Insert Caption: Yes Man
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Welcome back to another edition of Insert Caption -- the online game that says 'yes' to everything! Last week we asked you to cough up some witty captions for an image from the new animated flick The Tale of Despereaux, and you rats gave us more than enough cheese to chew on. Congrats to our three winners below!
1. "I bring you the head of Fettuccine Alfredo Garcia!" -- Harry J.
2."And then, when the fat man reaches for the cheese....WHAM! The bar comes down and snaps his neck! And all the mice dine for the winter!"-- Charles P.
3. "Fortunately for Despereaux, he had enlarged ears. His brother, Squeaker, with his enlarged nose, did not survive the 'cheese cutting.' -- Dan N.
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Yes! This week we're letting ourselves go and introducing our souls to new experiences by saying 'yes' to everything -- and, most importantly, saying 'yes' to Jim Carrey's new film Yes Man (in theaters this weekend). The crazy cats behind our three favorite captions will rock out with one Yes Man Motion Pen, one Yes Man "Yes I Can" Post-Its, one Yes Man Loaded Dice in Box, one Yes Man Magic Answer Ball, one Yes Man Next Level Ladies Pink T-Shirt and one Yes Man Next Level Men's Black Tee. Sound off below!

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1. "I bring you the head of Fettuccine Alfredo Garcia!" -- Harry J.2."And then, when the fat man reaches for the cheese....WHAM! The bar comes down and snaps his neck! And all the mice dine for the winter!"-- Charles P.
3. "Fortunately for Despereaux, he had enlarged ears. His brother, Squeaker, with his enlarged nose, did not survive the 'cheese cutting.' -- Dan N.
See full image and all captions
Yes! This week we're letting ourselves go and introducing our souls to new experiences by saying 'yes' to everything -- and, most importantly, saying 'yes' to Jim Carrey's new film Yes Man (in theaters this weekend). The crazy cats behind our three favorite captions will rock out with one Yes Man Motion Pen, one Yes Man "Yes I Can" Post-Its, one Yes Man Loaded Dice in Box, one Yes Man Magic Answer Ball, one Yes Man Next Level Ladies Pink T-Shirt and one Yes Man Next Level Men's Black Tee. Sound off below!

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Reader Comments (Page 1 of 2)
12-19-2008 @ 4:25PM
Dan N said...
Yes, I built this house on rock and roll
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12-19-2008 @ 4:34PM
Christopher said...
Ronnie James Dio taught me the sign, Esteban taught me to play and sold me this bitchen cheap guitar.
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12-19-2008 @ 4:41PM
Joshua said...
Jim gets a Perfect on hard dificulty.... Thats right He truly is a Guitar Hero.
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12-19-2008 @ 4:46PM
Alex Thorne said...
After much due consideration, Jim Carrey was deemed the perfect replacement for Justin Hawkins as The Darkness' lead guitarist.
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12-19-2008 @ 4:51PM
CPav said...
And, like all of the other animals in our "all-guitar" rendition of Peter and the Wolf, the Wolf will be played on...you guessed it...the guitar.
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12-19-2008 @ 5:12PM
Fawn Delmajunk said...
Say hello to my little friend... Senor Wences!
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12-19-2008 @ 5:16PM
Jim Rob Jones said...
Ladies & Gentleman I give you Erik Davis' girlfriend... My right hand!
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12-19-2008 @ 5:30PM
Tim Brown said...
Rock Star to the deaf, Carl Allen, in a moment of weakness offended his church going fans by signing a rousing reindition of Sympathy for the Devil.
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12-19-2008 @ 5:36PM
Flip Mionmiazz said...
This is how Carrey rolls. One in the pink and one in the stink.
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12-19-2008 @ 5:45PM
Eric Davis said...
I live by two rules: 1) Never sleep with your best friends woman. 2) Never have a best friend.
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12-19-2008 @ 5:50PM
Virginia Hamm said...
There are two things I hate in this world: 1) People who are intolerant of other cultures and 2) The Dutch!
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12-19-2008 @ 6:09PM
Red Azchiques said...
After several unsuccessful Mariachi band auditions, Carl Allen, formed his own band "Huevos Mancheros".
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12-19-2008 @ 6:09PM
Matt said...
"With this Pick of Destiny, I shall proceed to play the best song in the world...(tribute)."
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12-19-2008 @ 6:26PM
Dan said...
"Do NOT see this film. WOOOOOOO!"
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12-19-2008 @ 6:30PM
Kathi Fleming said...
And with rare audition footage, the general public sees why Jim Carrey was not selected to play Johnny Cash in Walk the Line.
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12-19-2008 @ 6:31PM
Kathi Fleming said...
And now watch as my shadow puppet dog will play this here guitar.
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12-19-2008 @ 7:02PM
Stephen Mergele said...
Seems Carrey never did drop character after "Man on the Moon".
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12-19-2008 @ 7:23PM
Mark said...
Is anyone watching? Hello? Bring Zooey back on the screen, dammit.
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12-19-2008 @ 7:30PM
Kurt said...
Me, Myself, and I-Rock!
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12-19-2008 @ 11:19PM
experience_martin said...
Because the Taco Bell chihuahua became too expensive for advertising, the fast food giant had to resort to Jim Carrey.
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