"
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6-20-2008 @ 7:02PM
Annie B said...
We really should cut back on smoking the chronic on our lunch break, because that little Dude is really starting to freak me out.
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6-20-2008 @ 8:09PM
GS said...
Looking at Verne Troyer on set to the remake of Being John Malkovich, Mike Myers decided it best to do another comedy
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6-20-2008 @ 7:30PM
Matt N said...
I assure you all that your stimulus tax rebates will be arriving in the mail soon.
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6-20-2008 @ 7:38PM
Gregory Rubinstein said...
"Thank god the set of Being John Malkovich wasn't destroyed in the fire. That saved us a lot of money!"
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6-21-2008 @ 11:38AM
Suraj C. said...
honey, i shrunk the agent
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