Fan Made: Hilarious 'Juneau' Poster

I know you spend more time learning how to clean up after the grandkids than you do the english language in high school in the deep south, but the word is spelled "chauvinism".

If Caribou Barbie doesn't like it, she can always quit. The same goes for you, Chicklit. I'd hate to have heard what you toothless inbreds would have had to say if Chelsea had gotten pregnant at 17.

Mainly because I'm sure it would have been grammatically atrocious.

Eddie, you smug, hostile asshole. Because her mom's a Republican, it's OK to trash a17y.o. girl? You disagree with Chicklit, so she must be an illiterate grandma from the deep south?

Regardless, it's this kind of sneering disdain that is driving up support for Ms. Palin so, by all means, keep it up.

I'm not trashing her because she's a Republican. I'm trashing her because like Mark Foley heading up measures for the prevention of pedophilia in congress, she's running on "family values" and the disdain for anyone who doesn't agree with her "morality", at least whatever morality allows her to look down on others while not requiring her to teach her daughter to keep her legs closed (or at the very least use some Godless Communist birth control).

If she wasn't pretending to be den mother for all of America, I have no problem leaving what happens in her family squarely in her family. Have you ever thought that maybe her daughter would consider "killing babies" if she didn't have the national spotlight and the support of (what I assume to be) a loving family? What about the thousands of girls across the country whose kids won't be born with that silver spoon in their mouths? Too bad? Tough luck? We need to support our kids with modern solutions to modern problems, not more of the same "my way or the highway" approach.

I have no problem if you believe abortion is wrong- I do too. But don't pretend that leaving our teens without options will make them toughen up and stop having premarital sex, because (obviously) it won't, but it will lead to more aborted or unwanted living children, and that is a disgrace to the America I know and love. Especially when your party's economic policies have put our kids' hearts and minds on the free market of advertising and entertainment, letting the dollar determine their attitudes towards sexuality and promiscuity...

But I'm sure I'm the asshole here.

"But I'm sure I'm the asshole here."

Finally, some closure!

I've always said Caribou Barbie has two chances to win my vote: the bikini portion of the presidential race, and the talent competition.

Just the thought of Joe Biden in short-esque shorts gives me the heeby jeebies.