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Movie stars can get a stylist, remove those errant eyebrow and nose hairs, and even get some high-dose skin cleaner to make themselves smooth, shiny, and sexy; if all else fails, there are legions of makeup artists to make the men and women of Hollywood look as hot as possible. But there's not much they can do about their tongue prowess. Sometimes, the smooch or sex scene is so bad that it's even obvious on-screen, and on occasion, movie kissing is so bad that those who were forced to endure it remember the moment forever and tell tales about their bad kissing moments.

Defamer has a list titled: Top Ten Worst Kissers in Hollywood: From the 'Icky' to the 'Sweaty' to Tongues That Taste Like Kitty Litter. The folks at Defamer weren't just guessing in compiling the list -- they've gathered quotes from those unlucky suckers who had to experience it for themselves.

There's Helen Mirren saying of Harrison Ford: "he can't kiss -- he finds it impossible to kiss on screen." James McAvoy, meanwhile, says that kissing Angelina Jolie on a film set is "awkward, sweaty, and not very nice." (Sorry to spoil your fantasies, guys!).

But that's not all -- Woody doesn't put effort into it, Leo doesn't have passion, and so on. My favorite of the bunch comes from the Haimster: Corey Haim said of Victoria Beckham: "She does this little grr gnaw thing that felt like a girl gnawing on your lip." I guess the folks at Defamer don't like the sound of that, because Corey also said it was "cool."

Whatever the case, there's a reason these people are paid the big bucks -- it can't be easy to act like you're into a person with questionable intimate talents.