No Crotch is Safe from the New 'My Bloody Valentine' Poster

by Scott Weinberg Oct 23rd 2008 // 4:25PM

Filed under: Horror, Lionsgate Films, Remakes and Sequels

A few months back I spent a couple of hours in Pittsburgh on the set of Patrick Lussier's My Bloody Valentine 3D, and I was pretty impressed with the enthusiasm and sincerity the crew members exhibited for the project. (Especially where the nifty 3D work is concerned.) The Lionsgate remake doesn't hit theaters until mid-January, but it's a project the horror fans have been quite intrigued by so far. (Also toss Dimension's 3D remake of Piranha into the mix.) Starring Jensen Ackles, Kerr Smith, and the gorgeous Jaime King, MBV3D is about a mysterious killer who stalks the Valentine partiers in a small coal-mining town.

And let's just say the early marketing materials are not subtle:

Is it me, or is that guy about to get pick-axed in the groin region? And I love the cleavage. Thanks to UGO for the poster and BD.com for the tip.

4 Comments

Tags: 3d, my bloody valentine, MyBloodyValentine, poster

Related Headlines

Cinematical Seven: Best Mayhem of 2009 (53 days ago - 10 Comments)
Is Tracy Morgan in 'Jaws 3D' Really That Ridiculous? (Yesterday - 22 Comments)
Sony Converts Old Movies to 3D for Blu-ray - When Will it Stop? (6 days ago - 11 Comments)
'Harry Potter' and 'Clash of the Titans' to Undergo 3D Conversion (14 days ago - 6 Comments)
Next in 3D: Joyful Porn Melodrama from Gaspar Noe? (13 days ago - 2 Comments)

Reader Comments (Page 1 of 1)

10-23-2008 @ 4:41PM

Eric D. Snider said...

Lionsgate? Horror? January release? Yep, sounds like a crotch-axing to me.

10-23-2008 @ 5:06PM

Nick said...

Call me when we get a My Bloody Valentine concert film in 3D.

10-23-2008 @ 5:13PM

Nate said...

Seriously...I thought this was going to be a concert film when I saw the other poster. I'm fucking disappointed now.

10-23-2008 @ 8:53PM

AJ Wiley said...

Yeah, my first thought was: That dude's girlfriend is hot.

I bet you in 50 years, though, this will be just as derided as the 3D schlock from the 50's. Or, really, it doesn't have to wait. I will deride it now if I have to.

And I agree with Nick. A My Bloody Valentine concert film would be WAY more intriguing.

Proof That Steven Seagal Has In Fact Been Making Movies For the Last Decade Dueling Blogs: Is Quentin Tarantino Ready for His Closeup? Tom Cruise to Star in 'Mission: Impossible IV'	Sawyer Planned to Ask Juliet to Marry Him on 'Lost' (VIDEO) Highlights from 'American Idol' - Hollywood Week, Night 1 (VIDEO) Phil Harris of 'Deadliest Catch' Dies
'Lost' - 'What Kate Does' Recap 'NCIS' - 'Jack Knife' Recap 'American Idol' - 'Hollywood Round One' Recap	'Deadliest Catch' Captain Phil Harris Dies Lil Wayne Skips Prison with Toothache Andrew Garcia Wows 'Idol' Judges With 'Straight Up'
So Many Adorable Baby Beagles -- We Can't Handle the Cuteness! Boutique Launches Plus-Size Model Search -- Starting at Size 18 Bargain Bin -- 20 Percent Off CLAREVIVIER Handbags	Last Shot - Stop Yelling At Us Jersey Shore Not Fit for Nana "We Love XKCD" Features Neil Gaiman, Cory Doctorow, and Friends
NCAA Getting Sued by Athletes Demanding Compensation Black History Month: Black Gives Back Blog Talks Black Philanthropy Lil Wayne Escapes Jail Sentencing Due to Medical Condition	Hot, Fresh Links -- Served When We Feel Like It Sade, Massive Attack, Yeasayer and More in New Music Tommy Lasorda Meets Man With a Serious Case of Dodger Eye