Say What: Could Megan Fox Learn How to Become a Jedi?

Today in Russian Stripper Weekly: Who cares about the markets crashing when GQ files a story titled Megan Fox Was A Teenage Lesbian?

Yes, while those of you unemployed out there are scurrying about to find new work, you'll most certainly take comfort in knowing that actress Megan Fox informed GQ Magazine that she once had a lesbian affair with a Russian stripper. Um, Megan, who hasn't? She tells the mag, "I want people to know me through the movies I do. I want to be judged on that. If you start becoming famous for your personal life, that's when your career goes away." What about being famous because you're hot? Is that enough? Also in the interview, Fox goes after the Mouse House ("F*ck Disney") and wonders "Who's given a hand job since seventh grade? Not me." When asked whether her character would have more to do in Transformers 2, Fox -- and this is why I love her -- simply replied, "Transformers 2 is directed by Michael Bay." Translation: They have me wearing a more expensive push-up bra this time around. Read the full interview here.

But what if Fox wanted to shed her bad lesbian girl image and, instead, learn how to become a real Jedi? Could she? Are there classes she could take? Funny you should ask: Beginning this November, Queen's University Belfast will begin offering a class called Feel the Force: How to Train in the Jedi Way. According to the course description, folks can "Learn the real-life psychological techniques behind Jedi mind-tricks - mindfulness, instinct, serenity, empathy, influence, flow. Light sabres not provided!" Wait, so if Fox was in one hit movie and has graced the cover of practically every major magazine, then maybe she's already a Jedi? Regardless, call me when this class hits the states -- I'm signing right up! [via io9]