Insert Caption: Nights in Rodanthe
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Welcome back to another installment of Insert Caption -- the game that's nothing compared to a romantic night in Rodanthe. Last week we asked you to cough up a caption for those fellas from Righteous Kill, Robert De Niro and Al Pacino. Congrats to Matt N (who grabs an excellent DVD pack featuring The Godfather, Scarface and Heat) for a caption we definitely won't fughetabout.

1. "This is interesting... he just saved a bunch of money on his car insurance." -- Matt N.
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Once again, this week we're reuniting with a memorable on-screen duo and celebrating the romantic Nights in Rodanthe, starring Richard Gere and Diane Lane. And once again, Diane Lane seems to be the unfaithful one (what is it with these two?) as she, playing an unhappily married woman, strikes up a spark or two with a doctor (Gere) traveling to to visit his estranged son. The three folks behind our favorite captions will take home one Nights in Rodanthe Sloan Beach/Book Tote with embroidered title treatment, one insulated tote with wine and cheese service for two, two wine charms, one copy of "Nights in Rodanthe," one book light, one Ultra Hyde bookmark, one long sleeved Nights in Rodanthe t-shirt and one key tag photo frame. Now if you can't do a little wooing with all of that ... well, you're on your own. Sound off below.

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1. "This is interesting... he just saved a bunch of money on his car insurance." -- Matt N.
See full image and all captions
Once again, this week we're reuniting with a memorable on-screen duo and celebrating the romantic Nights in Rodanthe, starring Richard Gere and Diane Lane. And once again, Diane Lane seems to be the unfaithful one (what is it with these two?) as she, playing an unhappily married woman, strikes up a spark or two with a doctor (Gere) traveling to to visit his estranged son. The three folks behind our favorite captions will take home one Nights in Rodanthe Sloan Beach/Book Tote with embroidered title treatment, one insulated tote with wine and cheese service for two, two wine charms, one copy of "Nights in Rodanthe," one book light, one Ultra Hyde bookmark, one long sleeved Nights in Rodanthe t-shirt and one key tag photo frame. Now if you can't do a little wooing with all of that ... well, you're on your own. Sound off below.

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Reader Comments (Page 1 of 2)
9-19-2008 @ 4:17PM
Eric Havens said...
Now that you've slid me the actual pictures, I just have to ask; Why a gerbil?
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9-19-2008 @ 4:29PM
Joe said...
So the microphone isn't in the plant? Times sure have changed.
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9-19-2008 @ 4:35PM
clarkjd said...
Lane: This is the nicest Waffle House I have ever been to.
Gere: I hear the triple hashbrown "All the Way," is to die for.
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9-19-2008 @ 4:50PM
Brice_J said...
so, do you think we can just improv this? we've done so many scenes like this before anyway..
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9-19-2008 @ 5:12PM
Ben B. said...
"Its funny. Last night I had a dream that you were banging a Frenchman...and then I killed him...with a snow globe."
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9-19-2008 @ 5:31PM
Mike Z. said...
Now if we can just get Kiefer in here, we'll have ourselves a B- horror picture.
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9-19-2008 @ 5:31PM
will said...
"...a threesome? ...with a young french guy? ...you gotta be f%@king kidding me...."
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9-29-2008 @ 5:53PM
lizzie said...
"I shaid, 'don't look now but the couple at the nexsht table looksh jusht like ush!'. Put your Miracle Ear back in fergodshake, wouldya?"
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9-19-2008 @ 5:41PM
Joseph said...
I'm sorry. Did you say something? I nodded off there for a bit.
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9-19-2008 @ 5:51PM
Brent Todd said...
Waiter to another waiter (not seen): I'm telling you, I bet they could be in the guinness book of world records for this staring contest. It has been going on for over 4 days now!
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9-19-2008 @ 6:03PM
Todd G. said...
Are we finally going to get naked on this one?
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9-19-2008 @ 7:04PM
Kurt said...
We've secretly replaced this couple's '94 Zinfindel with new Folger's Crystals. Let's see if they notice.
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9-19-2008 @ 7:20PM
Frank Townend said...
"Don't look now but there is a couple who looks exactly like us in the next room.
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9-19-2008 @ 7:22PM
Frank Townend said...
After the director yelled "cut" the product placement guy was fired for once again placing the wrong side of the product to the camera.
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9-19-2008 @ 9:40PM
Kathi Fleming said...
Doesn't anyone ever find it creepy that your romantic leads are always at least 15 years your junior? Really. I want to know.
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9-19-2008 @ 11:20PM
Eric D. Snider said...
No, my name isn't Rodanthe, and no, you won't be spending your nights in me.
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9-20-2008 @ 12:45AM
Mr. R said...
Lane: I didn't know your name was Rodanthe and that a rodent had written this movie as an autobiography...interesting!
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9-20-2008 @ 9:05AM
Batzarro said...
Controversial "threesome" with a plant scenes were later cut fromn the film...
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9-20-2008 @ 11:56AM
Brian said...
"Now, if we are going to even THINK about dating again, you need to promise: No more homicidal snow globe action. Deal?"
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9-20-2008 @ 1:01PM
Jassenia said...
Can i be the hot french librarian that you have an affair with this time because last time he got all the action and i just got a dry hump.
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