Insert Caption: Death Race
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Welcome back to another edition of Insert Caption -- the game where you all race to the death to provide us with the best possible captions for photos from upcoming films. Last week we asked you to steal some of our thunder and shoot us your bestest captions for an image from Tropic Thunder. Luckily, we managed to choose three winners without staging a protest, and so congrats to you ... and you ... and you.
1. "They knew something had gone very wrong on the set of Alien 5 when, unexpectedly, Robert Downey Jr. popped out of the soldier's chest." -- Kurt P.
2. OK, this might not be the right time to bring this up ... but I'm pretty sure you still owe me for that last trip to IHOP." -- Jeremy C.
3."You can be my wing man anytime" -- Mike R.
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This week we're strapped in and ready to roll out with the ultra serious Jason Statham (for real, has anyone ever seen this guy smile?), who stars in the new flick Death Race (in theaters August 22). In the film, Statham stars as an ex-con who's forced by the warden of a prison to compete in a car race where severe road rage and the annihilation of your competitors is recommended. The drivers behind our three favorite captions this week will cruise away with one Death Race poster, one Death Race t-shirt, one Death Race tank top, and one Death Race hat. I'd tell you to use all that to create your own Death Race in the comforts of your home ... but something tells me that might not be the greatest idea. Sound off below!
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1. "They knew something had gone very wrong on the set of Alien 5 when, unexpectedly, Robert Downey Jr. popped out of the soldier's chest." -- Kurt P.2. OK, this might not be the right time to bring this up ... but I'm pretty sure you still owe me for that last trip to IHOP." -- Jeremy C.
3."You can be my wing man anytime" -- Mike R.
See full image and all captions
This week we're strapped in and ready to roll out with the ultra serious Jason Statham (for real, has anyone ever seen this guy smile?), who stars in the new flick Death Race (in theaters August 22). In the film, Statham stars as an ex-con who's forced by the warden of a prison to compete in a car race where severe road rage and the annihilation of your competitors is recommended. The drivers behind our three favorite captions this week will cruise away with one Death Race poster, one Death Race t-shirt, one Death Race tank top, and one Death Race hat. I'd tell you to use all that to create your own Death Race in the comforts of your home ... but something tells me that might not be the greatest idea. Sound off below!
Read the official rules for this contest
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Reader Comments (Page 1 of 4)
8-15-2008 @ 4:11PM
Ben B. said...
In the prisons of the future, its all about survival of the baldest.
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8-15-2008 @ 4:19PM
Mike Z. said...
Swag from Spielberg, Hanks, et al? Nice.
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8-15-2008 @ 4:19PM
NP said...
"I said CHOCOLATE milk, motherf____er."
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8-15-2008 @ 4:20PM
Jason said...
You sank my battleship!!
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8-15-2008 @ 4:20PM
Jake Hendricks said...
"If you tell me that your haircut is better than mine...one more time...so help me god."
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8-15-2008 @ 4:25PM
William Gatevackes said...
Does it say Terminator? No? Am I close? Okay. Uh..Terminus? Wait that doesn't even make sense! Why can't get this---wait! Terminal! It says Terminal!
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8-15-2008 @ 5:33PM
Bruce said...
Roger was about to learn just how wrong it was to ask, "Are you going to finish that?"
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8-15-2008 @ 4:36PM
Robni said...
GO... fish.
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8-15-2008 @ 4:43PM
Batzarro said...
"Look, this may be a dangerous prison and all, but that's no excuse for you to show me chewed up food. You're embarassing me in front of the other convicts!"
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8-15-2008 @ 4:48PM
Kurt said...
Before coming up with "Death Race", the warden had experimented briefly with a "Death Staring Contest".
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8-15-2008 @ 4:53PM
Aaron said...
At this very moment the photographer knew dressing up as a naughty teacher for a prison photoshoot was bad idea.
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8-15-2008 @ 4:56PM
killamonk said...
"I cant believe you! I do all the cooking and cleaning for you and you embarrass me in front of your friends."
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8-15-2008 @ 5:08PM
RitchieDon said...
My creamed corn will cost you 2 rolls!
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8-15-2008 @ 5:14PM
Mike De Luca said...
"It's never polite to stare at another man's salisbury steak."
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8-15-2008 @ 5:13PM
Matt said...
One. Two. Three. Four. I. Declare. A. Thumb. War.
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8-15-2008 @ 5:27PM
Corey O. said...
"Rock. Paper. Scissors..."
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8-15-2008 @ 5:35PM
John said...
What do you mean you don't know the lyrics to "Beds are Burning"?
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8-15-2008 @ 5:38PM
Chris said...
"So me and all the guys behind me..well...we just think that we need to liven this place up with color. I mean just look how dull this place is! So...Mr. Terminal we were hoping that you could talk to someone about this awful arrangement...any thoughts?"
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8-15-2008 @ 6:00PM
Adi B said...
Hey! This salsa is made in New York City!
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8-15-2008 @ 6:12PM
John said...
This years prison 'Go Fish' finals were more intense then they had been in years.
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