Insert Caption: How to Lose Friends and Alienate People
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Welcome back to another installment of Insert Caption -- our imaginary award-winning weekly contest in which you won't lose friends and alienate people, but you will walk away with some cool prizes (assuming you make us laugh, like, a lot). Last week we snuggled up next to Richard Gere, Diane Lane and a big box of tissues in preparation for their new flick Nights in Rodanthe, based on the Nicholas Sparks novel. Congrats to our three winners who all somehow managed to write their captions without shedding even one tear.
1. We've secretly replaced this couple's '94 Zinfandel with new Folger's Crystals. Let's see if they notice. -- Kurt P.
2. "Don't look now but there is a couple who looks exactly like us in the next room." -- Frank T.
3. "I'm going to be honest. You looked better on MySpace." -- Kyle S.
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This week we're losing friends and alienating a whole bunch of people while celebrating a new film called -- wait for it -- How to Lose Friends and Alienate People. In the flick, Simon Pegg stars as a British writer who bumbles and fumbles his way through a new gig at a high-profile magazine in New York City. Megan Fox, Gillian Anderson, Jeff Bridges and Kirsten Dunst round out the cast. The folks behind our three favorite captions this week will take away one very cool How to Lose Friends and Alienate People poster signed by the man himself, Simon Pegg. Go for it ...

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1. We've secretly replaced this couple's '94 Zinfandel with new Folger's Crystals. Let's see if they notice. -- Kurt P.2. "Don't look now but there is a couple who looks exactly like us in the next room." -- Frank T.
3. "I'm going to be honest. You looked better on MySpace." -- Kyle S.
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This week we're losing friends and alienating a whole bunch of people while celebrating a new film called -- wait for it -- How to Lose Friends and Alienate People. In the flick, Simon Pegg stars as a British writer who bumbles and fumbles his way through a new gig at a high-profile magazine in New York City. Megan Fox, Gillian Anderson, Jeff Bridges and Kirsten Dunst round out the cast. The folks behind our three favorite captions this week will take away one very cool How to Lose Friends and Alienate People poster signed by the man himself, Simon Pegg. Go for it ...

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Reader Comments (Page 1 of 3)
9-26-2008 @ 4:33PM
Kurt said...
3 seconds into the "2 Girls, One Cup" video, Simon got an uneasy feeling that something bad was going to happen.
He had no idea... no idea...
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10-12-2008 @ 1:19PM
patty said...
Brilliant!!!
9-26-2008 @ 4:34PM
Brent Todd said...
What's so significant about the issues hanging on the wall?
Oh those, I uh, you know, pooped my pants during the photoshoot.
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9-26-2008 @ 4:34PM
Mitch said...
Man that fart gave new meaning to silent but deadly.
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9-26-2008 @ 4:46PM
Frank Townend said...
"Is this seat taken?"
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9-26-2008 @ 4:50PM
Frank Townend said...
"No, the models only look like zombies, they really are alive."
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9-26-2008 @ 4:52PM
Mike D said...
You don't want to do the chicken dance?
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9-26-2008 @ 4:52PM
Frank Townend said...
"Hot Fuzz, NYPD"
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9-26-2008 @ 4:55PM
Movie_Dearest said...
"Dude, I TOLD you not to eat the hard boiled eggs at lunch!"
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9-26-2008 @ 5:47PM
ltg said...
Mind if I do a J?
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9-26-2008 @ 5:53PM
Todd G. said...
No, honestly, you can tell me, it's the tie right?
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9-26-2008 @ 7:04PM
Rich said...
I know my fly is down, you know you want to look more...
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9-26-2008 @ 7:21PM
Jared said...
You should really consider doing that in private.
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9-26-2008 @ 7:22PM
Batzarro said...
No, I do NOT look like a fat Hansons reject!
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9-26-2008 @ 8:47PM
Chaz King said...
Don't pretend you don't hear me. Blonde or bald? I'm not leaving until you answer.
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9-26-2008 @ 9:28PM
Travis Tidmore said...
Let me explain something to you. Um, I am not "Mr. Lebowski". You're Mr. Lebowski. I'm the Dude. So that's what you call me. You know, that or, uh, His Dudeness, or uh, Duder, or El Duderino if you're not into the whole brevity thing.
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9-26-2008 @ 10:49PM
clarkjd said...
Simon Pegg and Jeff Bridges in, "The Big Lebowski II: The Dude Sells Out"
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9-26-2008 @ 11:26PM
Kurifurisan said...
"I don't care what it takes, you get me that picture! Tony Stark was able to photograph that in a cave! With a box of scraps!"
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9-26-2008 @ 11:48PM
lamont said...
Does this shirt make me look fat?
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9-27-2008 @ 12:03AM
Ryan said...
"You do know that being a copy boy is more than just making copies.
Now pull down your pants."
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