Insert Caption: The Tale of Despereaux
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Welcome back to another edition of Insert Caption -- the game that squeaks its mousy way into your heart every Friday. Last week we asked you to show your holiday spirit and give us your bestest captions for a photo from the new flick Nothing Like The Holidays. Congrats to our three Ho-Ho-Homies on their most glamorous win.
1. "The scene shortly before the tragic "Lead Pillow of '78" incident." -- Matt H.
2. "Wait, wait! This isn't cliché enough! Let's turn up the stereo and sing into hairbrushes instead!" -- Jonathan K.
3. "Pillow Fighting with my Ho-Ho-Homies" -- Jason F.
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This week we're hanging with a mouse, a rat and a servant girl whose fates are intertwined with that of the castle's princess. I'm talking about The Tale of Despereaux, of course, and the three folks behind our most favorite cheesy captions will slip away with one The Tale of Despereaux youth t-shirt, one The Tale of Despereaux adult t-shirt, one The Tale of Despereaux youth hat, one The Tale of Despereaux adult hat, one The Tale of Despereaux bookmark, one The Tale of Despereaux croxs shoe decoration, one The Tale of Despereaux mask, one The Tale of Despereaux Princess Pea mask and one The Tale of Despereaux picture frame magnet. You know what to do next ...

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1. "The scene shortly before the tragic "Lead Pillow of '78" incident." -- Matt H.2. "Wait, wait! This isn't cliché enough! Let's turn up the stereo and sing into hairbrushes instead!" -- Jonathan K.
3. "Pillow Fighting with my Ho-Ho-Homies" -- Jason F.
See full image and all captions
This week we're hanging with a mouse, a rat and a servant girl whose fates are intertwined with that of the castle's princess. I'm talking about The Tale of Despereaux, of course, and the three folks behind our most favorite cheesy captions will slip away with one The Tale of Despereaux youth t-shirt, one The Tale of Despereaux adult t-shirt, one The Tale of Despereaux youth hat, one The Tale of Despereaux adult hat, one The Tale of Despereaux bookmark, one The Tale of Despereaux croxs shoe decoration, one The Tale of Despereaux mask, one The Tale of Despereaux Princess Pea mask and one The Tale of Despereaux picture frame magnet. You know what to do next ...

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Reader Comments (Page 1 of 2)
12-12-2008 @ 4:07PM
David Perry said...
Two years, I have been saving my earwax, my vision has finally come to fruition!
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12-12-2008 @ 4:08PM
Eric Havens said...
He quickly discovered that with big ears comes massive ear dough.
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12-12-2008 @ 4:09PM
Eric Havens said...
I call it "cheese".
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12-12-2008 @ 4:22PM
Mike D said...
Sacre Blue Cheese!
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12-12-2008 @ 4:22PM
Patrick said...
1. You make a hole in the cheese.
2. You put your junk in that cheese.
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12-12-2008 @ 4:22PM
Joshua said...
Thats Levitation Homes
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12-12-2008 @ 4:28PM
Joshua said...
Despereaux soon found out that his mother's words of warning about eating anything bigger than his head, didn't include his ears.
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12-12-2008 @ 4:32PM
Matt said...
"You know what they say, mademoiselle, big ears, . . . big fromage."
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12-12-2008 @ 4:42PM
Paul said...
After the bailout ...
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12-12-2008 @ 4:45PM
Leslie said...
Well, I thought it would be okay, Mom, because--you know--the Swiss are always neutral...
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12-12-2008 @ 5:07PM
CPav said...
"And then, when the fat man reaches for the cheese....WHAM! The bar comes down and snaps his neck! And all the mice dine for the winter!"
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12-12-2008 @ 5:09PM
Dana said...
"I would like to propose a toast to Squeaky McWhiskerkins who gave his life so we might enjoy this feast."
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12-12-2008 @ 5:23PM
d said...
The sounds of vomiting were loud in the room... no one expected him to pull cheese from there...
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12-12-2008 @ 5:34PM
Kathi Fleming said...
I'm sorry, I couldn't hear you, I had this gigantic piece of cheese wedged in my ear! Thank God for Q-tips!
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12-12-2008 @ 5:36PM
Kathi Fleming said...
Despereaux found that if he wore a goofy hat and waved a gigantic piece of cheese around, people were slow to react to his extremely large ears.
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12-12-2008 @ 5:52PM
Adam C said...
Behold the power of cheese
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12-12-2008 @ 6:07PM
Chaz King said...
Having lost the ultimate game of 'Cat and Mouse' SpongeBob Squarepants was never heard from again.
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12-12-2008 @ 6:25PM
William Goss said...
Ben Lyons has a question about his BFCA ballot...
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12-12-2008 @ 6:29PM
Adi B said...
Great cheese comes from happy mice. Happy mice come from California.
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12-12-2008 @ 7:40PM
Jonathan Kuhn said...
Speak into my good ear.
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