Insert Caption: Role Models
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Welcome back to another edition of Insert Caption -- the online game that goes out of its way not to be a role model for your kids. Last week we asked you to look into the magic mirror and give us your best haunted, angsty Catholic school girl for a photo from the new flick The Haunting of Molly Hartley. And while I appreciate the dude who gave a shout out to yours truly in his caption, as well as the person who shared that hilariously random South Park reference (you know who you are), it was the following three captions that somehow scraped their way to the top.
1. "Okay, now to just carve the "B" ..." -- Paul K.
2. "Okay, Dank bathroom: Check. Hint of blood: Check. Schoolgirl outfit: Check. Now, if I can just look depressed enough, maybe Linkin Park will appear and start playing." -- Mark H.
3. "Just keep it together Haley and repeat after me: Alyson Hannigan is knocked up. This. Is. Your. Chance." -- Christie H.
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This week we're shifting away from creepy girls who stare at themselves in the mirror and moving toward creepy guys who stare at kids while they draw. That's because we're celebrating the upcoming comedy Role Models (in theaters November 7), starring Seann William Scott and Paul Rudd as a couple of screw-ups who get arrested and subsequently sentenced to 150 hours with a mentorship program. Hilarity ensues. The three folks behind our favorite captions will each snag one Role Models hat, one Role Models t-shirt and one Role Models poster. Go for it ...

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1. "Okay, now to just carve the "B" ..." -- Paul K.2. "Okay, Dank bathroom: Check. Hint of blood: Check. Schoolgirl outfit: Check. Now, if I can just look depressed enough, maybe Linkin Park will appear and start playing." -- Mark H.
3. "Just keep it together Haley and repeat after me: Alyson Hannigan is knocked up. This. Is. Your. Chance." -- Christie H.
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See full image and all captions
This week we're shifting away from creepy girls who stare at themselves in the mirror and moving toward creepy guys who stare at kids while they draw. That's because we're celebrating the upcoming comedy Role Models (in theaters November 7), starring Seann William Scott and Paul Rudd as a couple of screw-ups who get arrested and subsequently sentenced to 150 hours with a mentorship program. Hilarity ensues. The three folks behind our favorite captions will each snag one Role Models hat, one Role Models t-shirt and one Role Models poster. Go for it ...

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Reader Comments (Page 1 of 2)
10-31-2008 @ 4:18PM
Matt said...
"What's that you're writing there...'M'...'I'...'L'...hey, now just stop right there!"
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10-31-2008 @ 4:21PM
Kojo K said...
Awwww..it's his first manifesto
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10-31-2008 @ 4:22PM
Anthony said...
And the Ghost of Christmas Past showed Sean William Scott what growing up was like for little Barack Obama.
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10-31-2008 @ 4:38PM
Rustin said...
Gary Coleman signs his contract (in Crayola no less) for the new reality show Has-Been House.
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10-31-2008 @ 4:46PM
CPav said...
Barack? Mr. Ayres is here to pick you up to go pallin' around.
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10-31-2008 @ 4:53PM
spamstratagem said...
Futuristically is this Stan Lee's competition or Hustler cartoonist? You decide.
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10-31-2008 @ 6:07PM
Eddie said...
*CINEMATICAL BREAKING NEWS*
Seen here for the very first time, Senator McCain's runner up for the Vice Presidency being evaluated by campaign officials.
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10-31-2008 @ 6:35PM
Ryan said...
Angelina Jolie's adoption scouts are undecided on this one. Perhaps more testing is needed.
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10-31-2008 @ 7:17PM
Eric D. Snider said...
"Yeah, honey, I think there might have been a mix-up in the maternity ward, too."
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10-31-2008 @ 9:05PM
Yoda's House of Pancakes said...
Mister Scott, I would like to introduce you to the screenwriter behind every movie you've ever starred in.
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11-01-2008 @ 12:41AM
Savvy Veteran said...
Darnit Eric (D. Snider), that was seriously almost the exact comment I was going to make. Now I'll never win that "Role Models" t-shirt I've always dreamed of having!
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11-01-2008 @ 2:23AM
FezMan88 said...
"Yes, he's been excelling at forgery. Why do you ask?"
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11-01-2008 @ 2:17PM
Gregory Rubinstein said...
After she invented the time machine, Hilary Clinton decided she would go back and time and kill Barrack Obama. Muhahahaha!
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11-01-2008 @ 2:22PM
rich said...
"Now I see why you came to me for a mortage, you two have a horrible credit score, but just sign here and the house is yours."
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11-01-2008 @ 4:19PM
paul said...
I brought him back with me from Borneo! See he's even learned how to hold a pencil!
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11-02-2008 @ 7:33PM
Frank Townend said...
"OK, one last time." "The result of a measurement performed on one part A of a quantum system has a non-local effect on the physical reality of another distant part B, in the sense that quantum mechanics can predict outcomes of some measurements carried out at B" "What are you guys, truck drivers or something?"
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11-02-2008 @ 7:35PM
Frank Townend said...
"What are you guys in for?"
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11-02-2008 @ 7:43PM
Kyle s said...
"So Angie just returned this one?"
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11-02-2008 @ 9:41PM
Andrew W. said...
Damn...I was hoping I would get McLovin.
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11-03-2008 @ 2:48AM
Joshua Santos said...
What does 'He Who Walks Behind The Rows' mean?
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