The Geek Beat: All the World is Waiting For You!
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By necessity, I spend a lot of time on the Internet – and that time is quite narrowly focused on movie and comic book sites, with quick dashes to CNN or Jezebel to see what is going on outside of Warner Bros or Marvel. I'm constantly plugged in, Borg style, and the trailers, rumors, debunkings, rants, and reviews fly by in a rapid stream of information. I'm generally a month or two ahead of everyone I know in "real life," and I've gotten used to the fact that most of my friends and family are only just now hearing something about this weird Watchmen movie. Movie news just doesn't move the same way "out there."
Occasionally, though, a story will shatter through the space-time continuum and everyone will be chattering about it while its still on my radar. Last week, it was Beyonce as Wonder Woman. It was being argued over everywhere I went, and was still being hashed out at my gamer/comic hangout last night. The staying power of this story is not only impressive, it's refreshing for one reason – people really care about Wonder Woman. Men and women of all ages and levels of geekery were incredibly passionate about this story; they all had very definite opinions, and there was little debate. Beyonce shouldn't be Wonder Woman. End of story.
Occasionally, though, a story will shatter through the space-time continuum and everyone will be chattering about it while its still on my radar. Last week, it was Beyonce as Wonder Woman. It was being argued over everywhere I went, and was still being hashed out at my gamer/comic hangout last night. The staying power of this story is not only impressive, it's refreshing for one reason – people really care about Wonder Woman. Men and women of all ages and levels of geekery were incredibly passionate about this story; they all had very definite opinions, and there was little debate. Beyonce shouldn't be Wonder Woman. End of story.
It's kind of sad -- not because I want Beyonce to be the Amazon goddess (I don't), but because the original story wasn't much of a casting rumor. It was really just one fan talking out loud ... albeit a fan who had access to DC and Warner Bros executives in order to pitch her idea. And I know it was that small fact that made everyone loudly proclaim their opposition, because we know executives will think Beyonce+Wonder Woman=easy peasy lemon squeezy. You start to get a little worried when you hear someone's been to the top levels and offered up their mega stardom. But honestly, I expected the fan reaction to be more mixed, and a lot of people cheering Beyonce on. "She's gorgeous! She has a great body! She should totally be Wonder Woman!" That's the argument that follows Megan Fox, so why not Beyonce? Instead, no one was into the idea. Not Beyonce fans, not Wonder Woman fans, or anyone casually caught in between. Sorry, Beyonce. I don't know if you surf the Internet, but I bet that isn't the response you expected.
The overwhelming consensus is that people Wonder Woman done right -- and I'm thrilled to see how many people are still invested in seeing her on the big screen. Again, I was surprised with how many comments the Beyonce piece logged -- the last time I wrote about Wonder Woman, it logged a grand total of 11 comments. And when I complained about superheroines getting short shrift on the big screen, there wasn't a real clamor to see Wonder Woman. Maybe fans were still too depressed over Joss Whedon being dumped. But fans were certianly fired up when Beyonce made a grab for the part -- and there has been so much discussion on blogs and forums that I wouldn't be surprised if Warner Bros is spurred into some action. Frankly, I've always been mystified as to why the studio has dragged their feet on bringing her to the big screen -- is anyone at the studio thinking twice about that, when everyone from Beyonce to Diane von Furstenberg is worshipping Princess Diana? Will the rise in buzz see the Amazon get a faster track into production? Maybe it will. I hope so.
And on that same token, I'm just as confused by the sneering Wonder Woman still gets from my fellow movie writers. With this latest casting rumor came the usual digs, the I-don't-get-her, and "Wonder Woman would never work." I'll never buy that she's more implausible or ridiculous than Hulk, Thor, Ant-Man, or the Green Lantern, or that she lacks a definable fan base. I think she has a mainstream appeal that few comic characters do -- girls buy Wonder Woman pajama sets when they wouldn't be caught dead touching a comic book. Would von Furstenberg ever design t-shirts for Dark Phoenix or Ms. Marvel? Does she even know who they are? Wonder Woman's popularity outstripped nerdom long ago. She's iconic. I fail to see how her movie, in the words of the Movie Examiner, could ever be "a screamingly bad idea." No, it's "screamingly" pathetic to let her languish on the back burner with vague excuses that she's too expensive, too unmarketable, or too silly. If fans know who Wonder Woman isn't (and she's clearly not Beyonce), then they know who she is. And it's about time Hollywood did too.
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11-18-2008 @ 1:53PM
Jonesey said...
Kate Beckinsale, Angelina Jolie, Anne Hathaway. Not Beyonce!
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11-18-2008 @ 6:25PM
Chase said...
YES! Angelina Jolee as Wonder Woman!
11-18-2008 @ 2:34PM
Bryan said...
No fan base? Ridiculous? Wasn't the TV show incredibly popular?
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11-18-2008 @ 3:28PM
Kaeli said...
Well said, and hear hear! :D
In the absence of Joss Whedon, I wonder if Gail Simone would consider penning the big-screen adaptation... she's doing a fine job on the comics.
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11-18-2008 @ 5:18PM
MDR said...
I can't think of any young actresses that could do Wonder Woman justice, but if this movie had been made 10-15 years ago, this would be my list. (Yes, I watch too much television.)
Lucy Lawless (everyone's fave)
Mariska Hargitay
Melina Kanakaredes
Brooke Shields
But I do know who I want for Hippolyta - Charlize Theron.
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11-18-2008 @ 5:37PM
Eric said...
Lucy lawless would still be better then anyone else as wonder women. Fuck she is wonder WOMEN. I would still cast her in the role.
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11-18-2008 @ 9:05PM
Herff said...
I really don't care who plays Wonder Woman as long as they cast her based on three criteria. She can act, she can kick ass, and she can pull off the look, in that order. Casting with the look in mind as the first priority is a big mistake. I still don't understand why people were so excited about the idea of Megan Fox as Wonder Woman. I guess there are just that many fan boys that want to see her in the outfit.
I would really love to see Marvel get a good stand-alone super heroine film going too. It would be sweet to have a main female hero in the Avengers mix.
And yeah Lucy Lawless would have been great.
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11-19-2008 @ 1:04AM
Chris said...
I don't know if the world is waiting for her but I am. Everything that Ms. Rappe wrote in this article is true. WW is iconic and to a large degree universal. Don't get her? I don't understand it, I really don't. She is made of clay, gifted by the gods and the ambassador of her people. She is strong, fast, beautiful and bares the symbols of a nation that speaks to the values she believes in. She is thousands of years old, educated and a compassionate warrior. Her cannon is the sacrifice of her homeland to stop a world from tearing itself apart. She is all of these things while baring impenetrable bracelets and a lariat that burns with the fire of truth. Am I missing something or does that not sound like a motion picture that needs to happen?
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11-19-2008 @ 1:08AM
Riley Freeman said...
ive said it before. no beyonce (i am black i will mention and i still dont want her).
second angelina jolie people have to stop naming her for every female lead role. she is annoying. i dont find her attractive. i dont remember the last movie i even enjoyed with her. its probably mr and mrs smith. although i would think shes kinda perfect for sin city 2 if that ever gets made ive been dying for that sequel but everyone is dragging their feet. but i would prefer a lesser known actress in it.
kate beckinsale is probably perfect for her but shes done so many of these roles plus shes what 40 ? how long could she last doing this. im guessing they want a 20something that they can get about 4 movies out of her. which would take that actress to her late 30s or early 40s
im sure there are tons of young actresses that would be good. someone mentioned the other day on this site the lead actress from knight rider. i think she would be good also. knight rider basically sucks so i cant judge her acting there. but its neither here nor there.
umm erica durance has the bod and shes a good actress i think she could do it. but with her playing lois lane on smallville i think that wont work. cuz at some point superman will be on screen with wonder woman and she cant play a dual role.
charlize theron could do it she looks tall. she can definitely act. but i dont know i feel she may get bored of it
thats all i can think of for now. umm im aa throw this out there. she has the body. shes nice and tall. and i think the best looking model (i personally dont like skinny women who dont eat) rebecca romjin but i dont know how she looks with dark hair. i think she had it in the punisher but i am too lazy to pop in the dvd
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11-19-2008 @ 1:13AM
Mallory said...
Angelina Jolie - No thanks, I've had enough.
Lena Headey - Yessss!
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11-19-2008 @ 8:20AM
Riley Freeman said...
lena would be great but i think shes too small to do it. wonder woman is .
im reading up on wonder woman and the actress from serenity Morena Baccarin expressed interest. i think shes beautiful. i havent seen enough of her acting to know if she can act or not but she has the look
11-19-2008 @ 11:36AM
Dale Smith said...
How about Natalie Dormer
or Sophia Miyles
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11-19-2008 @ 11:51AM
ML said...
After Garner/Elektra and Berry/Catwoman we need a female superhero done well for once. It's obvious why those movies tanked; don't repeat those errors.
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11-20-2008 @ 1:12AM
Jonny Rice said...
Tricia Helfer plays bad-ass pretty well. Plus, she has been known to act the hell out of a scene. How much more geek beat can you get than Number Six?
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