Kim Cattrall Makes a Porno?
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Not long ago we told you how Sex and the City star Kim Cattrall had signed on to star in a new film called Miss January. In the original article over at Variety, they described her character as a "1980s cinema siren who is now a 50-year-old single mother in the middle of a child custody battle." Now, what they don't tell you -- and what a little birdie just whispered to Cinematical -- was that Cattrall's "1980s cinema siren" is actually a 1980s porn star named Monica Velour. Our tipster adds that "she has no gag reflex." Well okay then.
Miss January is currently in production, and also stars Brian Dennehy, Dustin Ingram and Keith David. Unfortunately for all you Cattrall stalkers out there, the film takes place years after the character was a porn star, and so chances are the sex in this city will be rather tame (featuring no more than one partner) and not recorded on cheap, sleazy video. Sorry dudes. The film was written and is being directed by Keith Bearden, and there's currently no release date scheduled.
What do you Sex and the City fans think -- can Cattrall pass as a 1980s porn star?
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NEW YORK - SEPTEMBER 18: (L-R) Actresses Sarah Jessica Parker, Kim Cattrall and Cynthia Nixon attend the "Sex and the City: The Movie" DVD launch at the New York Public Library on September 18, 2008 in New York City. (Photo by Astrid Stawiarz/Getty Images)
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NEW YORK - SEPTEMBER 18: Actress Kim Cattrall attends the "Sex and the City: The Movie" DVD launch at the New York Public Library on September 18, 2008 in New York City. (Photo by Astrid Stawiarz/Getty Images)
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NEW YORK - SEPTEMBER 18: Actress Kim Cattrall attends the "Sex and the City: The Movie" DVD launch at the New York Public Library on September 18, 2008 in New York City. (Photo by Astrid Stawiarz/Getty Images)
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NEW YORK - SEPTEMBER 18: Actress Kim Cattrall attends the "Sex and the City: The Movie" DVD launch at the New York Public Library on September 18, 2008 in New York City. (Photo by Astrid Stawiarz/Getty Images)
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NEW YORK - SEPTEMBER 18: (L-R) Chef Alan Wyse and actress Kim Cattrall attend the "Sex and the City: The Movie" DVD launch at the New York Public Library on September 18, 2008 in New York City. (Photo by Astrid Stawiarz/Getty Images)
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Actress Kim Cattrall and Mario Cantone attend the "Sex and the City: The Movie" DVD launch at the New York Public Library on September 18, 2008 in New York City, New York.."Sex and the City: The Movie" DVD Launch - Arrivals.The New York Public Library.New York, NY United States.September 18, 2008.Photo by Jim Spellman/WireImage.com..To license this image (55771349), contact WireImage.com
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Chef Alan Wyse and actress Kim Cattrall attends the "Sex and the City: The Movie" DVD launch at the New York Public Library on September 18, 2008 in New York City, New York.."Sex and the City: The Movie" DVD Launch - Arrivals.The New York Public Library.New York, NY United States.September 18, 2008.Photo by Jim Spellman/WireImage.com..To license this image (55771026), contact WireImage.com
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Chef Alan Wyse and actress Kim Cattrall attend Sex and the City: The Movie - Extended Cut DVD launch party at The New York Public Library on September 18, 2008 in New York City.."Sex and the City: The Movie" - Extended Cut DVD Launch Party - Arrivals.The New York Public Library.New York, NY United States.September 18, 2008.Photo by George Napolitano/FilmMagic.com..To license this image (55769711), contact FilmMagic.com
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Chef Alan Wyse and actress Kim Cattrall attend Sex and the City: The Movie - Extended Cut DVD launch party at The New York Public Library on September 18, 2008 in New York City.."Sex and the City: The Movie" - Extended Cut DVD Launch Party - Arrivals.The New York Public Library.New York, NY United States.September 18, 2008.Photo by George Napolitano/FilmMagic.com..To license this image (55769696), contact FilmMagic.com
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Actress Kim Cattrall attends Sex and the City: The Movie - Extended Cut DVD launch party at The New York Public Library on September 18, 2008 in New York City.."Sex and the City: The Movie" - Extended Cut DVD Launch Party - Arrivals.The New York Public Library.New York, NY United States.September 18, 2008.Photo by George Napolitano/FilmMagic.com..To license this image (55769618), contact FilmMagic.com
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Reader Comments (Page 1 of 1)
10-21-2008 @ 9:29AM
david e said...
Kim Cattrall in Porkey's... that's the 80's Kim Cattrall that could pull off porn star. Monica Velour? What's wrong with Lassie?
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10-21-2008 @ 8:16PM
Joblong said...
Wow, that sounds like a really good movie, why dont you make a movie about the sheriff of Podunk County Arkansas. Or how about me taking out the garbage on Thursday nights? Or me dong slapping her across the chops, donkey punching her , and giving Ms Catrell the ultimate funk- fest, a dirty Sanchez, followed by a Cleveland Steamer?
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10-21-2008 @ 8:31PM
Jake said...
Kim is still a hottie..can't imagine the other 2 women on Sex and the City being appealing in a porno..not even as fluff girls...make a guy go flaccid just looking at them them.
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10-21-2008 @ 11:23PM
Bob said...
Jake, I couldn't agree more. Kim was always the '1'!
10-21-2008 @ 9:42PM
Phil said...
I love a hot middle aged women. She's hot!!!!
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10-21-2008 @ 10:02PM
John said...
I'd let Ms Cattrall do anything to me her little heart would desire! And I agree with Jake above......
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10-21-2008 @ 10:36PM
dick hertz said...
so the main character has no gag reflex? Unfortunately, after imagining this scrawny old hag in this part, I find that I DO have one.
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10-22-2008 @ 5:59AM
Brandon said...
Kim is probably the most underrated actress around and shes BEAUTIFUL today as she was about 25 years ago in MANIQUINE.
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10-22-2008 @ 6:50PM
Nathan Houser said...
I worked with Kim in Miss January and she is even finer in real life than on tv. You might spot me as the club bouncer when the movie comes out!!!!!
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10-24-2008 @ 2:30PM
Mike Walton said...
I love Kim...I think she can not only pull off being a porn star back then...she can certainly do it today. I always wondered what a X-rated "Sex in the City" would really look like....isn't she the one that tried anal sex for the first time on the show? The one which had a black lover (or was that two)? on the show? Now that I'm single again...I wouldn't even mind "doing" her...but she'll have to cut her hair again...*smiling*
Mike
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10-25-2008 @ 4:31PM
Ken Braiterman said...
Kim could be a convincing porn star today. She could be a convincing anything because she's such a good actress, and is hot enough to play a porn star.
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10-25-2008 @ 11:27PM
Richard said...
Kim Cattrall is HOTT !!! I remember one Sex In the City episode in which she was in bed with some dude and they were getting ready to get it on...they had a bottle of champagne and after the cork popped some champagne shot in her face. She looked up and said, "I wasn't ready for that just yet" ! She is sexxxy as hell !
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10-26-2008 @ 1:39PM
Maureen said...
GOOD FOR HER!!!!!!.....I DON'T KNOW WHY SOME MEN THINK WOMEN OVER 50 AREN'T BEAUTIFUL and CAPABLE....Hey, we even can carry on a conversation afterwoods!....YOU GO GIRL!...WE AIN'T DEAD BY NO MEANS....BRAINS AND BEAUTY....I LOVE GETTING OLDER......WE JUST GET BETTER!!!!!!!
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10-26-2008 @ 3:34PM
Old-guy said...
I don't know why Kim is waisting her time portraying a Porn Queen, Why not make her very own bedroon porn flik and "leak" it to the internet. Kim Kardashian, Paris Porngirl, and others are bolstering their:noteriety with explicit video
and "accidential" flashes for any street clown with a camera.
Perhaps, I'm just a throw back to the 50's when we were not pushing the envelope.
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10-26-2008 @ 5:25PM
lo said...
geez, who raised you men? you sound like a bunch of hormonal, woman hating adolescents.
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10-26-2008 @ 6:24PM
mike said...
good for er. who really cares an u might be surprised to hear what other females are in porn. this is 2008 not the sixties wake up all!!! thank-you
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10-27-2008 @ 7:06AM
goran said...
she born for hard core porno but i believe thats inpossible to se4e her in that movie that s comercial thing to rise her populat
rity i dont see kim in other movies just sex and city
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10-27-2008 @ 7:02AM
goran said...
she born for hard core porno but i believe thats inpossible to se4e her in that movie that s comercial thing to rise her populat
rity i dont see kim in other movies just sex and city
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10-27-2008 @ 7:09AM
gbx said...
She was great in porky>> how she is better, but too picky.
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