Insert Caption: Righteous Kill
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Welcome to another edition of Insert Caption -- where your comments are righteous and the prizes are, indeed, killer. Last week we asked you to have a laugh with George Clooney and Frances McDormand, and then leave a caption for a photo from their new movie Burn After Reading. Warning: The only thing the following winning captions are burning is a giant hole in your funny bone. (Okay, that was lame ...)
1. "Frannie's reaction to George's "stretch move" was one for which he was totally unprepared." Charles P.
2. "While the general consensus was that Syriana was a somber geopolitical thriller about the unintended consequences of the U.S.'s dependence on foreign oil, those who actually "got" it found the movie to be quite funny..." Matt S.
3. "Although Frances was enjoying the movie, George's good time was tempered by the realization that he shouldn't have put butter on the popcorn and still utilized the old "cut a hole in the bottom of the bucket" trick." -- Ray R.
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This week we're ready to rumble with a coupla goodfellas from the neighborhood, if you know what I mean. These guys ... these are good guys, and you may know them by their street names: Robert De Niro and Al Pacino. Both star as two tough New York City detectives in Righteous Kill (in theaters today), and the one lucky sonuvagun behind our favorite caption will sneak away with one Righteous Kill DVD gift pack containing The Godfather, Scarface & Heat and one Righteous Kill movie poster. Talk about an offer you can't refuse. Sound off below!
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1. "Frannie's reaction to George's "stretch move" was one for which he was totally unprepared." Charles P.2. "While the general consensus was that Syriana was a somber geopolitical thriller about the unintended consequences of the U.S.'s dependence on foreign oil, those who actually "got" it found the movie to be quite funny..." Matt S.
3. "Although Frances was enjoying the movie, George's good time was tempered by the realization that he shouldn't have put butter on the popcorn and still utilized the old "cut a hole in the bottom of the bucket" trick." -- Ray R.
See full image and all captions
This week we're ready to rumble with a coupla goodfellas from the neighborhood, if you know what I mean. These guys ... these are good guys, and you may know them by their street names: Robert De Niro and Al Pacino. Both star as two tough New York City detectives in Righteous Kill (in theaters today), and the one lucky sonuvagun behind our favorite caption will sneak away with one Righteous Kill DVD gift pack containing The Godfather, Scarface & Heat and one Righteous Kill movie poster. Talk about an offer you can't refuse. Sound off below!
Read the official rules for this contest
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Reader Comments (Page 1 of 4)
9-12-2008 @ 4:05PM
Joseph said...
"What are we doing here?"
"I stopped reading scripts a decade ago."
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9-12-2008 @ 4:11PM
Mike said...
Neither wanted to look to see which of their careers lie under that sheet.
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9-12-2008 @ 4:14PM
Matt said...
"What the eff, Bobby! I had three homicides in the precinct pool last week and they all gotta die this week instead."
"It's a shame, Al, an effing shame."
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9-12-2008 @ 4:17PM
Geri said...
Isn't this whole white sheet/police tape deal a little excessive for a horse's head?
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9-12-2008 @ 4:18PM
Kevin said...
"So is that your career or mine?"
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9-12-2008 @ 4:24PM
Matt said...
deniro: oof, this body been layin' in the sun for days. look what it
did to my face! the smell burns my nostrils!!
pacino: i'll just stick this car air freshner under this sheet here
and that should freshen him up. hey, why ain't we retired yet?
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9-12-2008 @ 4:26PM
John Roberts said...
The officers had no idea who killed The Count, but they know there were at least 1! 2! 3! 3 spent bullet casings near his body.
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9-12-2008 @ 4:40PM
Lauren Lee said...
"Bob, which of these toe tags should I attach to the body: Not Dead, Mostly Dead, or All Dead?"
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9-12-2008 @ 4:42PM
Brice_J said...
DeNiro and Pacino are probably better off not looking under the sheet..it very well could be "Righteous Kill."
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9-12-2008 @ 4:48PM
Jeremiah said...
"Tickets to "Mamma Mia"? Yeah, the bastard deserved to die."
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9-12-2008 @ 4:51PM
Brant said...
Y'know, Al, I'm real happy you two decided to renew your vows. But next time you might want to encourage Bev to buy a dress with a shorter train.
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9-12-2008 @ 4:49PM
Curtis said...
Bob, did we really need to kill that blogger that gave us such a bad review?
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9-15-2008 @ 10:29AM
SM1L3Z said...
ok ill trade you my alfred nightwing and and two-face for you joker
no way i want your harley quin
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9-12-2008 @ 4:56PM
Jay said...
This poor horse has been beaten four ways from Sunday. Lets find the paychecks and get outta here.
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9-12-2008 @ 4:59PM
Jonathan Kuhn said...
For the last time, NO, he wasn't talking to you!
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9-12-2008 @ 5:05PM
Jordan said...
Judging by these tickets, looks like we found the one guy who went to go see 88 Minutes...
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9-12-2008 @ 5:09PM
Kanah Fuller said...
I'm tellin' ya one last time, Al, this isn't the time to look at your vacation pictures!
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9-12-2008 @ 5:08PM
LOs said...
Pacino: "ju kno, pretty soon we're gonna look like this"
De Niro: "This isn't Scarface, Al"
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9-12-2008 @ 5:14PM
Brent Todd said...
Hey look what I found, a rare mint condition Garbage Pail Kid card of Up Chuck from series 1. Now my collection is complete.
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9-12-2008 @ 5:33PM
E-Rock said...
"So this is what happened to Pesci"
"I know...it's sad...the poor guy didn't even get the chance to become overrated"
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