Insert Caption: W.
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Welcome back to another installment of Insert Caption -- the game President Bush would love to play ... if only he knew how to find the internet. Zing! Last week we asked you to "go long" for a photo from the new movie The Express, and score you did. Congrats to the three sports who managed to cross into our funny zone. (Get it -- instead of end zone, I said funny zone? Heh ... wait, why aren't you laughing?)
1. "Staring Contest? This is no Staring Contest....This is FOOTBALL!" -- Darren C.
2. 'Coach: Why aren't you playing up to your obvious potential yet?
Player: Because we haven't had the requisite training montage yet!" -- Matt B.
3. "Damn ... Did you hear about O.J.?" -- Chaz K.
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I'm a little afraid of the captions we'll be receiving this week, in honor of the new Oliver Stone flick W. (in theaters October 17), though I'm sure our readers will show a little {cough} respect with their captions. Based on the life and times of our current president (who'll be leaving office in just a few months), W. stars Josh Brolin (as W.) and a whole slew of all stars as some of our most favorite political heroes. The candidates behind our three favorite captions will spin away with one W. poster, one W. t-shirt and a set of six W. shot glasses. Sound off below ...
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1. "Staring Contest? This is no Staring Contest....This is FOOTBALL!" -- Darren C.2. 'Coach: Why aren't you playing up to your obvious potential yet?
Player: Because we haven't had the requisite training montage yet!" -- Matt B.
3. "Damn ... Did you hear about O.J.?" -- Chaz K.
See full image and all captions
I'm a little afraid of the captions we'll be receiving this week, in honor of the new Oliver Stone flick W. (in theaters October 17), though I'm sure our readers will show a little {cough} respect with their captions. Based on the life and times of our current president (who'll be leaving office in just a few months), W. stars Josh Brolin (as W.) and a whole slew of all stars as some of our most favorite political heroes. The candidates behind our three favorite captions will spin away with one W. poster, one W. t-shirt and a set of six W. shot glasses. Sound off below ...
Read the official rules for this contest
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Reader Comments (Page 1 of 4)
10-10-2008 @ 4:12PM
Jonathan Kuhn said...
While Bush meet with his advisers, Cheney checked his Fantasy Football scores.
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10-10-2008 @ 4:15PM
Mike said...
Karl Rove runs his spell checker just in time before George launched his War on Terrier.
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10-10-2008 @ 4:38PM
Steven said...
Karl, which should I choose as my VP running mate?
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10-10-2008 @ 4:57PM
Damon Payne said...
I'll name you Fannie, and I'll name you Freddie...
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10-10-2008 @ 4:35PM
Todd G. said...
listen Cheney and Rumsfeld, I've had about enough of you pooping on the White House lawn
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10-10-2008 @ 4:37PM
Rich said...
Both Bush and Rove check with their advisors before announcing the war in Iraq.
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10-10-2008 @ 4:40PM
thad sexson said...
Thnak you two very much for your votes.
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10-10-2008 @ 4:40PM
thad sexson said...
I'm sure you two voted for me, and i want to thank you very much for those votes
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10-10-2008 @ 4:40PM
Stephen Mergele said...
I'm picking you to be my ambassador to Scotland, cuz you're a scotty dog.
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10-10-2008 @ 4:43PM
scott h said...
what did you say? you know i dont speak english.
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10-10-2008 @ 4:46PM
Martin said...
If only I could figure out how to control the minds of people and not just dogs...
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10-10-2008 @ 4:45PM
scott h said...
"big one, you are the united states, and little one, you are Al Gore. Now when I say go, you do Al Gore like my brother did him in Florida"
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10-10-2008 @ 4:48PM
scott h said...
You pooped in the refrigerator, and you ate a whole wheel of cheese..im not mad at all, im impressed.
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10-10-2008 @ 4:54PM
BEAM said...
The evil freedom stomper, President Chimpy McHitlerburton, pets his vicious neo-con hounds of hell. "Muaahahahahaa!"
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10-10-2008 @ 4:57PM
Herb Fitzgerald said...
Oh, not again....damn it! Hey Karl, can you get the Secret Service one more time? I got my finger stuck in his collar again.
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10-10-2008 @ 5:00PM
Jeff said...
Now boys, when you get to Iraq, I want you to sniff out those WMD's for me.
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10-12-2008 @ 5:37AM
JP said...
Jeez by the smell of that that's gotta be a WMD. Alert the chiefs of Staff Dick.
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10-10-2008 @ 5:28PM
Derek said...
Bush: Hey Karl?
Rove: Yes Mr. President.
Bush: I was thinking, I have a new plan to decide were I should invade next.
Rove: Oh really Mr. President...
Bush: Yeah, Im gonna throw this here ball, and which ever pooch comes back with it will by the one I invade, how does that sound?
Rove: Brilliant sir, great plan....*texts* " Yes, start the inavsion of Iraq, there's no one home here lol. TTYL Cheney*
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10-10-2008 @ 5:43PM
Joseph said...
I always get confused -- which one's Laura which one's Condi?
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10-10-2008 @ 5:48PM
Andrew W said...
This isn't one of them drug sniffing dogs, is it Karl?
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