Upon Reflection, Original 'Day the Earth Stood Still' Doctors Weren't That Smart
Filed under: Classics, Sci-Fi & Fantasy, Remakes and Sequels

Last night, in preparation for the upcoming Keanu-centric remake of The Day the Earth Stood Still, I watched the 1951 original, which I had never seen. It's much more thoughtful than most of the men-from-outer-space B-movies that filled the era's drive-ins, emphasizing its message more than its special effects or suspense (though those elements are well represented too). It holds up pretty well for being 57 years old. I probably won't be nearly as interesting when I'm that age.
One scene made me laugh, though, and while I realize I'm not the first person to notice it, I wanted to share it in case you hadn't. It comes about 18 minutes in, when a humanoid alien has arrived and been under observation at a military hospital. Two doctors have this conversation about him and his home planet:
DOCTOR ONE: How old do you think he is?
DOCTOR TWO: Oh, I'd say 35, 38.
DOCTOR ONE: He told me this morning while I was examining him. He's 78.
DOCTOR TWO: Oh, I don't believe it.
DOCTOR ONE: Life expectancy is a hundred and thirty.
DOCTOR TWO: Well, how does he explain that?
DOCTOR ONE: He says their medicine is that much more advanced. He was very nice about it, but he made me feel like a third-class witch doctor!
And as they're having this conversation, both doctors are lighting up cigarettes. If you were writing a comedy sketch, you couldn't do better than having 1950s doctors appear mystified by another planet's advanced medicine while smoking cigarettes themselves. In fact, Saturday Night Live did something very similar to that in a 1993 sketch called "Trent Markham, Lung Doctor," where Phil Hartman played a chain-smoking 1950s TV doctor who had no idea how his patient had gotten "lung fever."
What's especially funny about the Day the Earth Stood Still scene is that in 1951, it wasn't funny. It wasn't intended as a joke. In those days, doctors routinely endorsed cigarettes in magazine ads (here's a gallery of them). Having the docs light up while discussing health matters was simply an ordinary piece of actors' business, no more relevant to the scene than if they'd been reading the paper or pouring a cup of coffee.
But it got me thinking. There must be some equivalent in modern films. What do doctors, scientists, and other supposedly smart people do in movies today that audiences 50 years from now will laugh at? I bet it's something we can't even imagine. It's really trippy to think about, especially if you're stoned, which I assume the doctors in the remake will be.










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12-03-2008 @ 5:42AM
Scott Weinberg said...
What I find even more baffling than smoking doctors is the fact that YOU'D NOT SEEN THIS FILM BEFORE. Jeeeeez, dude.
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12-03-2008 @ 12:41PM
Clark Parker said...
I remember seeing this comedy show for charity many years, I think it was called Comic Relief, it had Whoopie Goldberg, Robin Williams and Billy Crystal hosting it.
Anyhow, they had this funny little skit/promotion where they got the cast of Start Trek TNG to come on and pretend they had found some of T-shirts floating around in Space or something like that. An anaylasis of the fabric revealed them to be made of Polyester and everyone on the crew was very shocked and surprised, stating the material had been outlawed centuries earlier. They also had a funny little joke about the woman on the T-shirt, whose name they could not pronounce but they all thought she looked an awful lot like their bartender.
Anyhow, that reminded me of this.
Actually... Hold on a second. I'm forgetting this is the internet...
Yep, 30 second search later... Here it is.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hra0I-w3XBY
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12-03-2008 @ 2:28PM
jamesduvalliv said...
Thank you for the gem.
12-03-2008 @ 12:44PM
Peter Hall said...
Won't take fifty years, I roll my eyes every time someone "hacks" a computer in a movie.
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12-03-2008 @ 12:45PM
techstar25 said...
I just know that 50 years from now, somebody will prove that vaccines cause autism, and they'll look back and say "That former Playboy model and her wacky actor/comedian boyfriend were right all along!"
I hate to open that can of worms, but ... it's funny.
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12-03-2008 @ 1:15PM
Brian said...
How about future humans looking at Southland Tales, and finding it strange we weren't listening to porn stars all along.
Or maybe they'll watch Donnie Darko and find it hilarious that we're listening to giant fuzzy bunnies when everyone knows it's giant fuzzy bears that talk to us, not bunnies.
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12-03-2008 @ 1:31PM
cromag said...
Talking on cell phones. It will be right up there with staring at CRTs.
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12-03-2008 @ 2:34PM
arteq said...
that as a present day comedy sketch would not be funny to me because i know the surgeon general declared cigarettes hazardous to your health back in 1961... that was the norm prior to that and since i am capable of seeing things contextually, again that would not be funny
on the other hand, the scene in the movie "all that jazz" where joe is being examined by his doctor who is smoking and hacking while he checks his heart is funny... because it's the late seventies...
context is equally important to movies and comedy sketches..
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12-03-2008 @ 2:52PM
Gary said...
Man-made Global Warming.
"You stupid little humans being so arrogant enough to imagine that driving to the shops really could change the climate of a planet that has been constantly changing and evolving for millions of years before you turned up. We were watching you from Omega 5, watching you and laughing, ha ha ha ha"
Yup, that will be the one.
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12-03-2008 @ 2:52PM
Gilbert Davis said...
Typical of the so called Movie Critics here, hadn't even seen the original movie until just now. Focus on the cigarettes, 'oh ho ho ho, look how stupid people were until I came along. ' What will the future people laugh at in the future? I'm thinking they'll be laughing at interment movie critics like we do now.
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12-03-2008 @ 4:03PM
Savvy Veteran said...
Gilbert, I hardly think that all movie critics should be expected to have seen EVERY movie that came out in the last 57 years (before they were even born), that's absurd. In fact, I think it's quite commendable that Eric sought out the original to watch on his own before seeing the remake.
12-03-2008 @ 4:00PM
fitzthecat said...
I've got a magazine from the 'forties with an ad that boldly states "More doctors recommend Chesterfield than any other cigarette."
Top that one.
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12-03-2008 @ 6:55PM
paul said...
Drive around some hospitals in your city and see for yourself "medical professionals" feeding the monkey.
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