A Message from the Editor ...

by Erik Davis Jul 30th 2008 // 8:45AM

We now return to our regularly-scheduled programming ...

[insert smiley face here]

7-30-2008 @ 9:11AM

I thought you all were on vacation, enjoying the summer. How odd you should all return prematurely. How odd indeed.

7-30-2008 @ 9:26AM

We were, and then it got lonely and we missed Cinematical and we simply had to come back. Ya know, for the kids and stuff ...

7-30-2008 @ 9:55AM

Wouldn't a marquee have been more appropriate?

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