Insert Caption: Hamlet 2
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Welcome back to another edition of Insert Caption -- the game where we definitely rock it with sexy Jesus all night long. Last week we asked you to strap in Statham-style and race to be the first one to knock us over with a caption for an image from the flick Death Race. Congrats to all three of our winners -- your thirst for speed, prison humor and bald men is quite inspiring to us all.
1. "You sank my battleship!!" -- Jason F.
2. "Unfortunately, the Death Staring Contest proved unpopular." -- Dan N.
3. "In the prisons of the future, its all about survival of the baldest." -- Ben K.
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This week we're trading in our set of death wheels for a little fun with the theater kids as they rock it out in the new comedy Hamlet 2. In the flick (which has been getting great buzz for a long time now), the hilarious Steve Coogan stars as a failed actor-turned-drama teacher who rallies his students around an absurd, politically incorrect staging of, well, Hamlet 2. The aspirings behind our three favorite captions will prance away with one Hamlet 2 t-shirt, one Hamlet 2 wristband, one sexy Jesus action figure, and one Hamlet 2 car air freshener. I personally have the action figure dancing on my desk as we speak and -- um, yeah -- this Jesus is pretty sexy. (Do I go to hell for saying that?) Sound off below!
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1. "You sank my battleship!!" -- Jason F.
2. "Unfortunately, the Death Staring Contest proved unpopular." -- Dan N.
3. "In the prisons of the future, its all about survival of the baldest." -- Ben K.
See full image and all captions
This week we're trading in our set of death wheels for a little fun with the theater kids as they rock it out in the new comedy Hamlet 2. In the flick (which has been getting great buzz for a long time now), the hilarious Steve Coogan stars as a failed actor-turned-drama teacher who rallies his students around an absurd, politically incorrect staging of, well, Hamlet 2. The aspirings behind our three favorite captions will prance away with one Hamlet 2 t-shirt, one Hamlet 2 wristband, one sexy Jesus action figure, and one Hamlet 2 car air freshener. I personally have the action figure dancing on my desk as we speak and -- um, yeah -- this Jesus is pretty sexy. (Do I go to hell for saying that?) Sound off below!
Read the official rules for this contest
Reader Comments (Page 1 of 3)
8-22-2008 @ 4:12PM
Tony said...
Daniel Larusso has nothing on me!
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8-22-2008 @ 4:11PM
Anthony said...
And it was with this single move, kids....that Ralph Macchio won Elisabeth Shue's heart.
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8-22-2008 @ 4:19PM
Rob Stevens said...
"... you put your right foot in, and you shake-it-all-about!"
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8-22-2008 @ 4:33PM
David said...
This is how the crane is really done!!
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8-22-2008 @ 4:24PM
Herb Fitzgerald said...
I call this move - 'HANG ON LITTLE PUPPY - GET THE KEYS OUT OF MY PANT LEG' move. OK, now everyone in the gym standup and try it.
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8-22-2008 @ 4:28PM
Kurt said...
Little known fact: Steve Coogan auditioned to play Daniel in the Karate Kid films, but ultimately was not cast.
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8-22-2008 @ 4:31PM
Ryan said...
Since the school won't teach you the theory of evolution, I have decided to teach it through the wonders of interpretive dance.
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8-22-2008 @ 4:32PM
Chris O said...
Since my leg was injured I had to use the crane move to win the match.
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8-22-2008 @ 4:37PM
Robin said...
The Karate Kid 9 movie is shaping up to be quite good!
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8-22-2008 @ 4:39PM
Dana said...
"...come on you guys I am very clearly a mailbox, I have never seen a group of people so horrible at charades"
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8-22-2008 @ 5:08PM
CPav said...
And then Daniel turns to Laertes and says "I know Polonius was the head of Kobra Kai. This is for what you did to Mr. Miagi, biatch."
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8-22-2008 @ 5:12PM
Ilan said...
LOOK AT ME MR. MIYAGI, I DID IT!!!!
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8-22-2008 @ 5:16PM
Batzarro said...
The crane technique only works when directed at SOMEONE!
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8-22-2008 @ 5:17PM
Scott K. said...
"Don't you see? The Karate Kid is our Hamlet. 'To be or not to be.' 'Wax on, wax off.' It's the same!"
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8-22-2008 @ 5:32PM
Mike Z. said...
Aaaaay Macarena!
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8-22-2008 @ 5:38PM
David H. said...
"Who is the true lord of the dance now Michael Flatley?"
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8-22-2008 @ 5:37PM
Mike Z. said...
West Mesa Stallions! ::makes whinnying noise::
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8-22-2008 @ 5:36PM
icandigthat said...
When stalking an Elizabeth Shue in the her native element, the proper means of approach goes a little something like....
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8-22-2008 @ 5:51PM
John said...
You put your right foot in ... and you shake it all about. Hamlet does the Hokey Pokey with Jesus.
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8-22-2008 @ 5:55PM
Ben B. said...
An awkward silence befell the student body as the sex ed teacher taught them the mating ritual of the elusive Elizabeth Shue.
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