Insert Caption: The Haunting of Molly Hartley
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Welcome back to another edition of Insert Caption -- the game some people claim rises from the dead, but then heads back down because it's way too lazy to haunt people. Last week, we asked you to spit out some captions for a photo of that hotsy-totsy sheba Angelina Jolie from her new moving picture, Changeling. What a gal! Once we navigated our way through a maze of adoption jokes, we came across these three winners. Congrats to you!
1. "I'm sorry, when you said 'Say hello to my little friend,' I thought we were talking about something else entirely." Matt H.
2. "Hmm, I don't know. Do yo have anything in an albino?" -- Stephen M.
3. "Beverly is shocked when Alan unveils his conjoined twin, Bradford." -- Dan L.
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This week, we're entering a creepy stare-off contest ... against ourselves! Oh, and we're also celebrating the new freaky flick The Haunting of Molly Hartley (in theaters on October 31). [In Mark Wahlberg's voice] What's up Molly? I don't want to haunt you, I just wanna talk to you, okay? Say hi to your mother for me. Moving on from my lame jokes, we've got some cool stuff for the winners of this caption contest. First off, one grand prize winner will take away one $250 iTunes gift card, and two runners up will each receive one 1 GB iPod shuffle. Now that's what my little sister (not named Molly) would call, "Wicked dope, yo!" Sound off below ...
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1. "I'm sorry, when you said 'Say hello to my little friend,' I thought we were talking about something else entirely." Matt H.2. "Hmm, I don't know. Do yo have anything in an albino?" -- Stephen M.
3. "Beverly is shocked when Alan unveils his conjoined twin, Bradford." -- Dan L.
See full image and all captions
This week, we're entering a creepy stare-off contest ... against ourselves! Oh, and we're also celebrating the new freaky flick The Haunting of Molly Hartley (in theaters on October 31). [In Mark Wahlberg's voice] What's up Molly? I don't want to haunt you, I just wanna talk to you, okay? Say hi to your mother for me. Moving on from my lame jokes, we've got some cool stuff for the winners of this caption contest. First off, one grand prize winner will take away one $250 iTunes gift card, and two runners up will each receive one 1 GB iPod shuffle. Now that's what my little sister (not named Molly) would call, "Wicked dope, yo!" Sound off below ...
Read the official rules for this contest
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Reader Comments (Page 1 of 4)
10-24-2008 @ 8:06PM
jason said...
Mirror Mirror on the wall....who's the most demonically posessed psychopath of them all?
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10-24-2008 @ 4:15PM
Prophecy said...
From the stall behind her. "Uh, you're in the guy's bathroom. I'll let it slide this time baby if I can get some blumpkins."
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10-24-2008 @ 4:27PM
ajtaormin said...
Forget ghosts and monsters...That stain is going to drive me NUTS!
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10-24-2008 @ 4:36PM
WlknDisaster said...
I'm trapped in a private school full of bitchy teenaged girls. Of course evil lurks here. Duh.
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10-24-2008 @ 4:35PM
Joel Mulder said...
Yet another staring contest that ends in a tie.
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10-24-2008 @ 4:43PM
Matt said...
"That Edward is such a jerk...giving him that bj didn't turn me into a vampire at all."
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10-24-2008 @ 4:44PM
Paul said...
Ok, now to just carve the "B" ....
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10-24-2008 @ 4:48PM
Eric Havens said...
You've got red on you. (Sorry couldn't resist a Shaun of the Dead reference)
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10-24-2008 @ 4:49PM
William Goss said...
Molly's audition for "The Life Before Her Eyes" took on an all-too-literal meaning...
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10-24-2008 @ 5:20PM
AJ Wiley said...
Gaaahhhh!!! That was going to be mine!
'Tis okay. I shall try to be more creative...
10-24-2008 @ 4:51PM
Petro1734 said...
"A $250 iTunes gift card ?!? Ok now self, think of something clever ! Think.....THINK !"
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10-24-2008 @ 4:58PM
Brittany said...
"High School Musical" gave me unrealistic expecations for the future.
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10-24-2008 @ 5:05PM
Stephen B said...
"Crap... I knew this haircut would make me look like Shannen Doherty"
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10-24-2008 @ 5:04PM
Paul said...
"I'm good enough, I'm smart enough, and doggone it, people like me...or I'll kill them."
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10-24-2008 @ 5:11PM
Timothy said...
"Would you fuck me? I'd fuck me. I'd fuck me hard."
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10-24-2008 @ 5:21PM
AJ Wiley said...
Er...sorry, William. Meant to respond to Eric Havens.
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10-24-2008 @ 5:45PM
Joey M. said...
"Oh, how will i ever get this stain off my shirt?.... Oh, I know! I'll drench my shirt with my victims blood which will match my tie, which will match my skirt, which will give me that cool fall fashion look everybody's raving about. Oh, I will be the talk of the school!"
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10-24-2008 @ 6:09PM
Jonathan C said...
I can't believe my mom is trying to kill me, I just want her to watch High School Musical 3 tomorrow.
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10-24-2008 @ 6:24PM
Mark Harvey said...
OK, Dank bathroom: Check. - Hint of blood: Check. - Schoolgirl outfit: Check. - Now, if I can just look depressed enough, maybe Linkin Park will appear and start playing.
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10-24-2008 @ 6:42PM
Ben B. said...
Try as she might, she just couldn't find the courage to go back into that room and convince the Board of Mormons that not all rated "R" movies are that bad...
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