The Geek Beat: Limited Edition
Filed under: Fandom, Comic/Superhero/Geek, The Geek Beat

Every year, this buying frenzy fascinates me, and I find myself gaping at the shelves of action figures, statues, and busts. I covet very little in the way of memorabilia, and I'm always wondering about the people who do. How do they afford it? Where do they put it all? Even on the rare occasion that I do long to own something like Sideshow Collectibles' impeccably dressed Lara Croft, the practical half of me can't comprehend spending that kind of money. Even if I had thousands to drop on such things, I don't think I ever would, for the simple reason that I'd have to dust them. Blech.
Of course, collectibles aren't exclusive to geekdom. But I find the "limited edition" merchandise at conventions to be rather perplexing. I understand why a Mickey Mantle card commands thousands – rarity and historical importance. But I never find it easy to understand why a Lara Croft figure, even if she does have real khaki shorts, can command hundreds. It's only because the industry deems it to be valuable – and I find myself wondering what the hell happens to her when the buyers don't. It's not like there's ever a close-out sale. I know, because I check. And while the saving grace of such purchases is, "It will be worth something, someday!" they very rarely are.
I'm writing as if I don't spend money on crazy geek things. If you read my drivel regularly, you know that I have a weakness for costuming; it's there that I make my nerdiest purchases. Just last week, I broke down and bought Elizabeth Swann's Chinese pirate sword; and while everyone around me acts as though that's perfectly normal, I can't help but feel a little guilty. It cost less than an average trip to Sephora, but there's always the nagging feeling that I shouldn't indulge such nerdy whims. I can rationalize the purchase of cosmetics or designer jeans; but it's difficult to explain, even to myself, why I want such a thing as a sword or a pair of Lara Croft New Rock boots. (Although, to be fair, those boots have come in pretty handy in the Colorado snow. Everyone covets them now.)
But not all of my treasures are wearable, and like any geek, I love boasting about them. On my wall hangs a real piece of The Shire, or as close as I could come to it. It's a piece of New Zealand greenstone that was found in Hobbiton's lake. It's shaped into the One Ring (of course!) and there's only 100 in the whole world. (I have #2, a friend owns #3.) Even casual LOTR fans begged to touch it – which is why it's now sealed behind glass.
All of this preamble is just to turn the spotlight on you guys. I know there's nothing geeks love more than bragging about their collections, and I love hearing about what people buy or have custom-made in the name of geekdom. A few of you have mentioned your guilty geek purchases in the comments, and I want to give you the opportunity to really cut loose. Not only will you help me feel better about buying an Elizabeth Swann sword, you too will know you're not alone in extravagant purchasing. As we have a wide range of readers here, I can discover if anyone actually buys from Sideshow. Maybe one of you even owns a Han Solo encased in carbonite or a lifesized Artoo! I turn it over to you. Go crazy, and tell me everything. (And if you have a Ringwraith to sell for under $1,000 .... )
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7-01-2008 @ 3:00PM
Peter Hall said...
No collectibles on this end, just a one of a kind I wish I had man'ed up and bought last year. I was in Nicosia, Cyprus for work and came across a shop adjacent to the green line that was, unfortunately, closed. In the window was a scrap metal sculpture of a Scout Trooper on a speeder that I fell in love with right away. Only problem was the roughly (after exchange rates)$2k price tag, which would not include shipping for the massive thing.
I still regret not buying it to this day. Now all I have is a glare filled picture of the intricate beauty: http://horrorsnotdead.com/images/scrapmetalspeeder.jpg
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7-01-2008 @ 9:58PM
Moo said...
I've never been much of a collector, at least not since i was a kid (and back then it was baseball cards). Every time i see this stuff the geek juices start a flowin' but for some reason I can never quite pull the trigger.
Having Han encased in carbonite on the wall might be the coolest thing ever, though. I wonder if you can get a bank loan for such things??...
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7-02-2008 @ 1:57PM
Jake said...
I've never been much of a collector of cultural memorabilia (though I did have an awesome set of little Star Trek ships when I was a kid), but I am an avid collector of unusual junk. I think junk appeals to me primarily because of its low price, but I also like the serendipitous aspect to it. You never know when or where you might come across an interesting object - any day of the year can be Christmas!
The pieces of my collection I like most are a coin-operated popcorn machine and a half-dozen submarine porthole windows.
I've known accidental collectors - our favorite geek-turned-stuntman still has his Star Wars royal guard helmet, R2D2 cooler barrel, and 4 1/2 foot long light-up Millennium Falcon, all obtained through contests or sheer chance.
Perhaps my aversion to "normal" collecting comes from working at a business that sold Beanie Babies. Nothing like having to deal with hardcore addicts to make you swear off drugs.
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7-03-2008 @ 11:17AM
Julie Rappe said...
Hey Jake, can I have a porthole window? I'm heavy into anything related to the sea.
I feel for you. Beanie Babies, the creatures hell created, the next great collectible that never came to be. With two daughters, I ended up with three plastic tubs of the little darlings. We finally packed up all but the absolutely can't part withs and a few bears, and donated them to our local Children's Hospital.
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