'Hot Tub Time Machine' Writer Comes Forward, Explains Himself
Filed under: Comedy, Deals, Newsstand
Earlier this week I told you about a sex comedy called Hot Tub Time Machine that's in the works, and noted that the screenwriter, Jason Heald, wasn't listed on IMDB. "First-timer? Pseudonym? Typo?" I wrote. "If Mr. Heald is reading this, please contact us and tell us whether your screenplay is funny and why we should trust you."Well, Mr. Heald was reading it, and contact us he did! With his permission, here's what he told us:
First of all, yes, Jason Heald is a typo (thanks Hollywood Reporter). My name is Josh Heald. [He had a bit part in Harold & Kumar earlier this year, as seen above.] As for the screenplay -- without patting myself on the back, Hot Tub Time Machine is probably the greatest gift anyone's ever given the world. Time will show that it ranks up there with the Statue of Liberty and free Internet porn.
OK, removing my tongue from my cheek for a moment and without giving away anything without first consulting the directors or studio, let's just look at it logically -- I was able to sell a script called Hot Tub Time Machine. To an actual movie studio. That in and of itself seems ridiculously implausible, and yet, here we are. I think I should get an award of at least some sort of free sandwich. I will say, without giving anything away, that my goal with the screenplay was awesomeness, through and through. And audiences will not be disappointed.
Why should you trust me? I dunno. Depends on what you're trusting me with. I can make you laugh. But God help you if you go on vacation and trust me to water your plants. Because we all know what will happen. I'll probably end up f****** your plants. Not in a weird way or anything. Just, you know, sexually.
OK, removing my tongue from my cheek for a moment and without giving away anything without first consulting the directors or studio, let's just look at it logically -- I was able to sell a script called Hot Tub Time Machine. To an actual movie studio. That in and of itself seems ridiculously implausible, and yet, here we are. I think I should get an award of at least some sort of free sandwich. I will say, without giving anything away, that my goal with the screenplay was awesomeness, through and through. And audiences will not be disappointed.
Why should you trust me? I dunno. Depends on what you're trusting me with. I can make you laugh. But God help you if you go on vacation and trust me to water your plants. Because we all know what will happen. I'll probably end up f****** your plants. Not in a weird way or anything. Just, you know, sexually.
He already sold another comedy, Mardi Gras, which sounds suspiciously similar in tone (drunkenness, revelry, boobies) to Hot Tub Time Machine, albeit with a far less awesome title. Mardi Gras, Heald tells us, will be released next August, "so people will be able to get a sense of my love of naked ladies and all things childish."
We appreciate Heald getting in touch to clarify these important matters. Hot Tub Time Machine and Mardi Gras both sound like reasonably promising R-rated comedies, and at least now we know the actual name of the guy who wrote them. Josh Heald. Not Jason, Josh.
Thanks for e-mailing us, Jason!
Reader Comments (Page 1 of 1)
12-10-2008 @ 10:26PM
Wendy said...
Well he certainly seems to have my kind of humour in general conversation, er, writing conversation... so I think I may shell out to see this if it comes to a "theatre near me."
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12-10-2008 @ 10:54PM
NvM said...
Well the guy seems pretty funny, judging from that letter.
Defiantly going to check into this when it comes out.
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12-10-2008 @ 10:58PM
The Addict said...
Clooooock Suckers! YEAHHH!
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12-11-2008 @ 9:33AM
mcafee_matthew said...
He his funny no doubt...I am now thoroughly interested solely from his humorous well written response - the guy has a good sense of humor.
Hope he doesn't end up being the Uwe Boll of comedies - where he is so disillusioned he thinks his films are actually masterpieces where they are in fact heaps of crap.
I doubt it though, Heald seems liek he has the goods.
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12-11-2008 @ 1:41PM
Bill said...
I tried to build a hot-tub time machine, but I worried that the flux capaciter would electricute me when it got wet.
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12-11-2008 @ 4:06PM
Eddie said...
Word. To everyone's comments above. Funny guy, funny response, it's gotta be a funny flick, right?
Best marketing for a film EVER. Just send that to every movie blog everywhere Jas- er, Josh, and count the greenbacks when the film drops.
At least for the first weekend, anyway. Anything beyond that really is up to you.
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1-16-2009 @ 2:25PM
jaron said...
Lol, I love movies like this! Kinda reminds me of Harold and Kumar. The name alone makes me laugh. I just got a new hot tub
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3-05-2009 @ 11:25PM
hollie said...
That's funny. This idea has already been down by a group of guys in cartoon form called Clock Suckers (theclocksuckers.com) and has a very large, cult following online.
Did the writer steal this idea from these guys? Can he not come up with something original.
The guys originally came up with the idea and was seen all over Collegehumor.com. It was developed over a year ago.
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3-05-2009 @ 11:27PM
hollie said...
'down' is suppose to be 'done' ...typing this late at night